A Love Letter From K in Canada

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  • ^^ i am waiting for a constipation thread to appear so i can post that graemlin

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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wtf.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" 21 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21BUSTER KEATON MOVES

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    If people keep adding content to this, pretty soon we're gonna have enough material to actually write the screenpaly for this.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Seriously, why would he even bother coming back?b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21To repeat the $$$ process under an assumed name.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Rob is too obsessed with finding the people from 24 Carat Black right now to even dream up this scheme. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I'll second that motion.b, 21b, 21Did you check the reverse of Dante's 24CB promo photo?

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Rob is too obsessed with finding the people from 24 Carat Black right now to even dream up this scheme. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I'll second that motion.b, 21b, 21Did you check the reverse of Dante's 24CB promo photo? b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Weren't Hi-Tek's father and uncle in the group? Seems like somebody on here would know how to get in touch with him.

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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Rob is too obsessed with finding the people from 24 Carat Black right now to even dream up this scheme. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I'll second that motion.b, 21b, 21Did you check the reverse of Dante's 24CB promo photo? b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Weren't Hi-Tek's father and uncle in the group? Seems like somebody on here would know how to get in touch with him. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Yeah they were. If anyone has a real reason to get in touch with him to talk about this, pm me and I will hook it up.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    This thread is so awesome.

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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Rob is too obsessed with finding the people from 24 Carat Black right now to even dream up this scheme. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I'll second that motion.b, 21b, 21Did you check the reverse of Dante's 24CB promo photo? b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Weren't Hi-Tek's father and uncle in the group? Seems like somebody on here would know how to get in touch with him. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Yeah they were. If anyone has a real reason to get in touch with him to talk about this, pm me and I will hook it up. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21is something in the works to release unreleased material???b, 21good god that would be amazing. most musical output IMO

  • can > 24 karat

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    24 carrots in a can, chomp chomp (

  • img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/goat.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21Kev just sent me an email out the blue about wanting to rectify all this!!!! I haven't been in contact with him for 2 and half years so needless to say I am quite shocked....b, 21b, 21Maybe it was the threat of being reported as a paedo to Torontreal police that did it? He was lucky as I was going to start looking into that this weekend....b, 21b, 21Breathing on hold

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/goat.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21Kev just sent me an email out the blue about wanting to rectify all this!!!! I haven't been in contact with him for 2 and half years so needless to say I am quite shocked....b, 21b, 21Maybe it was the threat of being reported as a paedo to Torontreal police that did it? He was lucky as I was going to start looking into that this weekend....b, 21b, 21Breathing on hold b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snapgraem26wuch9.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Everyone got a pen ready? The third act is coming up right here!

  • Quote:h, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/goat.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21Kev just sent me an email out the blue about wanting to rectify all this!!!! I haven't been in contact with him for 2 and half years so needless to say I am quite shocked....b, 21b, 21Maybe it was the threat of being reported as a paedo to Torontreal police that did it? He was lucky as I was going to start looking into that this weekend....b, 21b, 21Breathing on hold b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Isn't this about the time you should start the ol' 'K IN CANADA: VINDICATED!' thread?

  • TORONTO, CANADA.b, 21b, 21ATTENTION: THE PRESIDENT/CEOb, 21b, 21DEAR SIR,b, 21b, 21CONFIDENTIAL RECORD PROPOSALb, 21b, 21HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE CANADIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF CANADA APEX BANK.b, 21b, 21WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.b, 21b, 21THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE CANADIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (CNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:b, 21b, 21(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.b, 21b, 21(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.b, 21b, 21(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.b, 21b, 21ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.b, 21b, 21PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.b, 21b, 21BEST REGARDSb, 21b, 21K.

  • Blaxploito OST>>1b, 21K in Kanada, Musik by 24 Karat Blak, featuring the hit song "K: Misfortune's Wealth."

