Jessica Alba - Master Digger and DJ

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    That record was photo-shopped in there. If you look at her hands it just doesn't make any sense otherwise. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspect5es.gif" alt="" /1

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121That record was photo-shopped in there. If you look at her hands it just doesn't make any sense otherwise. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspect5es.gif" alt="" /1 b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21She is not holding that record. b,121b, 21It is floating in front of her hands. b,121b, 21And I still say it's too large. b,121b, 21I only have Dylan hits 2 here. It's not. Are you guys sure it's Dylan hits?

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,518 Posts
    I think her "husband" was also photo shopped in. b,121b, 21I can hear the editors now. Is that shlub her husband? Lets get that Ralph Lauren model and photo shop him in. b,121b, 21Then they did it and looked at it and decided the shoes were wrong so they photoshopped a converse on his foot.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121That record was photo-shopped in there. If you look at her hands it just doesn't make any sense otherwise.b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21You guys are seriously the biggest nerds ever.b,121b, 21WHO IS BEHIND THIS CONSPIRACY? SHOW YOURSELF, C.H.A.O.S.!!!!!!

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121That record was photo-shopped in there. If you look at her hands it just doesn't make any sense otherwise.b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21You guys are seriously the biggest nerds ever.b,121b, 21WHO IS BEHIND THIS CONSPIRACY? SHOW YOURSELF, C.H.A.O.S.!!!!!! b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b, 21Ha ha, indeed.b,121b, 21b, 21Soulstrut - needing to "smoke a blunt and get laid" since 1999.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121biggest nerds everb,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21img src="http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/zapp10304/2972967160_deb513813a.jpg"1 b,121b, 21b,121img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/155.gif" alt="" /1

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    ^^^^^^^^ I cant tell which is the cut out and which is the real person hehehe....b,121b, 21b, 21ps. Mr Burns i like your peeping tom idea...much better album cover photo!b, 21"LokoOne: Looking for love"

  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21I only have Dylan hits 2 here. It's not. Are you guys sure it's Dylan hits? b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21That dude is holding the first Dylan greatest hits album ("Like A Rolling Stone," "I Want You," "Subterranean Homesick Blues," etc.). I have that album, so I know for sure that that's the one.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21I only have Dylan hits 2 here. It's not. Are you guys sure it's Dylan hits? b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21That dude is holding the first Dylan greatest hits album ("Like A Rolling Stone," "I Want You," "Subterranean Homesick Blues," etc.). I have that album, so I know for sure that that's the one. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21 img src="http://www.h2comics.com/images cd/cd dylan greatest hits.JPG"1b,121b, 21b, 21Don't Tet Pickwick's knowledge.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/155.gif" alt="" /1 b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE I'M GETTING SOME

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    oops.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I'm so over Alba.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I'm so over Alba. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Ok NZ - Feel Free To BAN This Cat!!!!

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I'm so over Alba. b,121b, 21h,121
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  • mannybolonemannybolone 15,032 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21I only have Dylan hits 2 here. It's not. Are you guys sure it's Dylan hits? b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21That dude is holding the first Dylan greatest hits album ("Like A Rolling Stone," "I Want You," "Subterranean Homesick Blues," etc.). I have that album, so I know for sure that that's the one. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21There goes Pickwick again, being Mr. Know-It-All.b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /1

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121how do I foto shop the pic to include A. me instead of that dropkick husband of hers B my record collection C remove clothes of Jessica.b,121b, 21(potential album cover methinks!!!!) b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21more like you peeking through the window. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b, 21BOO-URN!

  • cut the record baby!

  • kwalitykwality 620 Posts
    The only way this could be better is if we got a img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bf2e70d8.gif" alt="" /1 happening. I'm not ashamed to say I'm so jealous of that guy it's not even funny. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" /1

