Most godawful band names

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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Then there's the cringe-inducing Anal Cunt. Seriously, I just cringed a bit.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    dj_cityboy said:
    i dont know if i would call these godawful, but they just come across as weird names to me:

    Jefferson Airplane
    Moby Grape
    Thin Lizzy
    Grateful Dead

    BAN this retard

  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    Thin LIzzy
    Iron Butterfly
    Steely Dan

    basically any band named after a "Marital Aide"

    B/W

    Growing up, i was a fan of


  • HollafameHollafame 844 Posts
    mrmatthew said:



    Oh yeah...horrible name. Fun show.

  • finelikewinefinelikewine "ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD A VINYL." http://www.discogs.com/user/permabulker 1,416 Posts
    THE WHITEST BOY ALIVE

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    HOLLAFAME said:
    mrmatthew said:



    Oh yeah...horrible name. Fun show.

    I wonder if they shared any members with the Fried Abortions:


  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts




    :nagl:

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    james said:
    Crunt.

    Good band still.

    Rhymes With Orange
    Chixdigit
    Barenaked Ladies
    Propagandhi
    Moist
    Moxy Fr??vous
    The Philosopher Kings
    Lubricated Goat

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    InnerSpace said:
    A high school friend had a band named Rumpleforeskin.
    John Cougar Concentration Camp


    We always call him Jon Cougar Menstrual Cramp.

  • Half man Half Biscuit.
    King Pleasure and the Biscuit boys
    Death By Milkfloat

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    Jesus Couldn't Drum

  • dj_cityboy said:
    Moby Grape

    I don't think it's a "godawful" name, but when I first heard of Moby Grape at 12 years old and I thought that it was some new grape jam by Smuckers or something.

  • dj_cityboydj_cityboy 1,460 Posts
    Soulhawk said:
    dj_cityboy said:
    i dont know if i would call these godawful, but they just come across as weird names to me:

    Jefferson Airplane
    Moby Grape
    Thin Lizzy
    Grateful Dead

    BAN this retard

    ha ha ha awwww muffin you get a squirrel in your pants or sumthin...

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    sumthin?

    what are you, 12?

    congratulations, you are easily the stupidest person to ever post on soulstrut

    maybe there should be an award for that

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Are you kidding me?! I have to say, Grateful Dead & Thin Lizzy are 2 of the best band names in rock, imo.

  • tabiratabira 856 Posts
    Have to fix this,

    Grateful dead = one of the best band names ever

    Edit - Breez - you beat me to this by a short second

  • dj_cityboydj_cityboy 1,460 Posts
    Soulhawk said:
    sumthin?

    what are you, 12?

    congratulations, you are easily the stupidest person to ever post on soulstrut

    maybe there should be an award for that

    actually i am 36, and i'll accept your congrats, but first i'll ask why all the hostility? what are you all bent out of shape about? did i do sumthin to you? because if so...allow me to apologise! i dont know you mate and you dont know me..therefore i see no point in name calling...not quite sure what your issues with me are..but whatever man, i aint here to start shit with no one...

  • dirtydirty 93 Posts
    Vampire Weekend.

  • Goober and the Peas

  • KadinkKadink Mainstream hip-hop is losing its street edge 98 Posts
    Mr. Mister - This actually may be a good name as the music is as dire as the name implies.
    Therapy? - Do they expect people to say their name in the form of a question?
    That Dog. - The period is unacceptable.
    fIREHOSE - Basically, no band name should have punctuation. Neu! is the only exception.
    The one that is like Red Jumpsuit Apparatus or something like that.
    Good Charlotte - Charlotte would be more accurate.
    Nirvana - Dudes should have known the name was taken.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    People Under The Stairs

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Junior M.A.F.I.A., for whatever they said it stood for. After the fact.
    I guess any name with a backronym.
    The Backronyms

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    !!!

    Yes, that's a band name.

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    Salt n Pepa
    I wish it was Salt and Pepper.

    Red Hot Chili Peppers
    I think it's a "cool" name, but it's so long and there doesn't seem to be an agreed upon nickname. If I said "The Peppers" I don't think it would be obvious what I was referring to. And RHCP is just an awkward acronym.

    Insane Clown Posse

    KoRn

    America
    I feel like it's a bit of a bold name to title a band with. Plus, I feel like I always have to clarify, "America the band, I mean the name of the band is America."

    Panic at the Disco

    Butthole Surfers
    I'm embarrassed just typing it.

  • MAN MAN

    arctic monkeys

    test icicles

    phish

    (hed) pe

    clap your hands say yeah!

    does it offend you, yeah?

    i'm from barcelona

  • BobDesperado said:
    Jesus Couldn't Drum

    i like this because it reminds me of the line "are you telling me that jesus couldn't hit a curveball?" from major league.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Almond said:


    Insane Clown Posse

    .

    The lab I work in has a piece of analytical equipment that is referred to as an "ICP".

    No matter how many times I hear it I automatically think of Insane Clown Posse.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Almond said:
    Salt n Pepa
    I wish it was Salt and Pepper.

    Ban

    TV On The Radio
    JVC Force
    The Bronx
    Naughty By Nature
    America
    The Black Keys
    A Tribe Called Quest
    Randy and The Gypsies
    Bell,Biv, Devoe

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    The The
    Was Not Was
    Madd Flava

  • DanteDante 371 Posts
    Mid / late 2010s indie bands have the worst names.

    I remember making a list of 'worst band name ever' one day with a friend in hi school (around 2006). We had another friend who was heavy into that stuff and I used to tease him all the time about it. Anyway, I just turned to him and asked:
    'Hey, Alex; what are your current favorite new bands?' I suppose he was surprised by my interest in such genres, so he answered with lots of enthusiasm:
    'Well, Menomena is probably my favorite right now'. It went directly to the list.

    Others I can think of:
    Confunkshun
    Does It Offend You, Yeah?
    Kashmir
    Sonic Youth (I might get slaughtered for this one, but I loathe that name)
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