Umm... around the time my gall bladder stopped working, back about 7 years ago. Anytime there's drastic changes in your eating habits it can cause hemorrhoids and considering I was eating pretty much nothing and lost 75 pounds in 2 months...yeah. Talk about a literal pain in the ass.
And I guess I'll be anal and point out it's spelled "hemorrhoids". Get it? Anal?? AHAHAHAHAHA.
last time i had hemmorhoids was prolly 2000. i just got back from japan and went nuts on the greasy american foods. i was packing wet naps for a few weeks.
You really have no excuse for this yo, if you take a dump at work, you can just run home and run the washcloth past your butt and feel like a new man...
i dont condone using them french ass faucet thingies, but my ass was on fire and that lil splash of water on my cornhole felt like god himself was tossing my salad.
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Really? What's your method? "Let it go, but don't push no mo'?" Cause I get way too impatient!
deep breaths in and then push out
Ha, so breathing helps? I need to switch my style, 'cause rolling from one cheek to the other in the office chair is not working for me.
And I guess I'll be anal and point out it's spelled "hemorrhoids". Get it? Anal?? AHAHAHAHAHA.
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last time i had hemmorhoids was prolly 2000. i just got back from japan and went nuts on the greasy american foods. i was packing wet naps for a few weeks.
Indeed
ive had one for like a year now. only hurts when i poo sometimes and bloody
*turning off computer now
You really have no excuse for this yo, if you take a dump at work, you can just run home and run the washcloth past your butt and feel like a new man...
one word: BIDET