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  • have you seen this bullshit....



    speechless...


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    I'm still looking to the Strut for suitable music should the Tories win. A piece of music that seriously and maturely engages with the sheer calamity of the situation, music that hints at the consequences, but, and this will be necessary after a few stiff drinks, also promises something better for the future.

    Where is this music? I fear I'll need it.


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts












  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    I also thought that maybe something slighty before my time, perhaps from the dark days of punk, might sum things up nicely. A lot of the best music was made under Tory governments, so maybe that's an upside to the worst case scenario.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I also thought that maybe something slighty before my time, perhaps from the dark days of punk, might sum things up nicely. A lot of the best music was made under Tory governments, so maybe that's an upside to the worst case scenario.

    In that case maybe Mr Weller had it covered



    b/w


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    No sheet music for that Discharge joint, Skel?

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    have you seen this bullshit....



    speechless...

    WTF

    That real?

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Sadly yes.

    In my worst nightmare, the Tories will form a coalition with the DUP to gain a slender majority.

    Somehow I don't think this will be as simple as waking up tommorow to Gordon Brown/David Cameron being PM.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Early reports are that turnout is as high as 66% in some places. This is usually a good sign for Labour. We'll see.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    im watching this from across the sea and really hoping it turns into a bloody shambles.

    nothing like a bunch of whinging poms to brighten up my day.

    lets see ya sort this mess out suckers!

    what a fucking choice you poor bastards are faced with.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts


    what a fucking choice you poor bastards are faced with.


    Going with Lib Dem. Funniest on-line poster campaign.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I'm watching the Channel 4 live election coverage and wondering if Charlie Brooker has stolen DB Coopers' hair.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Should that even be going out while the polls are still open? (Representation Of The People Act-R)


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Where do UK wankers threaten to move to if their party doesn't win??

    American wankers usually say the UK!!

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Where do UK wankers threaten to move to if their party doesn't win??

    American wankers usually say the UK!!

    Younger UK wankers plump for Australia or NZ
    Older ones might slum it in Cyprus or Malta.
    Criminal element congregate in southern Spain.

    Most likely all will come back sometime soon, albeit with a good tan.
    At any rate they won't be as white as Harvey


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Where do UK wankers threaten to move to if their party doesn't win??

    American wankers usually say the UKCanada!!

    C'mon son. Americans ain't trying to skip the pond. They lazy.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    ok, im back home. Amsterdams streets full of young drunk English wankers who probably have no fucking clue whatsoever that there is a national election in thir own country.

    BBC on, Labour down 95 seats?

    whoops.

    Lib Dems at 60-something? thats a massive fail right?

    Fuck Cameron.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Labour just won Sunderland.

    (Global markets set to react)

  • Labour just won Sunderland.

    (Global markets set to react)

    3-0 to labour at the moment.

    had to laugh at the chants of "who are ya, who are ya" at the sunderland central declaration...

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Nick Griffin looks like David Brent.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Where do UK wankers threaten to move to if their party doesn't win??

    American wankers usually say the UKCanada!!

    C'mon son. Americans ain't trying to skip the pond. They lazy.

    I know.....It's all just talk anyway.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    The dude running against Gordon Brown doing the fist pump has pretty damn funny.

  • so, despite all of that ashcroft money and despite the majority of the press cheerleading for them the tories couldn't win it outright...

    can't believe how bad the liberal democrats did though.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    The dude running against Gordon Brown doing the fist pump has pretty damn funny.

    That guy's probably been the highlight of the hours of coverage I've watched. I particularly enjoyed it when Brown had to skip shaking his hand as one look confirmed this guy wasn't going to break hi salute for no man.

    Need to find out what's he's fighting for. I want to sign up.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Sigh, fucking internet, I can't enjoy a single thing these days without finding out someone's already set up a facebook group for it.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/election/825...-a-facebook-hit


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Is it not the latest Kevin Rowland incarnation?

    Resemblance is uncanny.


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Ha!

    Velvet dress kept on stand by for possible victory dinner?

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Errm, so what happens now?

    Labour & Lib Dems to bury their differences and form a coalition simply to keep out the Tories? Clegg already said he wasn't interested in working with Brown. But Labour are the only option if Clegg wants to see some electoral reform, right?

    Anybody here have problems voting? Will there be re-votes in all areas that people couldn't vote, or only areas where they think the result might have been different?
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