Felt Like Starting A 10 Pager So Here It Goes....
behemoth
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say i wanted to get with the older Russian woman across the hall...she has a kid but no manhow would one go about propositioning said woman?how would YOU go about it? 
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i forgot to add...
Tell her you have a killer 12" you wanna show her (waka waka).
Get your weight up, dawg.
i always talk to her. but it is hallway small talk. and she is usually with her kid. it is a weird situation. but i get these crazy weird thoughts in my head
should i borrow quarters for the washing machine?
This is actually a suave idea. Or learn to speak Russian.
she has to be in her late 40s
Now we are starting to get somewhere! LOL
LokoOne pick-up moves revealed
I actually knew a bloke (full on tosser) that would get a shot of vodka put into schooners of beers that he'd buy for chicks he was chatting up, his theory was that they couldnt taste the vodka and would get drunk quicker (thus easier to pick up)....
back to the topic at hand. Jokes aside, I would just ask her what she does for fun/lesiure/entertainment and suggest to her you would like to join her. Even better if you suggest a date activity that you can involve her kid in, at least at first, shows your interested in her AND her kid, which is a must if you want to have a relationship w a single mum. And no vodka jelly shots for the kid!
But don't mess with the kid's Doritos.
show both the mother and child kindness
you'll do fine
i think i watch too many porns where Russian chicks are all about business...
i think my fantasy is overwhelming ha
yeah dude slow your roll with this one then
sayin
i said i wanted to start a 10 pager. you'd see her and start this thread too