Can't you cant afford a hooker? I mean if you saved $1 a week over the last 22 years you could be paying your way thru an orgy right now..... Holland has some cheapo whores too dont they?.
But if that aint your thingand you say your face is all scared up, then you can try picking up ugly girls that are drunk... at least to get the ball rolling, cus your problem is two fold. 1. you havent had sex and 2. because you havent had sex you got no game/confidence/moves/instinct. So maybe there have been girls wanting to F*ck you but you couldnt see it, or felt you were too ugly etc.
And another thing, not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...either some crazy accident (plane crash over brazil while delievring food to orphans) or say you went to war or if you meet grimey chicks tell them your an ex hitman/gfangsta dude that got acid thrown on you....whatever you think will interest the girl.... You got to sell what you got, and if you can add a bit of spin to it they might take the bait....
Then if you want a serious relationship/gfriend thingy I suggest you hook up with ex eczema sufferrs groups, imagine if there are giorls with simialr condition/predicament as yours.... maybe not neccesarily ugly but they feel they are and you might be able to connect on a human level with them cus you have something in common...
Or become a DJ.... I heard they always get laid! .
more great advice. especially the third paragraph. go with the mobster acid shit for shur
not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...You got to sell what you got[/b]
not all chicks like pretty boys, some like ruff and rugged dudes, so if you face is pretty scarred up I would make up some cool story for it...You got to sell what you got[/b]
Yes, exactly, this guy is an ignorant terd and has been from jump street, and I don't know why you guys are perpetuating his shit, except maybe for "the lulz"
Maaaaan I ignored this thread for the whole week and right before I go to bed I decide to tackle it and here I am, a quarter to 3 in the morn, writing this shit.
Look, tons of excellent advice in here Yogurt. You have like 20 viable suggestions/paths you can walk down toward your destination. There's gotta be at least one that appeals to you.
Dead this thread, please! 09 is fukkin jumpin on Tha Strut! Woooooo!
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Maybe you're not getting laid because you're a racist dickhead?
Word.
And another
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
post a pic of your soft!!!!
If you're standing next to a girl who is pretty tell her she's pretty. That's how it starts. Forget about pounding, you just need to find a way to engage them socially without thinking about yourself.
Better still, pay her a compliment that isn't necessarily related to her looks. If you notice that a girl smells nice, ask her what cologne she's wearing. If she's done something different with her hair, tell her it looks good. If she's wearing something you've never seen her in before, ask her if it's new and tell her it suits her. I've never met too many women who didn't appreciate an honest compliment now and again. She doesn't even have to be someone you're attracted to either. Eventually, women will begin to remember you as that dude who always say something nice, and they'll open the conversation with you, and ask you how you're doing. Not only that, but women always seem to have that one girlfriend who's made a few bum choices with men and is looking for somebody who's just a nice guy, and you could get an introduction that way. Even if it doesn't work out, at least you'll get to meet a few new people, and you won't feel quite so ill-at-ease around women.
I have to echo a lot of what's been said already, especially by les femmes du Strut. Concentrate first on the things you know you can do something about. If your weight's a problem, try to get it down. Do some exercise, and take a look at your diet. Who knows, if you get yourself fit and change your eating habits, your skin condition might improve a little, too. If you're healthier on the inside, then it follows you'll be healthier on the outside. I know that a skin condition I had for a few years in the 80s began to clear up when I quit eating meat, and it hasn't been a problem since.
I wasn't going to chime in on this thread, but I do want to say that I know what it's like to feel shy and awkward and self-conscious around women. That's how I was as a teenager, but I grew out of it eventually, although admittedly I didn't have the burdensome issues you've had to deal with. The trick is to try not to let it embitter you any further. There's plenty you can do to make your life better, but you're the one who has to do it. Good luck.
shit i didnt know about your posts outside of this thread.
on further review....
you are never getting laid, holmes. deal. i really wouldnt wish your sorry trip onto any female, unless she was a former member of the nazi party and had leprosy.
you suck. deal with your inner exzcema first
and why are you even on soulstrut? you got no flavor and contribute nothing except a bucket of hateful tears
Holy shit... why in hell did I click on this thread??? I really hope that this is just a wind-up. If this is genuine, maybe chemical castration would be the best solution. If you're on wellfare, uneducated, fat and lazy, pussy should not be your number one priority...
look i did the work for you...despite the fact that you are a racist a-hole i did this so you would go away-this is even in holland. escort service for virgins discussed here on the strut. take your sorry ass to a professional ho. now as tripedouble suggested just above here:
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IF THIS PHOTO DON'T MOTIVATE YOU...[/b]
Good night everyone!
