CELEBRITY STORIES BY ?UESTLOVE

DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,899 Posts
edited July 2010 in Strut Central
http://hypnagogics.com/questo/

BJORK

"she broke my heart in 94. i was her biggest fan and flipped out when i met her. meanwhile malik roll up and she starts gushing over him and all he says is.... (days later looking for her number) damn i lost that oriental bitches number.... "

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  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    He has good Prince storys.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    http://hypnagogics.com/questo/#Vinia-Mojica

    So ?love and Batmon have both been on a date with homegirl?

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    This is that old OKP thread, right? The Will Smith story is :face_melt:

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    NAS story.

    aug 98-

    electric lady.
    i walk into electric lady coming from waverly diner across the street. bag of food in hand
    i walk inside and walk downstairs.
    nas is talking to the receptionist and hands me a $20
    grabs my bag and says "its cool...keep the change"

    i thought he was joking so i let 15 secs go by but he kept walking to studio b.

    me and the receptionist were laughing and i thought...well maybe i should keep this 20 cause this story is too funny...

  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    What, no Biz story?

    I also think it's kinda funny that Quest has every scene from every movie memorized so he'll always compare every persons reaction with some movie/tv scene. On that Aspie-lite level (it takes one to know one, I guess).
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