NYC's Niketown store shuttered due to bedbugs
The latest retailer to fall victim to the creepy little crawlies
NEW YORK ??? Athletic clothing and shoe maker Nike Inc. said it has temporarily shut its Niketown store in New York City after it became the latest victim of bedbugs.
The company confirmed Sunday that the store, on East 57th Street in Manhattan, was closed after bedbugs were discovered. It released a statement saying its primary concern was the well-being of customers and employees.
"We are taking all proper steps to eradicate the problem and we expect the store to reopen shortly," the statement said.
Bedbugs also have been discovered recently in a New York City theater, office buildings, other stores, housing projects and posh apartments.
The city has launched an information and outreach campaign to help people understand how the bugs are spread and how to get rid of them. Information from the city's health department is posted online at http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/vector/vector-faq1.shtml
Fuck. I DJed there about 6 weeks ago. They gave me a shirt (that I promptly tossed) and a brand new pair of Uptowns (that I still have in the box in my closet... Fuck, do not know what I should do. I mean I haven't seen any or any evidence, but that's super unnerving.
"All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. Because the female has no genital opening, the male pierces her abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. Especially desperate males sometimes mistake other males for females and occasionally fatally wound the later in the abdomen."
The fuck kind of biologic logic/advantage does no vaj on the female provide? Violent rapists these bedbugs be.
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Fuck. I DJed there about 6 weeks ago. They gave me a shirt (that I promptly tossed) and a brand new pair of Uptowns (that I still have in the box in my closet... Fuck, do not know what I should do. I mean I haven't seen any or any evidence, but that's super unnerving.
"All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. Because the female has no genital opening, the male pierces her abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. Especially desperate males sometimes mistake other males for females and occasionally fatally wound the later in the abdomen."
The fuck kind of biologic logic/advantage does no vaj on the female provide? Violent rapists these bedbugs be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination
Check out the wang on that bean weevil. Looks like a French tickler gone haywire.
Nike online for me.