Who is/was the Funkiest Jew?
phongone
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Musically? Sammy Davis Jr. dont count.
phongone
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Don't he have a rap video floating around?
Donald Fagen
Leiber & Stoller
Doc Pomus
Uri hadnt showered in months. dude was all grimey, had the sickest jewfro, was as hairy as a yeti, smelt like poo and had gnarly feet (f*ckin hippy was always barefoot).
All he did was pull cones and play Bob Marley songs on his acoustic guitar that actually had funky streaks where his nasty fingers scraped the wood.
Dude got so much foreign pussy it was unreal.
mostly Swedes and Danes.
Uri was funkiest Jew i know.
If I had a dollar for every Israeli 'rasta' I have seen play redemption song on the guitar while traveling I'd have enough dollars to make my wife a miniskirt.
meaning your comment is funny because it seems there are more than one of these dudes walking barefoot on the planet and somehow getting young and lost tourists girls!
Jim Morrison?
Everyone knows that's Eddie Vedder...
Im not one to throw this graemlin around, however in this case:
no doubt.
Funky and quite freaky and nasty.
i am occasionally shocked by his funkiness. also, he seems to embody all meanings of "funky," including "smells like sex."
was Ike Turner Jewish?
Ha! A-to-the-D is my stock joke answer to pretty much any funky Jew question. That song is quite possibly the least funky song ever recorded.