Crazy Couples (NRR)

volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
So 2 night in a row I've gone to the store (different stores). And in front of me was a person talking to the person in the next line. They clearly seemed to be a couple and I couldn't figure out why they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!! The first time I was stunned but to see it happen again floored me. I like to pick my battles but don't people like this deserve a "who the fuck do you think you are?????". To make it worse the first time.......the girl was singing along to the store muzak. The song was "The Flame (Cheap Trick)" and she was singing it to her man all serious like only a mental case can. Just wondering if anyone else has seen this happen. People are increadably rude in big cities, but this is a new one for me.

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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I'm not exactly understanding the crime that's been committed here. Couples line-stake all the time and then switch over when it appears their mate has managed to find the faster line. Is this supposed to be a breach of etiquette?

    Sorry, I guess I was just hoping to hear some "crazy couples" stories ala




    So 2 night in a row I've gone to the store (different stores). And in front of me was a person talking to the person in the next line. They clearly seemed to be a couple and I couldn't figure out why they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!! The first time I was stunned but to see it happen again floored me. I like to pick my battles but don't people like this deserve a "who the fuck do you think you are?????".

    To make it worse the first time.......the girl was singing along to the store muzak. The song was "The Flame (Cheap Trick)" and she was singing it to her man all serious like only a mental case can.


    Just wondering if anyone else has seen this happen. People are increadably rude in big cities, but this is a new one for me.

  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

    Sorry player, we do it all the time.

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    I'm not exactly understanding the crime that's been committed here. Couples line-stake all the time and then switch over when it appears their mate has managed to find the faster line. Is this supposed to be a breach of etiquette?

    Sorry, I guess I was just hoping to hear some "crazy couples" stories ala





    Yea, i should have called it "Line Cutters" or something.


    I guess I just never heard of or seen this. And yes I think it is a really rude "breach of etiquette". I mean if someone just cut in front of you people would say stuff, but because their a couple it's OK? It's one thing to say "get in line for the movie while I park the car". But when it comes to the check out line, just roll the dice like the rest of us.

    It would be like me getting into line then a few sencond later someone gets into the line next to me. Their line moves fater and then when they get to the check out I just jump in front of them and saw "well I was in 'a' line before you." It just seems rude and stupid.

    Just like calling a thread "crazy couples" and not having a sweet cat fight or Eve porn video included!!!

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

    Sorry player, we do it all the time.


    Then you shall feel my scowl!!!!!!! (we really need the smiley faces fix cuz I am kidding)

  • i thought this was gonna be about beyonce being crazy in love with young hove.

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    lmao, i thought it was something only indian parents did, i used to get all nervous when my dad would go in a different line and id be in a different one, i was all like anxious as phuck being 8 years old like "what if she(cashier) asks me for the money and i dont have it?!?! give me the wallet!"

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    i thought this was gonna be about beyonce being crazy in love with young hove.


    I know...once again I appologize for getting anyone's hopes up!

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    lmao, i thought it was something only indian parents did, i used to get all nervous when my dad would go in a different line and id be in a different one, i was all like anxious as phuck being 8 years old like "what if she(cashier) asks me for the money and i dont have it?!?! give me the wallet!"


    Interesting to hear there actually is a cultural thing.

    But these were your average cracker ass crackers.

  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

    Sorry player, we do it all the time.

    Maybe I'm just jealous of couples... lol


  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

    Sorry player, we do it all the time.

    Maybe I'm just jealous of couples... lol



    I kinda feel sory for a couple who has to team up against the world just to get out of line 2 minutes faster. I guess I just never understood the whole freaking out cuz you have to stand in line thing. Some people get really crazed standing in line and will do anything to get out faster.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I kinda feel sory for a couple who has to team up against the world just to get out of line 2 minutes faster. I guess I just never understood the whole freaking out cuz you have to stand in line thing. Some people get really crazed standing in line and will do anything to get out faster.

    You don't, and it's not really a big deal. It's just teamwork.

    Actually what we do is find a line that looks good, and while she waits with the cart I scout further down to see if there are any better ones and then I give her the birdcall to move on if there is.



    It's all about learning how to survive for the upcoming Civil War.

  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    It's all about learning how to survive for the upcoming Civil War.

  • Been there, done that..

    Welcome to the city. It's snake eat snake in these lines. LOL


    What's worse is when old ladies push the cart into your back in a "hurry up" kinda way.

    It's all about learning how to survive for the upcoming Civil War.

  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    It's all about learning how to survive for the upcoming Civil War.


  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    So 2 night in a row I've gone to the store (different stores). And in front of me was a person talking to the person in the next line. They clearly seemed to be a couple and I couldn't figure out why they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!! The first time I was stunned but to see it happen again floored me. I like to pick my battles but don't people like this deserve a "who the fuck do you think you are?????".

