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my obama yard sign was stoled last night!

The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
and my neighbor's...FELONY!
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  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    better check your brake lines in case they took a page from the recent Canadian federal election
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    U shoulda spelled Muslin right.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
    1) Most Canadians wouldn't survive one night in Memphis.b,121b,1212) Those Obama signs cost up to $15.00 a pop here....maybe there's a resale value?
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    "we don't take kindly to yer type'a signs"
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,1211) Most Canadians wouldn't survive one night in Memphis.b,121b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121lol - not even worth it
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
    the shittest/smallest house on the block has one of those GIGANTIC (6' x 10 or 12')McCain signs...it makes the house look even smaller...its still there...hmmmm...
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,1211) Most Canadians wouldn't survive one night in Memphis.b,121b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121lol - not even worth it b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121It was meant as a joke.....I'm not gonna tell some drunk lumberjack that to his face eh.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,1211) Most Canadians wouldn't survive one night in Memphis.b,121b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121lol - not even worth it b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121It was meant as a joke.....I'm not gonna tell some drunk lumberjack that to his face eh. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121i know right? there goes a broken bottle of elsinore to your face from denim dan.
  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    haha...Obama supporters are such pussies. McCain supporters will BUCK YOU DOWN/b1 if you steal their signs.b,121b, 21a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Sign_wars_contd.html?showall" target="_blank"1http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Sign_wars_contd.html?showallb,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121LEAVITTSBURG, Ohio (AP) - A teenager was wounded in the arm by a man who said he wanted to stop the boy and another from taking his John McCain yard sign, authorities said.b,121b,121Warren Township police Lt. Don Bishop said 50-year-old Kenneth Rowles told officers he got out a .22-caliber rifle Saturday afternoon to fire warning shots, not hurt anyone. The two shots hit the van the teens were in.b,121b,121Rowles pleaded not guilty Monday to felonious assault. A preliminary hearing was set for Nov. 4, Election Day.b,121b,121Kyree Flowers, the 17-year-old passenger in the van, was wounded in the arm and was treated at a hospital, Bishop said.b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badassbuddy_com-gangsta.gif" alt="" /1
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121haha...Obama supporters are such pussies. McCain supporters will BUCK YOU DOWN/b1 if you steal their signs.b,121b, 21a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Sign_wars_contd.html?showall" target="_blank"1http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Sign_wars_contd.html?showallb,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121LEAVITTSBURG, Ohio (AP) - A teenager was wounded in the arm by a man who said he wanted to stop the boy and another from taking his John McCain yard sign, authorities said.b,121b,121Warren Township police Lt. Don Bishop said 50-year-old Kenneth Rowles told officers he got out a .22-caliber rifle Saturday afternoon to fire warning shots, not hurt anyone. The two shots hit the van the teens were in.b,121b,121Rowles pleaded not guilty Monday to felonious assault. A preliminary hearing was set for Nov. 4, Election Day.b,121b,121Kyree Flowers, the 17-year-old passenger in the van, was wounded in the arm and was treated at a hospital, Bishop said.b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badassbuddy_com-gangsta.gif" alt="" /1 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!/b1b,121b,121img src="http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20070419-mccainmanifesto.jpg"1
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Obama supporters arent f*cking dumb ass rednecks who would risk 10 to 15 years of sodomy for a yard sign b,121b,121h,121
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  • SteadyMurphySteadyMurphy 205 Posts
    a dude in my hood put like 35 mccain signs in his yard. thats just asking for them to be stolen...and when it finally happened he put his own sign out stating "if your thinking about stealing my mccain signs blah blah blah felony"b,121...awesome
  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Obama supporters arent f*cking dumb ass rednecks who would risk 10 to 15 years of sodomy for a yard sign b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121b,121Maybe not but I would guess there are some that are dumb enough to risk it for use in a Halloween Costume.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Where did you get your sign from? I always wonder where people get them from.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Where did you get your sign from? I always wonder where people get them from. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I got mine from Signs R Us. It's across from The Sign Depot. You know, in the sign district.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Booby-trap your lawn.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121U shoulda spelled Muslin right. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121I forgot to add that this ^^^^^ is hilarious.
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Booby-trap your lawn. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121the Obama office here in town is in the same center where my girl works so she is going to get another...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce...
