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Happy Friday Mawfuckas

yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
So I drop into my current temp gig in Hollywood. Boss is cool. Female co-worker is smoking hot. I'm doing data entry as usual. The boss goes into a meeting. I go ask her a question, and I get to peep her room. She has a huge flatscreen, and she's on her celly AND burning incense in her room. Not to mention, she and the boss were having some super melodramatic conversation about their current dysfunctional relationships. but b,121b,121Two more hours and I am a free man. Happy Friday mawfuckas.

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  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    you are imaginary.b,121b,121this story is imaginary.b,121b,121so why not make it more interesting?
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    "what are you making?"b,121b,121i'm just drilling holes. two hours of work left, Fusk it!
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Sure tell sign that you are not working: When you are smiling/laughing in the officeb,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    If you're bored, check this out:b,121b,121embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/779910/ultimate_best_man_speech.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"1 /embed1
    font size = 11a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/779910/ultimate_best_man_speech/"1Ultimate Best Man Speech/a1 - a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"1The funniest bloopers are right here/a1/font1b,121b,121It's the Best Man speech I'm ripping off for my brother's wedding. Just stealing the jokes, really. But it's fusking hilarious.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    No one else in a celebratory mood???
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    you should do some calls on behalf of Obama, you fusking imbecile.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    drinks avec onetet tonightb,121Youssou N'Dour doc tomorrow dayb,121doing door at party tomorrow nightb,121Moms on Sunday b,121back to the grind on Monday
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121you should do some calls on behalf of Obama, you fusking imbecile. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Who's Obama?
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Off the top of the domeb,121these poemsb,121you goin homeb,121like the Mavericks in the first roundb,121you ain't downb,121you clownb,121ninja turtle with the tomahawkb,121upside yo domeb,121I drastically mash these freestyleb,121motor Cassidy.b,121Rhapsody, itunes biting catastropheb,121plastic things, you fake assb,121bitches can't touch the kingb,121im in it to win itb,121admit it you bit itb,121you shiverin' you need someb,121mittens. miss bassie's kittens moreb,121real than you.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121catastropheb,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Off the top of the domeb,121these poemsb,121you goin homeb,121like the Mavericks in the first roundb,121you ain't downb,121you clownb,121ninja turtle with the tomahawkb,121upside yo domeb,121I drastically mash these freestyleb,121motor Cassidy.b,121Rhapsody, itunes biting catastropheb,121plastic things, you fake assb,121bitches can't touch the kingb,121im in it to win itb,121admit it you bit itb,121you shiverin' you need someb,121mittens. miss bassie's kittens moreb,121real than you. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121bitches can't touch the kingb,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    kindly leave my kittens out of this
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121kindly leave my kittens out of this b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sorry.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121kindly leave my kittens out of this b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sorry. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121kindly leave my kittens out of this b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sorry. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Haha. Wait, were you Great_Blue_Hills? I forget now...
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121bitches can't touch the kingb,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121can't... won't...b,121b,121it's all semantics though, right?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121kindly leave my kittens out of this b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sorry. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Haha. Wait, were you Great_Blue_Hills? I forget now... b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Indeed. I've switched up to my DJ name. I'm bouncing now, but enjoy the a href="http://www.worldoffail.com" target="_blank"1World of Fail. I just found it and it's just dadgum hilarious.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121bitches can't touch the kingb,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121can't... won't...b,121b,121it's all semantics though, right? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121hahahaha.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    NO LONGER IN A CELEBRATORY MOOD. Quite the contrary actually...b,121My staffing manager just called said that they don't need me to come in next week because the client notified them of excessive internet usage!!! Fusk.b,121b,121It must have been karma, writing shit like this. Apparently, they traced whatever sites I was on and stuff. b,121b,121BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/f-u.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121So I drop into my current temp gig in Hollywood. Boss is cool. Female co-worker is smoking hot. I'm doing data entry as usual. The boss goes into a meeting. I go ask her a question, and I get to peep her room. She has a huge flatscreen, and she's on her celly AND burning incense in her room. Not to mention, she and the boss were having some super melodramatic conversation about their current dysfunctional relationships. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21 but img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Two more hours and I am a free man. Happy Friday mawfuckas. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    ouch, sorry to hear thatb,121b,1219-5ers, curb your internet use!
  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    wow, there is a God
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121NO LONGER IN A CELEBRATORY MOOD. Quite the contrary actually...b,121My staffing manager just called said that they don't need me to come in next week because the client notified them of excessive internet usage!!! Fusk.b,121b,121It must have been karma, writing shit like this. Apparently, they traced whatever sites I was on and stuff. b,121b,121BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/f-u.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121So I drop into my current temp gig in Hollywood. Boss is cool. Female co-worker is smoking hot. I'm doing data entry as usual. The boss goes into a meeting. I go ask her a question, and I get to peep her room. She has a huge flatscreen, and she's on her celly AND burning incense in her room. Not to mention, she and the boss were having some super melodramatic conversation about their current dysfunctional relationships. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21 but img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Two more hours and I am a free man. Happy Friday mawfuckas. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121b,121but yo sucks that you don't have a job though ,seriously...i guess
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121So I drop into my current temp gig in Hollywood.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121lie number one.b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Boss is cool.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121never try to judge someone so soon. FAIL NUMBER 18,746 on your part.b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Female co-worker is smoking hot.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121it's probably a dude, but you see the world thru robot eyes...b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I'm doing data entry as usual.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121why am i not surprised? BLEEP-BLEEP-BLEEP.b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Happy Friday mawfuckas. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121except for you, the robot data enterer. you FAIL again at life, because you can't program common sense into a data entry computer clonn. like my man, thes...i internet in real life and move at one volume.b,121b,121you need better programs in your database.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    jesus christ.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,087 Posts
    I don't know if you purposely herb yourself with these stories for online entertainment value, but you are smarter than this. Come on...have pride! Save the MySpace/YouTube/whatever for home. In these times where employers look for every reason to cut back and increase productivity, it's amazingly stupid to choose work hours to share worthless opinions on the internet and stalk girls.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    I have my excuses, but I'll save them and suck it up as a temp agent. And do not get me twisted, I felt plenty of shame/frustration. b,121b,121HAPPY FRIDAY MAWFUCKAS NONETHELESS. Time to drink it up.
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