It's odd that amputee is a word, but nobody really says amputer.
Years and years ago, when I was in the army, we had this long ass day of training and testing, and at the end of the day there was a formation to make sure everybody was accounted for. My platoon sergeant was this chinese/american lady who was obviously ESL. She was really nice though. Anyways, when it came time for our platoon to report, she saluted the captain and said "All testers and all testees presents and accounted for." laughter broke out through the entire company. Even the captain lost it for a second.
I later found her crying in her office, once she realized what she had said. Which either makes the story kind of sad, or even funnier, depending on your point of view.
I met a pretty fly girl with a prosthetic leg two weeks ago. I didn't know what to think when I heard that she removed it during sex but after doing a little thinking, if I run into her again I would go for it, no doubt.
I met a pretty fly girl with a prosthetic leg two weeks ago. I didn't know what to think when I heard that she removed it during sex but after doing a little thinking, if I run into her again I would go for it, no doubt.
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Years and years ago, when I was in the army, we had this long ass day of training and testing, and at the end of the day there was a formation to make sure everybody was accounted for. My platoon sergeant was this chinese/american lady who was obviously ESL. She was really nice though. Anyways, when it came time for our platoon to report, she saluted the captain and said "All testers and all testees presents and accounted for." laughter broke out through the entire company. Even the captain lost it for a second.
I later found her crying in her office, once she realized what she had said. Which either makes the story kind of sad, or even funnier, depending on your point of view.
Location like WHAT