Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
we only have sex 3 maybe 4 times a week...
I Hate U
I was gonna call that one out.
Me too LOL! Don't feel bad, ED, that's a good 2-3 more times a week than 90% of married couples I know!
Shiiiiit, then me and wifey must be porno stars, then. Oh yeah, being married WILL take a bite out of your diggin' because you'll HAVE TO account for your spending (as Shawn Black would say, "Stop asking me questions!!!!"). Plus, while married, you'll lose the ability to think for yourself. Wives chip away at your decisiveness by asking questions about everything you do. Here's an example:
Me: Hey hon, what are you in the mood to eat tonight?
Her: Oh, whatever you want.
Me: You're picky about eating, so you make the choice (commentary: me trying to save myself some brain cells).
Her: Oh no, you go ahead and choose.
Me: (commentary: Like an idiot) How about Italian?
Her: You always pick Italian (commentary: uh, I thought it didn't matter what I chose).
Exchanges like the one above will eat away at your mind until you are as indecisive as the rest of us. Sometimes, the mental complexity of a wife can be overwhelming. Any husband on here who has ever get sucked into commenting on what his wife is wearing out understands me. That's word!!!
Yo! Congrats on that one. You can send me all your latin records until he/she gets out of the Crayola phase. Man with kids you got have a good defense with your records. My daughter got to my soundbwoy breaks with her crayons. I almost had a heart attack "not my greedy g". She learned quick not to mess with the wax. My cd's took the brunt of the damage. I didn't really care though. Just keep away from my records.
Now on Prestige being married... She'll let you dig...but she will also know your weak spot. Don't piss her off too much...next thing you know records will be thrown at you like chinese stars.
1) You think you sex life falls off after marriage? Dude, have a kid. 2-3 times a MONTH would be incredible.
That's the realest shit I ever wrote.
2) What effect has marriage/kids had on diggin? I'll put it this way: I've been in NYC since Thursday and I haven't gone digging yet and I probably won't even though I'll be here for part of WFMU. If I were out here on my own, sheeet, I would have rolled through the entire EV plus BK. But being on daddy duty is not conducive to spending hours on end at TSL or Academy.
At least I get to eat some good food. The new ramen joints out here in the East V are
Me: Hey hon, what are you in the mood to eat tonight?
Her: Oh, whatever you want.
Me: You're picky about eating, so you make the choice (commentary: me trying to save myself some brain cells).
Her: Oh no, you go ahead and choose.
Me: (commentary: Like an idiot) How about Italian?
Her: You always pick Italian (commentary: uh, I thought it didn't matter what I chose).
I am not married but I have this conversation with my girlfriend almost every night. This shit is the truth. It is the only thing we really fight about though so its not all that bad.
Wow, really? I need to try some of the other places. I know Momofuku is not "authentic," but they have some incredibly creative dishes and the freshest ingredients. I don't think their pork buns are fuckwitable...and they've recently had this corn dish with miso butter and bacon that blows my mind.
1) You think you sex life falls off after marriage? Dude, have a kid. 2-3 times a MONTH would be incredible.
That's the realest shit I ever wrote.
that's the realest shit i've read on this thread so far. doesn't get any better after having 2 kids. but your whole perspective in life changes with kids so it's all good.
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Shiiiiit, then me and wifey must be porno stars, then. Oh yeah, being married WILL take a bite out of your diggin' because you'll HAVE TO account for your spending (as Shawn Black would say, "Stop asking me questions!!!!"). Plus, while married, you'll lose the ability to think for yourself. Wives chip away at your decisiveness by asking questions about everything you do. Here's an example:
Me: Hey hon, what are you in the mood to eat tonight?
Her: Oh, whatever you want.
Me: You're picky about eating, so you make the choice (commentary: me trying to save myself some brain cells).
Her: Oh no, you go ahead and choose.
Me: (commentary: Like an idiot) How about Italian?
Her: You always pick Italian (commentary: uh, I thought it didn't matter what I chose).
Exchanges like the one above will eat away at your mind until you are as indecisive as the rest of us. Sometimes, the mental complexity of a wife can be overwhelming. Any husband on here who has ever get sucked into commenting on what his wife is wearing out understands me. That's word!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
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Yo! Congrats on that one. You can send me all your latin records until he/she gets out of the Crayola phase.
check Ebay within the next few months
Congratz, Meaty - on both accounts!
thanks dudeski.
Yo! Congrats on that one. You can send me all your latin records until he/she gets out of the Crayola phase.
Man with kids you got have a good defense with your records. My daughter got to my soundbwoy breaks with her crayons. I almost had a heart attack "not my greedy g". She learned quick not to mess with the wax. My cd's took the brunt of the damage. I didn't really care though. Just keep away from my records.
Now on Prestige being married... She'll let you dig...but she will also know your weak spot. Don't piss her off too much...next thing you know records will be thrown at you like chinese stars.
Congrats...all the best buddy!
That's the realest shit I ever wrote.
2) What effect has marriage/kids had on diggin? I'll put it this way: I've been in NYC since Thursday and I haven't gone digging yet and I probably won't even though I'll be here for part of WFMU. If I were out here on my own, sheeet, I would have rolled through the entire EV plus BK. But being on daddy duty is not conducive to spending hours on end at TSL or Academy.
At least I get to eat some good food. The new ramen joints out here in the East V are
Minca > Men Kui Tai > Rai Rai Ken > Momofuku
I am not married but I have this conversation with my girlfriend almost every night. This shit is the truth. It is the only thing we really fight about though so its not all that bad.
Wow, really? I need to try some of the other places. I know Momofuku is not "authentic," but they have some incredibly creative dishes and the freshest ingredients. I don't think their pork buns are fuckwitable...and they've recently had this corn dish with miso butter and bacon that blows my mind.
that's the realest shit i've read on this thread so far. doesn't get any better after having 2 kids. but your whole perspective in life changes with kids so it's all good.
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