You?
YOU WILL NEVER GET IT... AND YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID IF YOU KEEP IT UP.
Do you know how ugly Barry White was????
James Brown???
Do you know that they will both go down in history as having legendary swagger??
Guess what i am the 50th person in this thread to tell you to stop feeling sorry for yourself and making excuses.
BAN
or at least lock this thread.
"btw. why do arrogant ike turner type ni**** with sunglasses always freak me out? "
this was something he posted back in july of '07...the only reason I remember this is cause I sent him a "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" pm then.
jump street, and I don't know why you guys are perpetuating his
shit, except maybe for "the lulz"
Look, tons of excellent advice in here Yogurt.
You have like 20 viable suggestions/paths you can walk down toward your destination.
There's gotta be at least one that appeals to you.
Dead this thread, please!
09 is fukkin jumpin on Tha Strut!
Woooooo!
HAS NOBODY SUGGESTED EBAY YET?
http://current.com/items/89303992/woman_auctions_virginity_on_ebay.htm
I mean seriously.
Alright F*ck this thread
Noy ugly at all.
Word.
And another
Better still, pay her a compliment that isn't necessarily related to her looks. If you notice that a girl smells nice, ask her what cologne she's wearing. If she's done something different with her hair, tell her it looks good. If she's wearing something you've never seen her in before, ask her if it's new and tell her it suits her. I've never met too many women who didn't appreciate an honest compliment now and again. She doesn't even have to be someone you're attracted to either. Eventually, women will begin to remember you as that dude who always say something nice, and they'll open the conversation with you, and ask you how you're doing. Not only that, but women always seem to have that one girlfriend who's made a few bum choices with men and is looking for somebody who's just a nice guy, and you could get an introduction that way. Even if it doesn't work out, at least you'll get to meet a few new people, and you won't feel quite so ill-at-ease around women.
I have to echo a lot of what's been said already, especially by les femmes du Strut. Concentrate first on the things you know you can do something about. If your weight's a problem, try to get it down. Do some exercise, and take a look at your diet. Who knows, if you get yourself fit and change your eating habits, your skin condition might improve a little, too. If you're healthier on the inside, then it follows you'll be healthier on the outside. I know that a skin condition I had for a few years in the 80s began to clear up when I quit eating meat, and it hasn't been a problem since.
I wasn't going to chime in on this thread, but I do want to say that I know what it's like to feel shy and awkward and self-conscious around women. That's how I was as a teenager, but I grew out of it eventually, although admittedly I didn't have the burdensome issues you've had to deal with. The trick is to try not to let it embitter you any further. There's plenty you can do to make your life better, but you're the one who has to do it. Good luck.
on further review....
you are never getting laid, holmes. deal.
i really wouldnt wish your sorry trip onto any female, unless she was a former member of the nazi party and had leprosy.
you suck. deal with your inner exzcema first
and why are you even on soulstrut? you got no flavor and contribute nothing except a bucket of hateful tears
we tried. you dont. F*ck off.
BAN
i actually 2nd that......aaaaaaaaaand not because i am, i mean it is batmon!!!
what the?
Barry White was NOT UGLY
EDIT - oh ok, so I third that emotion after the super-heroes' club
I really hope that this is just a wind-up.
If this is genuine, maybe chemical castration would be the best solution. If you're on wellfare, uneducated, fat and lazy, pussy should not be your number one priority...
You've gotta earn it.
now as tripedouble suggested just above here:
F*ck OFF
http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Number=869013
It???s just going to get more gratuitous and ugly.
b/w
works every time
works every time
got my finger on the trigger
but can't think of something good to rename this guy