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21This thread is so awesome. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Just imagine what the return of Kevy Kev would be like. It would be bigger than Obama losing the election, in terms of heads exploding on SS. I really don't see a downside for him showing up here and talking some shit because b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Quote:h, 21>1b, 21K in Kanada, Musik by 24 Karat Blak, featuring the hit song "K: Misfortune's Wealth." b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21and also "Spying Glass" by Massive Attack feat. Horace Andy "They want to know...rasta business"

  • Quote:h, 21b, 21He is -as he will inform you- very tall. And also he has numerous Muay Thai lovers with bad dispositions. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21You know where to get him and you don't go cause he's tall? You all are COWARD NERDS!b, 21I know one thing muay tay can do shit against: GUNS!b, 21b, 21Seriously I'd go there and talk to him. I'd rather think is going to kill you...

  • Quote:h, 21b, 21i demand a "k in canada" graemlin be created. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21And, what if someone doesn't meet your demand????b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21

  • By the way wich is "Race Taming VS. Crate Digging" Site?b, 21I am Damn Curious to see a match like that! LOL

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21i demand a "k in canada" graemlin be created. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21He's already got two:b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21By the way wich is "Race Taming VS. Crate Digging" Site?b, 21I am Damn Curious to see a match like that! LOL b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21img src="http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3396/dognoideafz7.gif"1

  • Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21 why don't you report the whole thing to the police? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 ************ring******************ring***************ring***********b, 21b, 21"Officer, yes,hello.... I would like to report that several records I bought online never arrived. Yes, that's right, I bought them from a tall, allegedly drug-addled man on a website that specializes in race relations and crate digging. Yes, "crate-digging". Anyway, I was sold these records in good faith, I have reason to believe these records may not have even existed in the first place, and I want to know what you and perhaps a special prosecutor are going to do about this horrific crime.b, 21b, 21Hello? Hello?"b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspect5es.gif" alt="" 21 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21That's what i'm talking bout....b, 21b, 21I guessed putting it on sexual realtions would have been a funnier post.... =P

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Blaxploito OST>>>b, 21K in Kanada, Musik by 24 Karat Blak, featuring the hit song "K: Misfortune's Wealth." b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" 21

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21SO LULZ b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21cut to K on his couch opening a Fed Ex mailer stuffed full of cash, jumps up in the air realizing he's going to get away with the hiest FREEZE FRAMEb, 21CUE: "I Feel Good"b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21Actually, I was picturing a darker tone. Raj is IM'ing with a strutter who says he knows where K is and the online aliases he was using. He tells all kinds of stories about K and his record-jacking exploits to the delight of Raj. Meanwhile, another strutter across the country has discovered K's secret username and is trying to text it to Raj's iphone, but the signal is really bad. After a while, Raj logs off with the guy and he disappears into cyberspace. Seconds later, the text arrives, revealing K's username. The username that matches the person Raj was just talking to!!! He was chatting with K the whole time!b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21K has duped RAJ into engaging in game of online strip poker.b, 21b, 21As recognition dawns on RAJ's face, camera pulls back to reveal he is in his boxers.

  • For lack of anything better to do at lunch:b, 21b, 21

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    An anonymous email received last nightb, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21Yeah I'm the one who posted as your crook Kevin Laverty on your board. Two years ago he fucked me around for a 45 over the course of two months 'oh it's in the post, it's in the post, I've just sent it yesterday, my apologies'. He stopped coming to the boards and there was no way I could do anything from Croydon when the dick lives in Canada. He got me and others for a lot more coin, and repeatedly tells people he's going to come clean and make ammends. Hasn't happened yet, has it? So, I do the only thing I can, making his name pop up on verygoodplus and soulstrut, make sure people know he's still a f*cking cunt, and for me yeah it's small change compared to others, but it ll adds up. And I'm going to keep his name in lights so long as he's still dealing records and pulling the same bullshit until he comes clean or leaves this culture for good.b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" 21

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    LOL @ "this culture"

  • You Know That this guy really reminds me of BOSCOEFUNK.b, 21He was a dodgy guy from italy doing the opposite. He buyed records convinced seller to ship unregistered and then claimed money back. There was a nice thread on him on verygoodplus too...
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