  • akaaka 67 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Here she is in her new Beverly Hills home. Not sure who the dude is img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /1b,121b, 21 img src="http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggOTvcQe4sj_9vbn0cgfm06Q---y526-x595-q75-n1/omg/us/img/14/d9/2344_9678375955.jpg"1 b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121Great photoshop, I didn't see it for a minute there. Thanks Frank for ruining a great photo img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/breakface.gif" alt="" /1b,121b, 211. Record floating on thumb & fingers (she's not pinching it, it's just, well, floating)b, 212. Hubby's reading a book. The record jacket doesn't make sense, it's between his fingers which are actually wrapped around the edge of the book.b, 213. Record on record shelf is messed up -- look at it through the mesh, it doesn't line up properly.b, 21b, 21Kudos to whoever pulled this off, wish I didn't notice.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE THAT SHIT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    yeah, dude is holding 2 different records. It looks like he's looking at the back of the one in his left hand that people are thinking is a book.b,121b,121Now for alba. Her left hand (our right) is holding the record in the nook (?) between her thumb and first finger and the record is resting on the edge of her fingers. On the other hand, only 3 fingers are sticking out, her index finger and thumb are probably holding the record.b,121b,121why would you hold a record that way? because you are a person that has never held a record before in your life.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANEb,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Dude she's clearly a robot. There is no way I can go on with my life thinking that she has a husband and a kid and a record room. IT'S JUST LIKE SOULSTRUT ONLY WAY HOTTER.

  • Major label innersleeves are an interesting read sometimes you know.

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,441 Posts
    sped up in CEPb,121b,121sicc manroomb,121sicc manwifeb,121sicc wholestyle comeon

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Here she is in her new Beverly Hills home. Not sure who the dude is img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121 img src="http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggOTvcQe4sj_9vbn0cgfm06Q---y526-x595-q75-n1/omg/us/img/14/d9/2344_9678375955.jpg"1 b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121Great photoshop, I didn't see it for a minute there. Thanks Frank for ruining a great photo img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/breakface.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,1211. Record floating on thumb & fingers (she's not pinching it, it's just, well, floating)b,1212. Hubby's reading a book. The record jacket doesn't make sense, it's between his fingers which are actually wrapped around the edge of the book.b,1213. Record on record shelf is messed up -- look at it through the mesh, it doesn't line up properly.b,121b,121Kudos to whoever pulled this off, wish I didn't notice. b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121i think it's not fake. how about the turntables? this would have been some quite impossible work to fake them into that position...

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,1211. Record floating on thumb & fingers (she's not pinching it, it's just, well, floating)b,1212. Hubby's reading a book. The record jacket doesn't make sense, it's between his fingers which are actually wrapped around the edge of the book.b,1213. Record on record shelf is messed up -- look at it through the mesh, it doesn't line up properly.b,121b,121Kudos to whoever pulled this off, wish I didn't notice. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121what would be the benefit to this? If he were reading a book it would have the same effect on 99% of the people who see it. I can't think of one reason why they would photoshop out a book and put records in...b,121b,121unless, the graphic designer is a lurker, waiting to finally make his first post with a "hey guys, I did this for you!"b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1199.gif" alt="" /1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1199.gif" alt="" /1

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Here she is in her new Beverly Hills home. Not sure who the dude is img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121 img src="http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggOTvcQe4sj_9vbn0cgfm06Q---y526-x595-q75-n1/omg/us/img/14/d9/2344_9678375955.jpg"1 b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121ZOMG WHAT A DISGUSTING WHORE HER TURNTABLES AREN'T SET-UP BATTLE STYLE

  • akaaka 67 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,1211. Record floating on thumb & fingers (she's not pinching it, it's just, well, floating)b,1212. Hubby's reading a book. The record jacket doesn't make sense, it's between his fingers which are actually wrapped around the edge of the book.b,1213. Record on record shelf is messed up -- look at it through the mesh, it doesn't line up properly.b,121b,121Kudos to whoever pulled this off, wish I didn't notice. b,121b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121what would be the benefit to this? If he were reading a book it would have the same effect on 99% of the people who see it. I can't think of one reason why they would photoshop out a book and put records in...b,121b,121unless, the graphic designer is a lurker, waiting to finally make his first post with a "hey guys, I did this for you!"b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1199.gif" alt="" /1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1199.gif" alt="" /1 b,121b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121^^^^^^ likes records, not books ^^^^^^

  • b,121b,121 img src="http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggOTvcQe4sj_9vbn0cgfm06Q---y526-x595-q75-n1/omg/us/img/14/d9/2344_9678375955.jpg"1b,121b,121b,121"Hey hon? Don't you think we should get the fluid damper from KABUSA for a better phono soundstage?"b,121b,121Naw sweetie, lets get the tonearm rewire for improved harmonics."

  • JimsterJimster Let go me ting, duppy, let go me hand 6,551 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121"hey guys, I did this for you!"b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Then she would be doing the "Bean dip offa Stark" whilst he holds a copy of "Mardi Gras" with a big WITHOUT BELLS 12"-mix sticker on it.b,121b,121Calling Controller7...
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