Jokes aside, I would just ask her what she does for fun/lesiure/entertainment and suggest to her you would like to join her. Even better if you suggest a date activity that you can involve her kid in, at least at first, shows your interested in her AND her kid, which is a must if you want to have a relationship w a single mum. And no vodka jelly shots for the kid!
I like that angle.
But seriously, what else are you going to do? You ask her out. It's not like you need to eat swords. Either she's going to be into it or not.
if she's single and in her late 40's--------she is probably feeling the inevitableness of age, and fading of her youthful looks, even if she's emotionally/sexually damaged, she realizes that deep down, her beauty/attractiveness is limited, and, at least unconsciously, longs for intimacy and contact with a man.
supper, wine, candles, turn it into a weekly thang. knockinboots in no time.
if she's single and in her late 40's--------she is probably feeling the inevitableness of age, and fading of her youthful looks, even if she's emotionally/sexually damaged, she realizes that deep down, her beauty/attractiveness is limited, and, at least unconsciously, longs for intimacy and contact with a man.
supper, wine, candles, turn it into a weekly thang. knockinboots in no time. unless, she is gay. and is looking for a woman.
Study this dude: Make some jokes about the bread lines here in the states, casually mention that Putin is a KGB stooge, and don't forget the phrase that'll seal the deal: "Vat a country!" Also this, http://www.learningrussian.net/hello_in_russian_greetings.php Play on player.
Study this dude: Make some jokes about the bread lines here in the states, casually mention that Putin is a KGB stooge, and don't forget the phrase that'll seal the deal: "Vat a country!" Also this, http://www.learningrussian.net/hello_in_russian_greetings.php Play on player.
if she's single and in her late 40's--------she is probably feeling the inevitableness of age, and fading of her youthful looks, even if she's emotionally/sexually damaged, she realizes that deep down, her beauty/attractiveness is limited, and, at least unconsciously, longs for intimacy and contact with a man.
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey Behemoth,
The best way "in" is to show her some attention to make her feel special. Most women like for someone to go out of their way to do nice things for them, spend time with them, and so on. I'd suggest that you make the 1st move and inviting her out to dinner and a movie, and perhaps, bring the kid along. So then, what are you waiting for? Make it happen, man!!!
You definitely came to the right place to ask about how to court a woman.
She's in her late 40s? F.uck all the BS - ask her if she wants to have drinks with you some time at your place. None of the other stuff is your concern, she is a grown-ass woman. If she says no, she's not interested, move on.
The more BS you pile on, the more roundabout games you play trying to ask a simple question like can we get together with booze that will hopefully end with sex, the more awkward it will be when you get rejected or when you see her in the hallway/laundry room/mailbox post-fling.
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oh come on now it was a joke....
i forgot to mention that one night a crazy dude was outside her door yelling in Russian and pounding on the door
ex husband? crazy fling? bad news?
SEE: IGTB ON WAXI
SUPER FUNNIES
nah i meant the fantasy thing is a joke
thread isn't
she came here for quarters for the laundry room recently
should of invited her in for a talking
I like that angle.
But seriously, what else are you going to do? You ask her out. It's not like you need to eat swords. Either she's going to be into it or not.
In that case, I wouldn't count the first time as actually learning anything.
i like the supper idea..........
if she's single and in her late 40's--------she is probably feeling the inevitableness of age, and fading of her youthful looks, even if she's emotionally/sexually damaged, she realizes that deep down, her beauty/attractiveness is limited, and, at least unconsciously, longs for intimacy and contact with a man.
supper, wine, candles, turn it into a weekly thang.
knockinboots in no time.
unless,
she is gay.
and is looking for a woman.
how old is her kid?
Dinner/Food - yes.......all that other shit =
Make some jokes about the bread lines here in the states, casually mention that Putin is a KGB stooge, and don't forget the phrase that'll seal the deal:
"Vat a country!" Also this, http://www.learningrussian.net/hello_in_russian_greetings.php
Play on player.
In Soviet Union, quarters come for you![/b]
Smartest thing said here. Always gotta cover your ass if it don't work out.
done!
AHHHAHAHAHA!
"Wanna see my Shaft....
cover by the Melodiya Orchestra"?????
Russian Mafia, run for your life.
That was disturbing.
He could always try a vodka drinking contest.
Start rockin double denim on the reg.
The best way "in" is to show her some attention to make her feel special. Most women like for someone to go out of their way to do nice things for them, spend time with them, and so on. I'd suggest that you make the 1st move and inviting her out to dinner and a movie, and perhaps, bring the kid along. So then, what are you waiting for? Make it happen, man!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
She's in her late 40s? F.uck all the BS - ask her if she wants to have drinks with you some time at your place. None of the other stuff is your concern, she is a grown-ass woman.
If she says no, she's not interested, move on.
The more BS you pile on, the more roundabout games you play trying to ask a simple question like can we get together with booze that will hopefully end with sex, the more awkward it will be when you get rejected or when you see her in the hallway/laundry room/mailbox post-fling.