Mister_Lurker is back!

tim_dog

For reasons I'm unsure of, my 'Mister_Lurker' account was banned.

Some say it's because I was the "best thing to happen to Soulstrut in a long time", and others say it's because Anthony Pearson "pays to post here".

Regardless, I'm back!

I'm all about the record related posts though now. No more e-beef for 2006!

So to get thangz started, I just mailed off an LP to Japan that netted me $700 USD + on the 'Bay!

It's the first record I've sold on eBay, so I wrapped that motherfucker tight!

hcrink

4 pages.

Brian

is this dude going after hookers and coke and coked up hookers?

Guzzo

I missed you

Imperial_Mao

Good to see your back...

tim_dog

Thanks, Guzzo!

BTW, you suckered me with the phone number in your avatar!

I tried calling you from work last week, but to no avail!

MrsMcClusky

Mister_Lurker is gone you can never replace him.

tim_dog

Good to see your back...

HAHAHAHA awesome!

Guzzo

Thanks, Guzzo!

BTW, you suckered me with the phone number in your avatar!

I tried calling you from work last week, but to no avail!

ain't my number, I've never even bothered to call it. Possibly Fatbacks previous place of employment?

tim_dog

Dude it's some mental health crisis line or some shit!

I was like, "I need 20 cc's of raer, stat!"

hcrink

So, what record did you sell for $700? And how were the coked up strippers?

mylatency

how's Toronto these days?

TREW

And how coked up were the[/b] strippers?

HAZ

how's Toronto these days?

Does this dude rep Canada?

SoulOnIce

asprin

Sayin..

Swayze

Well this is the "who cares" post of the day.

DJPrestige

Dear Morrissey,
I THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST! In my room, you're all over! I have almost all you posters, the one I don't have is "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" because they don't sell those anymore. I went to your record release party at Bill's Records and Tapes in Dallas but you didn't come, I nearly cried. But you coming in-concert and to Sound Ware-house is shocking and I'm-coming. Anyways, I bought second row tickets to your concert and I hope it will be a blast!

P.S. Please, if you can, write to me. Please!

Swayze

I'm-coming

-i actually got booted from a morrissey concert when he was touring for the your arsenal album. i was standing against the rail, front row, when this hesher guy started crowd surfing and kicked me in the side of my face. being that i was 15, and still pretty much a pussy (morrissey concert by myself?) i waited until the guy landed on his feet, facing away from me, so i punched the very back of his skull as hard as i could. the dood dropped like that new gwen stefani joint, but the bouncers saw me do it, and next thing i knew, i was alone with my flowers and hearing aid outside in the cold. although i really liked vauxhall and i, he totally fell of after bona drag.

Birdman9

For reasons I'm sure were justified[/b], my 'Mister_Lurker' account was banned.


Some say it's because I was the "most inconsequential persona[/b]
to happen to Soulstrut in a long time", and others say it's because I had "nothing to offer".[/b]


Regardless of how stupid it is to announce my banning
and start a post about that banning under a new, soon-to-be-banned persona[/b],
I'm back!

Great! We need more folks of you caliber here!
Keep up the good work.

ariel_calmer

So insignificant he's.... ???

Birdman9

So insignificant he's.... ???

YES!

DJPrestige

So insignificant he's.... ???

canonical

So insignificant he's.... ???

dialectical... or diabolical?!

tim_dog

For reasons I'm sure were justified[/b], my 'Mister_Lurker' account was banned.





Some say it's because I was the "most inconsequential persona[/b]

to happen to Soulstrut in a long time", and others say it's because I had "nothing to offer".[/b]





Regardless of how stupid it is to announce my banning

and start a post about that banning under a new, soon-to-be-banned persona[/b],

I'm back!

Great! We need more folks of you caliber here!

Keep up the good work.

No e-beef here dude, but you need to check thyself.



Let's put it this way - more newbies on this board = more records being traded/more knowledge being dropped = better chance of you getting your paws on some bloodshitting raers.



And oh yes, I got some bloodshitters I'm not adverse to throwing up as set sales in the near future.



Keep your e-friends close and your e-enemies closer, nawmean?



P.S. I'm not here to take your bone, doggy, so why you so mad?

BigSpliff

For reasons I'm sure were justified[/b], my 'Mister_Lurker' account was banned.


Some say it's because I was the "most inconsequential persona[/b]
to happen to Soulstrut in a long time", and others say it's because I had "nothing to offer".[/b]


Regardless of how stupid it is to announce my banning
and start a post about that banning under a new, soon-to-be-banned persona[/b],
I'm back!

Great! We need more folks of you caliber here!
Keep up the good work.

No e-beef here dude, but you need to check thyself.

Let's put it this way - more newbies on this board = more records being traded/more knowledge being dropped = better chance of you getting your paws on some bloodshitting raers.

And oh yes, I got some bloodshitters I'm not adverse to throwing up as set sales in the near future.

Keep your e-friends close and your e-enemies closer, nawmean?

P.S. I'm not here to take your bone, doggy, so why you so mad?

You sir, are no Mister_Lurker

PrimeCutsLtd

I think you guys are in love with mister lurker.

Guzzo

I think you guys are in love with mister lurker.

I am

tim_dog

Oh, but I beg to differ.

Ask mylatency to unban my Mister_Lurker account and I'll post under it to prove it.

SoulOnIce

wow. that would be exciting.

tim_dog

Fall back, playah.

No e-beef means no e-beef.

Keep on my good side and maybe I'll lace you with a cdr of my new jawn:

"Fyah bun A.P.'s crappy record grading eyez!" - by tim_dog feat. Mister_Lurker Tha Tear-Jerker