Anybody play the LOTTO / lottery?
empanadamn
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i don't; i'm too lazy. one of these days though. i wanna to get rich and not die trying, yameen?how about you? how much $ do you drop? what's your fix? powerball, quick pick, scratch-offs, etc.? i see crazy ppl with those scratch-offs... have you ever won anything? what'd you do with your earnings?
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There was a woman on LI a couple years ago who embezzled a shitton of money from her company to fund her scratchoff habit...
Article here
My first job outta school.
Every night we would have a small box, (think cigar box) with the days winning scratch tickets inside. And then we would throw out 7 or 8 full garbage bags of the losers.
Idiot tax.
(rubs weekly 5 euro lotto ticket, chuckles).
funny how that article is listed right above another story about the jackpot increasing in iowa, along with winning numbers. MESSAGE!
However, he was in a syndicate with all the other posties, and it was the week where about 50 winning tickets were bought. He ended up with ?88,000.
Not to be sniffed at, but no game changer.
He spent the money on his wife attending the Options institute in Boston to thoroughly learn about autism to aid his son, and a new car.
He's now split from the missus and the motor is long gone.
The moral? Buy a ticket man, you might win some loot.
Also reminded of the lottery joke, for which the punchline is: so God says "Meet me halfway Avi, buy a f*cking ticket".