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  • Funny Biz Markie stories and appreciation thread!

    Big_ChanBig_Chan
    Phone rings one day about 6 years ago. First time I ever talked to Biz on the phone:

    Me: Hello
    Biz: What you got?
    Me: Excuse me
    Biz: What you got! Kung-fu movies man. Ca$h told me to call you about the movies.
    Me: Who is this
    Biz: Biz man! What movies you got.

    I then start to list off every rare kung-fu movie in my collection that I can think of. After every title I mention, Biz replies "Got it!" He then says get to the rare stuff man! We start talking about all kinds of kung-fu movies for about and hour and a half. Biz then says, "Gotta go, I'll call you back."
    Later that night I'm DUMB tired from work the day before and I'm sleeping early.
    Wifey comes in a wakes me up, she's holding the cordless phone. She has a confused look on her face and says "someone named Biz is on the phone for you, he said that you told him to have me wake you up if he called back and you were sleeping. He sounds crazy, is everything ok?" I never told him to have her wake me up. Dude is always on some comedy like this!

    More stories to follow, I'm only getting atarted and when Paul Nice jumps in on this thread it will be REALLY funny!


    BlokeyMan