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  • Record store back room/basement

    Supreme and I were talking about crazy record store owners, that means ALL of them, and we got onto a funny subject. Why does almost every damn record store have a back room or basement with LOTS more records, but the dudes are MAD funny about letting you in there. "Oh I've got a lot more records in the back, but you can't go back there and look." Motherfucker why not!? You are in the business of SELLING records right? The secret basement is the other funny one. "Yo son, there is like crazy records in the basement of that shop but you gotta know the owner real well or you can't look down there." I think some of these record store owners just want to hoard records so they can be funny about the back room and the basement. "Oh, I have to go through them and price them first." Fool I got cash money NOW, what's really good? These guys act like you have to have government security clearance to look in the basement! LOL. If I had a record store and you got cash? SHIT, Plaese foll. You can look in the basement, the backroom, on the roof, in the bathroom, in my car, the spot where I eat lunch, any place you want. Find a record you like? Bring it to the counter with some money and we'll work out a price. Yadadamean? Plaese to post ALL funny record store backroom and basement stories in this thread.Thank you and have a nice Friday!
  • Funny Biz Markie stories and appreciation thread!

    Phone rings one day about 6 years ago. First time I ever talked to Biz on the phone:

    Me: Hello
    Biz: What you got?
    Me: Excuse me
    Biz: What you got! Kung-fu movies man. Ca$h told me to call you about the movies.
    Me: Who is this
    Biz: Biz man! What movies you got.

    I then start to list off every rare kung-fu movie in my collection that I can think of. After every title I mention, Biz replies "Got it!" He then says get to the rare stuff man! We start talking about all kinds of kung-fu movies for about and hour and a half. Biz then says, "Gotta go, I'll call you back."
    Later that night I'm DUMB tired from work the day before and I'm sleeping early.
    Wifey comes in a wakes me up, she's holding the cordless phone. She has a confused look on her face and says "someone named Biz is on the phone for you, he said that you told him to have me wake you up if he called back and you were sleeping. He sounds crazy, is everything ok?" I never told him to have her wake me up. Dude is always on some comedy like this!

    More stories to follow, I'm only getting atarted and when Paul Nice jumps in on this thread it will be REALLY funny!