    To make it worse the first time.......the girl was singing along to the store muzak. The song was "The Flame (Cheap Trick)" and she was singing it to her man all serious like only a mental case can.


    Just wondering if anyone else has seen this happen. People are increadably rude in big cities, but this is a new one for me.

    Yes! thank you.
    Thats hella irritating. Ive seen couples do it and was equally amazed the first time I saw it.
    I think you should pick a line and stick with it.

    Also very irritating is when you're waiting in line and a new registry opens up. that the people waiting behind you run past you and claim first position at the registry. I think thats just fucking rude. When Im in a bad mood I will speak up about it en tell peeps to step back... but usually I let it slide and stay iritated in silence.




  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    So 2 night in a row I've gone to the store (different stores). And in front of me was a person talking to the person in the next line. They clearly seemed to be a couple and I couldn't figure out why they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!! The first time I was stunned but to see it happen again floored me. I like to pick my battles but don't people like this deserve a "who the fuck do you think you are?????".

    To make it worse the first time.......the girl was singing along to the store muzak. The song was "The Flame (Cheap Trick)" and she was singing it to her man all serious like only a mental case can.


    Just wondering if anyone else has seen this happen. People are increadably rude in big cities, but this is a new one for me.

    Yes! thank you.
    Thats hella irritating. Ive seen couples do it and was equally amazed the first time I saw it.
    I think you should pick a line and stick with it.

    Also very irritating is when you're waiting in line and a new registry opens up. that the people waiting behind you run past you and claim first position at the registry. I think thats just fucking rude. When Im in a bad mood I will speak up about it en tell peeps to step back... but usually I let it slide and stay iritated in silence.




    Nah dude, If a register opens up then a new line has been created. If you choose to stay on your line, well.........slow you blow. That's not skipping in my book.

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    So 2 night in a row I've gone to the store (different stores). And in front of me was a person talking to the person in the next line. They clearly seemed to be a couple and I couldn't figure out why they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!! The first time I was stunned but to see it happen again floored me. I like to pick my battles but don't people like this deserve a "who the fuck do you think you are?????".

    To make it worse the first time.......the girl was singing along to the store muzak. The song was "The Flame (Cheap Trick)" and she was singing it to her man all serious like only a mental case can.


    Just wondering if anyone else has seen this happen. People are increadably rude in big cities, but this is a new one for me.

    Yes! thank you.
    Thats hella irritating. Ive seen couples do it and was equally amazed the first time I saw it.
    I think you should pick a line and stick with it.

    Also very irritating is when you're waiting in line and a new registry opens up. that the people waiting behind you run past you and claim first position at the registry. I think thats just fucking rude. When Im in a bad mood I will speak up about it en tell peeps to step back... but usually I let it slide and stay iritated in silence.


    Nah dude, If a register opens up then a new line has been created. If you choose to stay on your line, well.........slow you blow. That's not skipping in my book.

    it is when poeple RUN past you from behind like their name was Ben Johnson.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    they were in different lines. Then when one line gets to the reg faster the one in the other line quickly jumps out of their line with their stuff and joins their mate. WFT!!!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a faux pas as it fucks up with one's ability to judge a line time based on the items held within said line. This couple's double-team stratagem inherently undermines this cornerstone of line selection process.

    I don't know if it's confrontation worthy though. Scowls are whole-heartily encouraged though.

    Sorry player, we do it all the time.

    Right? I thought everybody did this...

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts


    But these were your average cracker ass crackers.

    racist hatter.

    my fiance and i do this ALL THE TIME. sounds like you're yearning for someone to line jump with you.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    this is the stupidist thread maybe evar on soulstrut haha.

  • this is the stupidist thread maybe evar on soulstrut haha.

    I second this statement.

  • 1). I've never ever heard or seen this in my life. Is this a mid-west/east coast thang-a-thang-thang?

    2). Special Ed:
    Why don't you have "Special Ed" as your avatar instead of Large Pro?



  • Ever try it in a record store?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    Ever try it in a record store?

    I dont know any record stores w/ long lines.



  • Ever try it in a record store?

    I dont know any record stores w/ long lines.
    Aomeba, but it's only one line separating into multiple cashiers. Maybe they already thought of this.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I was in line @ my local supermarket, standing behind a full cart w/ nobody next to it. So im sure somebody just forgot an item and tried fetch it before her turn came up. The person at the register was finished, so I put my stuff on the belt, skipping the unmanned cart. The old lady appears and said she was ahead of me.
    I told her I was patient enuff and the line doesnt stop for you or anybody.I moved her cart out of the way when I placed my items(she saw that from afar on her way back). I told her to "get the fuck out outta here w/ that".
    Shit like this is what causes slow lines. I'm usually nice but she was gone for like 8 minutes. I'm not gonna wait for her to find her fuckin Mountain fresh Bounty on my time. KEEP IT MOVIN!!!!!!
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