What's the first thing someone rebuts to you when you tell them your profession?

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  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    Them: "How much for an eighth?"











    Just playin.

  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts
    Me: (Cant Tell You)

    Them: (I'm scared of you guys...)

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    TheKindCromang said:
    Me: Design

    Them: Oh cool. What kind of stuff?

    Me: "Gifty" stuff. Wrapped soaps, candles, a lot of packaging???

    Them: Uhhhh. Oh. Cool. (proceeds to change the topic)

    That actually sounds amazing. I'm really into product packaging.


    Me: Grad student, Economics
    Them: Um, so what are you going to do with that, like, accounts and stuff?
    Me: No, that would be accounting, not economics.
    Them: So you mean like stocks?
    Me: No.

  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    Psychologist gets either a "That's interesting!" or a "Uh oh... Better watch what I say around you? Do you,like, analyze what everyone says to you?"

  • me: sound mixer for TV (it's called a dubbing mixer but nobody knows what that is)
    them: oh wow! let me ask you: how/ why do they make the adverts louder than the actual programmes?

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Big_Stacks said:
    My mom still doesn't get what I do.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Hey Stacks, I sympathise with you on that one. Working in health information I get lots of fun conversations where friends, family, misinterpret what I do to other people so I have to then watch their faces fall when they realise that my job in no way involves saving lives or anything vaguely heroic.


    granjero said:
    me: sound mixer for TV (it's called a dubbing mixer but nobody knows what that is)
    them: oh wow! let me ask you: how/ why do they make the adverts louder than the actual programmes?

    That would be exactly what I asked. :red:

  • Junior said:
    Big_Stacks said:
    My mom still doesn't get what I do.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Hey Stacks, I sympathise with you on that one.

    Too funny! I think my mum believes I write all the music in TV programmes.

    Junior said:

    granjero said:
    me: sound mixer for TV (it's called a dubbing mixer but nobody knows what that is)
    them: oh wow! let me ask you: how/ why do they make the adverts louder than the actual programmes?

    That would be exactly what I asked. :red:

    Ha! Well. Try explaining compression to your average man or woman on the street. It doesn't really work.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts

  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 3,100 Posts
    me: epidemiologist
    them: *a knowing 'oh'* (but then it usually turns out that they think i am a doctor who specializes in the skin)

    and when I tell them it's the study of EPIDEMICS they naturally assume that I study outbreaks and ask me if they should worry about bird flu...which is a fair enough assumption and question, but i don't study outbreaks, so the dance goes on and on...

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Junior said:
    Big_Stacks said:
    My mom still doesn't get what I do.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Hey Stacks, I sympathise with you on that one. Working in health information I get lots of fun conversations where friends, family, misinterpret what I do to other people so I have to then watch their faces fall when they realise that my job in no way involves saving lives or anything vaguely heroic.

    Hey Junior,

    Like most people, my mom thinks that I'm a "teacher", so thus, I'm off all summer. Because of her assumption, she doesn't understand why I'm not free to come down to visit any time I wish during the summer. She fails to realize that all the other tasks I perform (publishing research, mentoring doctoral student research, and serving as chair of my academic department, on editorial boards, and for professional organizations) are year-round jobs. I've said repeatedly that "teaching" is such a small aspect of my work. I've told her that, basically, I work a full work-week all summer long, and that I only take off about a week or so off from work during that time. Also, she doesn't realize that while I'm away, the work continues to pile up, thus a shitload of work awaits me when I return home from visiting her. Pretty much, I've given up on trying to explain the matter to her.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,390 Posts
    My father used to tell people I was unemployed rather than try to explain my job (a specialised kind of digital consultant). I only found that out when we got a kind of Red Cross-style parcel for the kids from one of his friends one Christmas. I'd never even met them so I asked my Dad who then confessed...it was pretty funny.

  • Me: I'm a copywriter.

    Them: So, you like, work on patents and stuff?

    Me: Um...do you watch Mad Men?

  • hogginthefogg said:
    Me: I'm a copywriter.

    Them: So, you like, work on patents and stuff?

    Me: Um...do you EVEN watch Mad Men?

