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Is Most Of This Craig's List Stuff Fake??

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited February 2009 in Strut Central
I've never even seen the website but I keep getting emails with exceprts from Craig's List.....is this site made for fledgling writers and comedians or is most of this stuff real??__________________________________________________________________________________To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah) 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST.I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go???s; along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!- Alex -

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  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    all the record stuff is!
  • goodwill_huntinggoodwill_hunting 324 Posts
    i've posted fake craiglist record ads just to see what local dudes were checking the site, posted some pictures of some common 45's along with a wanda davis save me thrown in, only one dude responded, use to check that shit all the time, it's not worth my time anymore, it's usually all garbage anyway
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,630 Posts
  • Deejay_OMDeejay_OM 695 Posts
    I've never even seen the website but I keep getting emails with exceprts from Craig's List.....is this site made for fledgling writers and comedians or is most of this stuff real??

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    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah) 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST.
    I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
    You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation.

    I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go???s; along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

    So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?

    I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.
    Peace!
    - Alex -

    that kinda happened to my brother...dude tried to step with a knife....my brother was carrying his glock...
  • LazerLazer 796 Posts
    i've posted fake craiglist record ads just to see what local dudes were checking the site, posted some pictures of some common 45's along with a wanda davis save me thrown in, only one dude responded, use to check that shit all the time, it's not worth my time anymore, it's usually all garbage anyway

    been meaning to get to hot pants. i just found that ep in your avatar. never saw your craigslist add. woulda replied.
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