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total nightmare bands, pt. 2

finelikewinefinelikewine "ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD A VINYL." http://www.discogs.com/user/permabulker 1,416 Posts
edited April 2010 in Strut Central
Unfortunatly I can't find the original thread because the search function is f*cked. This one is so akward I can't keep it back from you:

Fonkey Fonk!

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  • E_DailyE_Daily 812 Posts
    Wow. I just wasted 50 seconds before turning this off...
    And they're dutch too. How embarrassing


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Kind of comes off like a spoof video from a late nineties BBC satire show.

    I have no idea what an Octave Pussy is but I must say I'm intrigued.
  • disco_chedisco_che 1,115 Posts
    Brrrrr, awful. The outfit, the lyrics and rap hands.

    Girl is sweet though.
  • E_DailyE_Daily 812 Posts
    Girl is could be sweet though.
    The outfit
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    I kept waiting for the two guys from Little Britain to come in and for the joke to drop. It never came.
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Fingerless gloves are a good indicator of a bands crapitude.
  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    The girl is cute. She sounds a bit like Neneh Cherry.

    The over-sized Arsenal shirt is

    Otherwise, it's shite.
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
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  • HamHam 872 Posts
    TTC isn't a total nightmare though, this is good:

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Shorty is kinda cute though. I'd butter her popcorn!!
  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
    Douchetard city:

  • CosmophonicCosmophonic 1,172 Posts
    Douchetard city:



    Winner.

    Nu-raveish autotuned lite indie with a boy(+1)-band twist five years too late marketed towards spoilt "alternative" pre-teens with a deviantART-page dedicated to macro-shots of lilies and feet.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I actually tried to find the original thread just a few weeks ago because I grabbed a flyer
    in the subway for some next-level afro-cuban-free-jazz-post-punk-world-beat-dulcimer-funk shit.

    I couldn't find the OG thread and now I can't find the flyer ...

  • StoneHandsStoneHands 341 Posts
    the teen hearts video made me physically unwell. i actually FEEL angry..
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Teen Hearts can't truly be considered as a "total nightmare band" until seen live.

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  • kicks79kicks79 1,343 Posts
    Short is about the only good thing in that video.
    Generally if a band has to mention the word funk and funky so many times its generally a good indication that they aren't.
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