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Crickets

batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin'
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  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    If your courtyard doesn't bring the food or cricket pussy, the concern might also be that they'll die or bounce. b,121Insects breed quickly, but yet, you will have to get a crapload of crickets to start a legitimate population in an effort to counteract predation. I'd say 60 or up.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    If I was a cricket in your courtyard, I would also leave after discovering I'm near a Batman freak
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121If I was a cricket in your courtyard, I would also leave after discovering I'm near a Batman freak b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 b1the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the skinny leather tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonnaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal w/ socks on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented condom smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psychologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the i'm trying real hard but im as cool as an zoologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday and saturday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr. send cheap cheese and wine hamper. [/b]
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    BATMON, you need to buy 2 tree frogs from a pet store and throw em in a 20 gal. tall aquarium. then you could throw crickets in there and they could chirp [when shorty cricket chirps back], plus the froggies could make some noise too.b,121b,121caught this guy on my deck thursday night and let him chill inside till he had to meet up with his friends. b,121
  • young_creamyoung_cream 540 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121cricket pussy b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    I've been saying that word all week cuz I've had a lotta crickets coming inside my house, and I just don't get it. There's no mates for them in my crib, and it's extra clean, so no food. I hate killin em, but they hop around and wig me out if I don't know they already there.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,174 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121I've been saying that word all week cuz I've had a lotta crickets coming inside my house, and I just don't get it. There's no mates for them in my crib, and it's extra clean, so no food. I hate killin em, but they hop around and wig me out if I don't know they already there. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121As the nights get cooler they come into the house for warmth. Just watch when you open and close doors that lead to the outside. That's when they make their move...
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Bastards. I think there are unseen cracks somewhere to my house where they sneaking in and it's getting frustrating. My mama said that it's bad luck to kill crickets, but they freak me out when they hop around, when previously, I didn't see that they were there.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho...
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are u gonna bring this when u become my roommate?
  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    i escort them back outside instead of killing themb,121its cool how indestrctable they areb,121like sometimes when i am moving them outside they will jump and fall 4-5 feetb,121now imagine being that small and falling that much b,121but to them it ain't shitb,121hardy little buggersb,121i like them b,121i don't like waterbugs or roaches but I don't have them here
  • foster_kanefoster_kane 125 Posts
    thought this was going to be about the rnc.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are u gonna bring this when u become my roommate? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Fo sho Lucious Batmon!! I don't do real crickets but you got a courtyard so i ain't complaining!! By the way, where am i moving to and how much is rent?? And do i stil have to wear the catsuit?? ssssssssssssssssssssso b,121P.s on weekends are you going to
    Quote:h,121b,121Fusk my neighbor b,121b,121h,121
    in our place or theirs??
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,997 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed?b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121I hear they taste good fried. I cannot vouch if this is true; that ish looks disgustful for a reason.
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are u gonna bring this when u become my roommate? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Fo sho Lucious Batmon!! I don't do real crickets but you got a courtyard so i ain't complaining!! By the way, where am i moving to and how much is rent?? And do i stil have to wear the catsuit?? ssssssssssssssssssssso b,121P.s on weekends are you going to
    Quote:h,121b,121Fusk my neighbor b,121b,121h,121
    in our place or theirs?? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Ill make sure ur not home if i gets down like that. Unless u wanna watch......
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are u gonna bring this when u become my roommate? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Fo sho Lucious Batmon!! I don't do real crickets but you got a courtyard so i ain't complaining!! By the way, where am i moving to and how much is rent?? And do i stil have to wear the catsuit?? ssssssssssssssssssssso b,121P.s on weekends are you going to
    Quote:h,121b,121Fusk my neighbor b,121b,121h,121
    in our place or theirs?? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Ill make sure ur not home if i gets down like that. Unless u wanna watch...... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 b,121b,121 : & for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!!hahahahahahahha...b,121b,121batmons leggins tied on the door knob =
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121I ususally dont hear in my courtyard that often, but once in a while they're b,121b,121Could i cop a jar of from Pet Shop,let them loose in my courtyard, and get that action at nighttime.b,121b,121Will other animals eat them before they breed? b,121b,121Sayin' b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121don't think it's a 12" tho... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are u gonna bring this when u become my roommate? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Fo sho Lucious Batmon!! I don't do real crickets but you got a courtyard so i ain't complaining!! By the way, where am i moving to and how much is rent?? And do i stil have to wear the catsuit?? ssssssssssssssssssssso b,121P.s on weekends are you going to
    Quote:h,121b,121Fusk my neighbor b,121b,121h,121
    in our place or theirs?? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Ill make sure ur not home if i gets down like that. Unless u wanna watch...... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 b,121b,121 : & for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!!hahahahahahahha...b,121b,121batmons leggins tied on the door knob = b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121She prefers my leggins on.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    its ALMOST something i'd say gotta see it to believe it, but ah, yeah, each to their own! Happy Leggin Wearing Neighbour Humping to you big guy!! owwwwwwwwwwww!!haha!!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    $700 for rentb,121b,121$300 w/ PVC catsuit
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    A week or month?? Either way swoit as!! Will def start my pvc catsuit training asap!!hahaha!! b,121So where to?? yonkers? hoboken? flushings? TUCKaHOE? Mmmmmmmmm, like the names!!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121A week or month?? Either way swoit as!! Will def start my pvc catsuit training asap!!hahaha!! b,121So where to?? yonkers? hoboken? flushings? TUCKaHOE? Mmmmmmmmm, like the names!! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121300+Catsuit per month- in The Bronx.b,121b,121I cook - u clean.b,121b,121I got midget friends u'd wanna date.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121A week or month?? Either way swoit as!! Will def start my pvc catsuit training asap!!hahaha!! b,121So where to?? yonkers? hoboken? flushings? TUCKaHOE? Mmmmmmmmm, like the names!! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121300+Catsuit per month- in The Bronx.b,121b,121I cook - u clean.b,121b,121I got midget friends u'd wanna date. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Done and Done-er!!b,121Home cooking = wowsome!! not too spicy plaese!!b,121midgets & friends/ midget friends = super terrific!!b,121dating/slutting it up = no dice baby!!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    oh yeah, post pics or you're soft plaese!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121oh yeah, post pics or you're soft plaese! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 b,121b,121They live down the hall.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    may have to reconsider the no dating policy nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!! certainly know how to break a girl down don cha!!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121may have to reconsider the no dating policy nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!! certainly know how to break a girl down don cha!! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    am I the only one who thinks this thread is mad depressing?
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121am I the only one who thinks this thread is mad depressing? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121"The Midjet's tha baaaaaabeeeeees Dadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121
    Quote:h,121b,121may have to reconsider the no dating policy nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!! certainly know how to break a girl down don cha!! b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Holy Mother of Gawd!!ahahahahahahahaahaaa!! Oh that R Kelly!!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
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