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    I was going to say dog shit but it's too noticeable.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,987 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Booby-trap your lawn. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121the Obama office here in town is in the same center where my girl works so she is going to get another...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce... b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121If I did that at my house I'd have a damn Turkey Vulture perched on the sign within minutes.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Booby-trap your lawn. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121the Obama office here in town is in the same center where my girl works so she is going to get another...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce... b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121If I did that at my house I'd have a damn Turkey Vulture perched on the sign within minutes. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121There were three vultures circling behind my house the other day. They landed in the neighbors tree. I didn't stick around long enough to see where they were going to eat. b,121b, 21Urban vultures. b,121b, 21Oh, were we talking about lawn signs? b,121b, 21Lawn signs don't win elections. Voting, and volunteering does. b,121b,121I came up with a unique solution after my lawn sign was stolen last spring (while I was at the Obama rally). A window sign!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    there is this house around the corner with a "yes on 8, protect marriage!" sign. I don't want to steal it. I want to put a sign up next to it that says "I hate fags."
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Booby-trap your lawn. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121the Obama office here in town is in the same center where my girl works so she is going to get another...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce... b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121If I did that at my house I'd have a damn Turkey Vulture perched on the sign within minutes. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121we have a rat problem in Memphis, this will prbably attract rats as well...hmmm...maybe rethink my plan...want something really stinky that will stick to whomever's hands grab it
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121we have a rat problem in Memphis, this will prbably attract rats as well...hmmm...maybe rethink my plan...want something really stinky that will stick to whomever's hands grab it b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Go to the garden store and get some Liquid Fence. Personally, I'd be happy if I never come within 20 feet of that shit.
  • FrankFrank 2,391 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce... b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121how girlish...b,121b,121stir together a mix of glass shards, drain-o and wall paper glue. Apply generously and make sure that the shards of glass aren't all too tiny, it's good to add larger pieces of crushed lightbulbs as a finishing touch as they cut quick, deep & easy. If you can find it, add some dried up, worm eaten dog shit, -won't cause any extra harm sinc ethe drain-o is likely to kill off any form of virus or bacteria but it'll give you that extra warm and fuzzy g=feeling just because you know the stuff is in there... Make sure that the lawn sign is anchored well and requires a lot of pulling.b,121b,121You can also run a copper wire around the back of the sign that's connected to an power outlet.
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Where did you get your sign from? I always wonder where people get them from. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I got mine from Signs R Us. It's across from The Sign Depot. You know, in the sign district. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121That next to the hammock district? b,121b, 21b,121I love my neighborhood, there are signs all over the place for both sides and they disappear all the time. We have equal opportunity thieves here.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    better yet, connect you sign to a claymore mine and bury it! just make sure the front face towards your enemy. If there was only a way to remember that part... Anyways, here is a picture of a claymore mine:b,121b,121img src="http://www.chrisabraham.com/claymore-thumb.jpg"1
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,025 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121there is this house around the corner with a "yes on 8, protect marriage!" sign. I don't want to steal it. I want to put a sign up next to it that says "I hate fags." b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121No man, they just really, really, love being straight.b,121b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/formpager3xk.gif" alt="" /1
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,163 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121...this one will be coated in a special mix of vaseline and fish sauce... b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121how girlish...b,121b,121stir together a mix of glass shards, drain-o and wall paper glue. Apply generously and make sure that the shards of glass aren't all too tiny, it's good to add larger pieces of crushed lightbulbs as a finishing touch as they cut quick, deep & easy. If you can find it, add some dried up, worm eaten dog shit, -won't cause any extra harm sinc ethe drain-o is likely to kill off any form of virus or bacteria but it'll give you that extra warm and fuzzy g=feeling just because you know the stuff is in there... Make sure that the lawn sign is anchored well and requires a lot of pulling.b,121b,121You can also run a copper wire around the back of the sign that's connected to an power outlet. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121sinister! Crazy thing is, someone could probably sue me over that. Also I wouldnt want to electrify it and electrocute some poor dog that decided to take a wizz...
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    life imitates strut:b,121a href="http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/1274504.html" target="_blank"1http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/1274504.html/a1b,121b,121TOPICAL
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