My dream may come true.

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited April 2009 in Strut Central
April 16, 2009Texas governor says secession possiblePosted: 11:17 AM ETFrom CNN Ticker Producer Alexander Mooney(CNN) ??? Texas Gov. Rick Perry isn't ruling out the possibility his state may one day secede from the nation.Speaking to an energetic and angry tea party crowd in Austin Wednesday evening, the Lone Star State governor suggested secession may happen in the future should the federal government not change its fiscal polices."There's a lot of different scenarios," Perry said. "We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot to boot." (Video below: Tea party fires up debate)Perry, who is beginning to gear up for what could be a challenging re-election race, rejected more than $500 million in federal stimulus funds earlier this year and has been highly critical of President Obama's stimulus package. (Related: Joe "The Plumber" speaks at Michigan tea party)His comments come a week after endorsing a resolution in the Texas state House reasserting state sovereignty over federal mandates.Specifically it states that "all compulsory federal legislation that directs states to comply under threat of civil or criminal penalties or sanctions or that requires states to pass legislation or lose federal funding be prohibited or repealed."Texas, America's second biggest state in area and population, was its own nation for 10 years before joining the United States in 1845.Should Texas one day secede, one man may already be vying to be its president. Actor Chuck Norris said last month he may be interested in the post.???I may run for president of Texas,??? Norris wrote in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. ???That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.???DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    It would make a nice buffer country against Mexican narco-terrorism.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I don't know, I think we could build a massive bridge over Texas so we could still let Mexicans in. I like Mexicans.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    This secession talk is pretty f*cking insane coming from the same folks who were "USA - love it or leave it" just, you know, SIX MONTHS AGO.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Nah, it's not Mexicans that are the problem. It's the drug war going on on the Texas border. It's going to be a major problem going forward, but in this scenario, it wouldn't be as much of a problem for us anymore. Go get 'em Texas!

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    This secession talk is pretty f*cking insane coming from the same folks who were "USA - love it or leave it" just, you know, SIX MONTHS AGO.


    Well, actually they would be sticking to that... they don't love it, so now they want to leave it! And good riddance too. It would be the single greatest event of my lifetime

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    Can we trade Texas for Puerto Rico?

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Wouldn't that be awesome??????

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    F*ck you gary

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Texas is almost blue btw, in a few more years, more mexicans than YTs and then harv will be playing out Chingo Bling NONTSTOP VIENTE Y QUATRO SIETE

  • Then tell that to your crazy ass governor, huh?

    People have LOST THEIR GODDAMN MINDS out there.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Rick Perry lost my barrio holmes.
    We get it.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    also, that fool has been on some crazy ass shit for a while
    flaming up that border drug war shit when, not surprisingly to us here on the border - my city has been getting safer since it started getting so wild in Juarez

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    F*ck you gary


    LOL. Jokes about Oklahoma will now be considered attacks against 'merica by a buncha for'ners.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    I hate you.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    I think we should remove federal protection from the Texas Mexico border now. Move that fence up to Oklahoma, which has suffered greatly from the influx of Texans.

    Maybe Perry and Palin could start their own partitioned country.

    I thought this thread was going to be about how Gary was asked to rejoin the banjoforum.

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    F*ck you gary


    LOL. Jokes about Oklahoma will now be considered attacks against 'merica by a buncha for'ners.

    I think Oklahoma should go with them. Two for one special?

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    F*ck you gary


    LOL. Jokes about Oklahoma will now be considered attacks against 'merica by a buncha for'ners.

    I think Oklahoma should go with them. Two for one special?

    Why you want to do Oklahoma like that?

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    This secession talk is pretty f*cking insane coming from the same folks who were "USA - love it or leave it" just, you know, SIX MONTHS AGO.

    No doubt, can you imagine what would happen if Vermont started talking this kind of shit. They'd (the GOP) would be talking about carpet bombing.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I think we should remove federal protection from the Texas Mexico border now. Move that fence up to Oklahoma, which has suffered greatly from the influx of Texans.

    Maybe Perry and Palin could start their own partitioned country.

    I thought this thread was going to be about how Gary was asked to rejoin the banjoforum.

    Shit, I can't even access the site at all anymore from work. They blocked my IP, those bastards.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Man soulstrut should totally do that too

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    If only I could block your face from the innards of my asshole.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Your asshole has innards? Ew.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Your barbs have the sting of a gentle mist.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    That's probably a good thing, if you're intent on rubbing them all along your asshole innards.

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    F*ck Texas

  • perry is full of shit. he is trying to get in good with the wingnuts because he thinks it will make him look like a stronger conservative when he goes up against kay bailey hutchinson in the 2010 primaries.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    This thread is great.
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