Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21I want "K in Canada: the movie" right now. Bad british action starring Jason Statham. Do it. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21[i]Dial K for Kanada/i1 In theatres 2009 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21SOMONE WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ:b, 21b, 21THE GANK JOBb, 21b, 21w/ K's Face over Statham's.b, 21b, 21DO IT.
ok i'm not defending this guy, but on the movie tip:b, 21add up all the people who got ripped off and the dollar amounts they were took forb, 21add up all the comedy and entertainment these threads have brought to ssb, 21b, 21the books balance out even
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21ok i'm not defending this guy, but on the movie tip:b, 21add up all the people who got ripped off and the dollar amounts they were took forb, 21add up all the fake finds K posted and their imaginary value/b1 b, 21b, 21the books balance out even b, 21b, 21h, 21
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21SO LULZ b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21cut to K on his couch opening a Fed Ex mailer stuffed full of cash, jumps up in the air realizing he's going to get away with the hiest FREEZE FRAMEb, 21CUE: "I Feel Good"b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21I want "K in Canada: the movie" right now. Bad british action starring Jason Statham. Do it. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Dial K for Kanada In theatres 2009 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21SOMONE WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ:b, 21b, 21THE GANK JOBb, 21b, 21w/ K's Face over Statham's.b, 21b, 21DO IT. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21And off to the side: a shopping cart containing a Free Design LP, a blank 12" with the word "FUZZ" scrawled across it, and a possibly busted digital camera.
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21i just figured someone should point out the impeccable comedic timing of this post. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cos3ve.gif" alt="" 21
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
This thread just attained both classic and comedy gold status simultaneously.
There's definitely an action chase on a bikes through the streets of Toronto... And, the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole.
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21i just figured someone should point out the impeccable comedic timing of this post. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21... I know, this was incredible. I wanted to award it with a well deserved img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21 but the previous post would not have shown...
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21SO LULZ b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21cut to K on his couch opening a Fed Ex mailer stuffed full of cash, jumps up in the air realizing he's going to get away with the hiest FREEZE FRAMEb, 21CUE: "I Feel Good"b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Actually, I was picturing a darker tone. Raj is IM'ing with a strutter who says he knows where K is and the online aliases he was using. He tells all kinds of stories about K and his record-jacking exploits to the delight of Raj. Meanwhile, another strutter across the country has discovered K's secret username and is trying to text it to Raj's iphone, but the signal is really bad. After a while, Raj logs off with the guy and he disappears into cyberspace. Seconds later, the text arrives, revealing K's username. The username that matches the person Raj was just talking to!!! He was chatting with K the whole time!b, 21b, 21"And like that ...... he's gone!"b, 21b, 21Fade to black
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole. b, 21b, 21h, 21
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21There's definitely an action chase on a bikes through the streets of Toronto... And, the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21And as he's pedaling for his very life, he somehow ditches his would-be-assassin by swerving into an alley, jumping off his bike, climbing over a fence, and running to a backdoor entry to what appears to be a warehouse. He tries it--o, lucky day! The door opens and he ducks inside, safe and sound.b, 21b, 21It is then that he realizes that he has entered a heretofore undiscovered Goodwill. He proceeds to the vinyl section and the rest is FALSE RASTA history.
b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Also, need at least one light-hearted interlude. Might I suggest a meeting with Ras Trent in which they smoke from a chalice made from a Sprite can.b, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21and the rest is FALSE RASTA historyb, 21b, 21h, 21
What would you do if you found out a casual friend, record collector, dj, had ripped off a lot of people you didn't know?b, 21b, 21Guy always treated you right, but turns out he screwed up his life and screwed a lot of people.b, 21b, 21You still see him around town, even traded some records at the last show.b, 21b, 21What would you do?
[trailer voice] What would you do if you found out a casual friend, record collector, dj, had ripped off a lot of people you didn't know?b, 21b, 21Guy always treated you right, but turns out he screwed up his life and screwed a lot of people.b, 21b, 21You still see him around town, even traded some records at the last show.b, 21b, 21What would you do? [/trailer voice]b, 21b, 21
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