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DB_Cooper · September 2011

"Your mom smells like foot tacos".

Add on.

james · September 2011

I heard your mom only has one finger and wants to join the Pointer Sisters.

Grandfather · September 2011

Your moms feet so busted that when she walks around barefoot it sounds like shes playing the maracas

RAJ · September 2011

Your mom took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

HarveyCanal · September 2011

A classic:

Ya mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

james · September 2011

I heard your mom was born with a mouth in each armpit and has to do The Cabbage Patch whenever she wants to chew.

vintageinfants · September 2011

i'd say this shit to her face instead of behind her back, but my car's only got a half tank of gas.

batmon · September 2011

your moms is on Soulstrut

chrisflyer · September 2011

Yo mama's so stupid she gave her brother a blowjob cause he was unemployed.

Controller_7 · September 2011

Your mama gave birth to you and raised you well.

Wait, am I doing this right?

parallax · September 2011

If jizz was pavement, your mom would be a highway.

Your mom's so skinny, she could do pushups under a door.

Dolo76 · September 2011

Your mom gave me dome for a Leo Sayer in G- condition

vintageinfants · September 2011

speaking of snaps, that's what i can do when my fingers in her veej and my thumbs in her butt.

Horseleech · September 2011

I wish Redd Foxx was still here.

cove · September 2011

Your mom got banned

herbacios tweed · September 2011

Your moms so fat her blood type is Ragu

StoneHands · September 2011

Your mom's elbows are so pointy, record collectors wouldn't date her.

edulus · September 2011

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake...etc

http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/hogwarts-snaps/

Breez · September 2011

Your moms is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your moms is like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.

Your moms teeth are so yellow the bitch spits butter.

PATX · September 2011

Your Poppyseed Was Dismissed Upon Release But Standing Strong Today

FunkyFlatulent · September 2011

Your moms mouth is so strong she blows bubbles with Now and Laters.

MiddleDean · September 2011

Your dick's so small you piss on your nuts

bass_fever · September 2011

Your mom is soo short she can walk under a bed with high heels on and do back flips...

Your mom is so skinny she has like one nipple...

FunkyFlatulent · September 2011

Your mother's so bald she blowdry her hair like this...heh ...heh...... lol

YNOT · September 2011

Your moms so skinny she had to run in the shower to get wet.

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