A Love Letter From K in Canada

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  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21us (Numero) b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21[fanboy]you guys are putting out some great products. keep it up.[/fanboy]

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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21I want "K in Canada: the movie" right now. Bad british action starring Jason Statham. Do it. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21[i]Dial K for Kanada/i1 In theatres 2009 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21SOMONE WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ:b, 21b, 21THE GANK JOBb, 21b, 21w/ K's Face over Statham's.b, 21b, 21DO IT.

  • ok i'm not defending this guy, but on the movie tip:b, 21add up all the people who got ripped off and the dollar amounts they were took forb, 21add up all the comedy and entertainment these threads have brought to ssb, 21b, 21the books balance out even

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21ok i'm not defending this guy, but on the movie tip:b, 21add up all the people who got ripped off and the dollar amounts they were took forb, 21add up all the fake finds K posted and their imaginary value/b1 b, 21b, 21the books balance out even b, 21b, 21h, 21

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    [trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice]

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21SO LULZ

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,780 Posts
    b, 21b, 21 /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21 One break to move them all. One break to rule the world. b, 21b, 21h, 21

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21SO LULZ b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21cut to K on his couch opening a Fed Ex mailer stuffed full of cash, jumps up in the air realizing he's going to get away with the hiest FREEZE FRAMEb, 21CUE: "I Feel Good"b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall

  • MaCauley Caulkan starring

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wtf.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" 21

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21I want "K in Canada: the movie" right now. Bad british action starring Jason Statham. Do it. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Dial K for Kanada In theatres 2009 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21SOMONE WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ:b, 21b, 21THE GANK JOBb, 21b, 21w/ K's Face over Statham's.b, 21b, 21DO IT. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21And off to the side: a shopping cart containing a Free Design LP, a blank 12" with the word "FUZZ" scrawled across it, and a possibly busted digital camera.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    the shopping cart...b, 21b, 21a busted digital camera...b, 21b, 21you guys are killing me.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Fantasy scene of him riding his bike through the woods with trees that yield Reggae blanks like fruit.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21i just figured someone should point out the impeccable comedic timing of this post.

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21i just figured someone should point out the impeccable comedic timing of this post. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cos3ve.gif" alt="" 21

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    This thread just attained both classic and comedy gold status simultaneously.

  • There's definitely an action chase on a bikes through the streets of Toronto... And, the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole.

  • FrankFrank 2,370 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21i just figured someone should point out the impeccable comedic timing of this post. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21... I know, this was incredible. I wanted to award it with a well deserved img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21 but the previous post would not have shown...

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21[trailer voice]In a game full of little dudes, he put the K in killing it [/trailer voice] b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21SO LULZ b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21cut to K on his couch opening a Fed Ex mailer stuffed full of cash, jumps up in the air realizing he's going to get away with the hiest FREEZE FRAMEb, 21CUE: "I Feel Good"b, 21b, 21then a rapid fire montage of him trying on different hats at the mall b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Actually, I was picturing a darker tone. Raj is IM'ing with a strutter who says he knows where K is and the online aliases he was using. He tells all kinds of stories about K and his record-jacking exploits to the delight of Raj. Meanwhile, another strutter across the country has discovered K's secret username and is trying to text it to Raj's iphone, but the signal is really bad. After a while, Raj logs off with the guy and he disappears into cyberspace. Seconds later, the text arrives, revealing K's username. The username that matches the person Raj was just talking to!!! He was chatting with K the whole time!b, 21b, 21"And like that ...... he's gone!"b, 21b, 21Fade to black


  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21

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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21There's definitely an action chase on a bikes through the streets of Toronto... And, the screenwriter is contractually obligated to include a Bullet's-Eye-View-Shot of a bullet passing through a 45 hole. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21And as he's pedaling for his very life, he somehow ditches his would-be-assassin by swerving into an alley, jumping off his bike, climbing over a fence, and running to a backdoor entry to what appears to be a warehouse. He tries it--o, lucky day! The door opens and he ducks inside, safe and sound.b, 21b, 21It is then that he realizes that he has entered a heretofore undiscovered Goodwill. He proceeds to the vinyl section and the rest is FALSE RASTA history.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21EXCUSE I b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Also, need at least one light-hearted interlude. Might I suggest a meeting with Ras Trent in which they smoke from a chalice made from a Sprite can.b, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21and the rest is FALSE RASTA historyb, 21b, 21h, 21

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
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    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    What would you do if you found out a casual friend, record collector, dj, had ripped off a lot of people you didn't know?b, 21b, 21Guy always treated you right, but turns out he screwed up his life and screwed a lot of people.b, 21b, 21You still see him around town, even traded some records at the last show.b, 21b, 21What would you do?

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    [trailer voice] What would you do if you found out a casual friend, record collector, dj, had ripped off a lot of people you didn't know?b, 21b, 21Guy always treated you right, but turns out he screwed up his life and screwed a lot of people.b, 21b, 21You still see him around town, even traded some records at the last show.b, 21b, 21What would you do? [/trailer voice]b, 21b, 21

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21img src=http://i38.tinypic.com/2vbmqdz.jpg1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21This is hilarious to me because I just saw this over the weekend. Bank Job, that is, not the remake.

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    This thread is epic on so many levels.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21OH HOTSTEPPER YOU DO SO MANY DUTTY CRIMES!

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21What would you do? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21What would you do? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21 b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Yes! Perfection, I say!
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