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How old were you when you lost your virginity?

parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
edited February 2016 in Off Topic (NRR)
I was sixteen, my first time was in my aunt's basement. Looking back I was so lucky one of my parents/relatives didn't walk in on me. The craziest shit was when I went to flush the condom down the toilet, I looked down and it was not on me. I was like Turns out it was in her. Your turn to tell some stories batches!
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  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    I looked down and it was not on me. I was like Turns out it was in her.


    So the condom was too big for you?




  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    No, I just remember laying there for a while after I was done and still inside her like "my mind is fully blown". Whats up with the Vermont chicks back then dude?
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    i lost mine at sixteen as well, unfortunately i have no crazy story to go with it.
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    43 views, one response. Weak. People are scurred. Entertain me fuckwads, this is hands down one of the most boring days on SS.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    Entertain me fuckwads, this is hands down one of the most boring days on SS.



    i used to have a girlfriend that was an adopted kid, only child, really "church-y," but whenever i came over to her place she made her parents go up stairs and not come down and "bother" us.





    we were in early high school, and the girl even had the balls to put on porn! that shit was to me...
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    Whats up with the Vermont chicks back then dude?



    I spent my formal/hometown years (0-18) in Wisconsin.





    I was 14, the girl was super hot.







    I lasted about 10 seconds. No condom.





  • El_MezcalitoEl_Mezcalito 312 Posts
    I lost mine in 4th grade in the stairwell like a true G.



    ha ... na but I did assist a girl with losing her Virginia about a month ago. She was 24. I actually needed a shoe-horn to get in that shit. Even less fun than it sounds.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,135 Posts
    21...3 months ago. I'm 22 now.
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts


    thas what I'm talkin bout
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    13. Step up front. Ya Dig? Broad daylight.

    Her - buck naked.
    Me - fully clothed with hat on backwards and socks on ((((gangster)))))
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    When I was born, the nurse said, "Holy shit! That's DJ Ferrari!" Then she had had sex with me. At that point, she was the third girl I had slept with.

    DJ Ferrari
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    When I was born, the samoan nurse said, "Holy shit! That's DJ Ferrari!" Then he had had sex with me. At that point, he was the third guy I had slept with.

    DJ Ferrari

  • El_MezcalitoEl_Mezcalito 312 Posts
    13. Step up front. Ya Dig? Broad daylight.



    Her - buck naked.

    Me - fully clothed with hat on backwards and socks on ((((gangster)))))



    socks? If youre fully clothed I hope you had socks on..



    thats a good one tho. how many have done it Kelis style in "public" or outside?



  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    13. Step up front. Ya Dig? Broad daylight.

    Her - buck naked.
    Me - fully clothed with hat on backwards and socks on ((((gangster)))))

    socks? If youre fully clothed I hope you had socks on..

    thats a good one tho. how many have done it Kelis style in "public" or outside?


    I did it in public with the same girl I was talking bout earlier. After we drank a Mickeys 45.

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    how many have done it Kelis style in "public" or outside?

    Swingset... not as easy as advertised.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    8, no lie.
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts


    in the year

  • TECUMSEHTECUMSEH 301 Posts
    Ask Magic.
  • generiquegenerique 625 Posts
    15. It was terrible. Girl was some years older and she didn't give me a break, if you know what I mean. How can you possibly lead if you're new at it? That's 17 years ago and I still remember some painful details.



    If I could do it all over I would skip this girl and go straight to the second one, which happened about a year later.



  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    8, no lie.

    It was the hemp choker, wasn't it!
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Entertain me fuckwads, this is hands down one of the most boring days on SS.



    i liked hcink's boy whore thraed
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    18 yrs. old. march 31st 1991. peace, stein. . .
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    8, no lie.

    It was the hemp choker, wasn't it!



  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    8, no lie.

    8??! uh, details plaese.
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    Ask Magic.

    HOT!
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Ask Magic bout Graham's couch.

    NOT HOT!

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    17, the girl was 24. I met her in Japan, then she came to Canada to visit me. We was makin' out nekkid and it just slipped in I spent the next year constantly thinking I had an illegitamate child and/or HIV.


    thats a good one tho. how many have done it Kelis style in "public" or outside?
    I have an assortment of bathrooms I've found on campus that I like to brang my gurls too. One of which is a private one-stall that is L-shaped, has hooks and a sink, and is in an old building with low-occupation.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    8, no lie.

    It was the hemp choker, wasn't it!




    Don't lie, you've used the hemp to woo the ladies, I'm sure. Back in your "sabadaba" days, I bet you were the king of this kind of shit:

    "bracelets? yeah I got hemp bracelets. But if you wanna step to the back room, I got hemp lingerie..."
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts

    "bracelets? yeah I got hemp bracelets. But if you wanna step to the back room, I got hemp lingerie..."
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