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POAST a JOKE y'all

Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
It is George The Postie's last day on the round before retirement, and the first house he comes to gives him a cake and a fond farewell, the second house a bulging envelope and a case of wine and the third a box of havana cigars and a fine malt whisky.

At the fourth house he is greeted by a gorgeous blonde in a see-through negligee, who takes him by the hand, leads him upstairs and gives him the best sex of his life. Afterwards she leads him down to the kitchen, sits him down and makes him breakfast.

As he sips his tea, he notices a pound coin on the table. 'Whats the pound coin for?' he asks, to which she replies 'Well last night I asked my husband what we should give you for your retirement and he said 'Fuck him, give him a pound', but the breakfast was my idea.'

:oof:

POAST IT UP!!

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    Did you hear the one about the blind circumciser?

    He got the sack. :shocked:
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    Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

    Nevermind, you won't get it.


    (I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)



    /threadkiller
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    elise said:
    Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

    Nevermind, you won't get it.


    (I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)



    /threadkiller

    Ha ha! I got it. Hilarious!
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Herm said:
    elise said:
    Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

    Nevermind, you won't get it.


    (I know, I know--the joke is old. Still funny.)



    /threadkiller

    I got it.

    ^^^^^^^
    GETS IT
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    Okem said:
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    mateo said:
    young black boy asks his grandma, ' i got the biggest dick in the 4th grade; is it cuz im black? '
    grandma says ' nah nigguh its cuz u sposed to be in the 10th grade'


    hahahahahhaha!
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    jammy said:
    what's brown and rhymes with snoop?

    dr.dre.

    love it.
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    batmon said:
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