    Fixed/Most Pretentious Response Possible/Some Of My Best Friends Are Copywriters

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Flomotion said:
    My father used to tell people I was unemployed rather than try to explain my job (a specialised kind of digital consultant). I only found that out when we got a kind of Red Cross-style parcel for the kids from one of his friends one Christmas. I'd never even met them so I asked my Dad who then confessed...it was pretty funny.

    Some years ago my father admitted to me that when his buddies asked what I did for a living he told them Professional Bullshitter

    Next time he came to visit I took him with me to work and showed him what I did.....I asked him what he was gonna say next time his buddies asked him and he said "That you're a Professional Bullshitter".

  • gareth said:
    hogginthefogg said:
    Me: I'm a copywriter.

    Them: So, you like, work on patents and stuff?

    Me: Um...do you EVEN watch Mad Men?

    Fixed/Most Pretentious Response Possible/Some Of My Best Friends Are Copywriters

    Ha! Nice.

    The real reason I ask if they watch Mad Men is so that I can say, "I'm like Peggy Olsen, only prettier (and I kept my baby)."

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,850 Posts
    PrimeCutsLtd said:
    me: chef
    them: "oh really? what's your speciality?"
    me: food

    Pretty much.

  • Me: online advertising/marketing
    Them: PRON Pop-ups!

  • me: I uh... work in tv... a film/tv editor
    them: oh! have you worked on anything cool?
    me: no


    one day, I will edit for a project that is not too shameful to even describe

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,390 Posts
    Rockadelic said:


    Some years ago my father admitted to me that when his buddies asked what I did for a living he told them Professional Bullshitter

    Next time he came to visit I took him with me to work and showed him what I did.....I asked him what he was gonna say next time his buddies asked him and he said "That you're a Professional Bullshitter".

    Fantastic. I'm going with Professional Bullshitter next time someone asks me what I do.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Flomotion said:
    Rockadelic said:


    Some years ago my father admitted to me that when his buddies asked what I did for a living he told them Professional Bullshitter

    Next time he came to visit I took him with me to work and showed him what I did.....I asked him what he was gonna say next time his buddies asked him and he said "That you're a Professional Bullshitter".

    Fantastic. I'm going with Professional Bullshitter next time someone asks me what I do.

    For the record I'm pretty sure my Dad thinks anyone who doesn't do physical labor and get their hands dirty is a Professional Bullshitter.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,889 Posts
    I believe I've been professionally bullshitting for some time on this job but it's all that they require.

  • hogginthefogg said:
    gareth said:
    hogginthefogg said:
    Me: I'm a copywriter.

    Them: So, you like, work on patents and stuff?

    Me: Um...do you EVEN watch Mad Men?

    Fixed/Most Pretentious Response Possible/Some Of My Best Friends Are Copywriters

    Ha! Nice.

    The real reason I ask if they watch Mad Men is so that I can say, "I'm like Peggy Olsen, only prettier (and I kept my baby)."

    LOL. I'm jealous BTW. That's what I want to do but I feel it is too late for a career change.

  • downtownrobbrown said:
    hogginthefogg said:
    gareth said:
    hogginthefogg said:
    Me: I'm a copywriter.

    Them: So, you like, work on patents and stuff?

    Me: Um...do you EVEN watch Mad Men?

    Fixed/Most Pretentious Response Possible/Some Of My Best Friends Are Copywriters

    Ha! Nice.

    The real reason I ask if they watch Mad Men is so that I can say, "I'm like Peggy Olsen, only prettier (and I kept my baby)."

    LOL. I'm jealous BTW. That's what I want to do but I feel it is too late for a career change.

    You're probably younger than I was when I got into it (at age 28).

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Me: I work for a non-profit

    Them: :poor:

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "you must eat a lot of ice cream"

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    "Do people still by records?"

  • Duderonomy said:

    Huh. All the time, Phife.
    I put the punch, kick, stab, shoot, blow up, fall-from-a-great-height and die sound fx into the a film last year.
    Kinda a depressing experience which made me glad to be back mixing tv programmes about removal men.

  • downtownrobbrown said:
    Me > Landscape Architect

    Them > "You gotta come over to my place and look at my front yard."

    vintageinfants said:
    me: plumbing and irrigation.

    SOULTRUST COLLABO

  • staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts
    Is this the soulstrut version of the What They Think I Do meme?

    Well played.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    4YearGraduate said:
    And my favorite:
    "what else do you do?"
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