canibus thread
deej
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in this thread we will drop canibus lyrics that enlighten 
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"Rhymes accelerate through the psychotron in non-mic forms"
"mammalian diving reflexes undulating under the waves"
"Quantum coupling mechanism and technical shit / confuses you but i don't think you any less of a dick"
+ Common-tary lololol
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HOLY SHIT!!!! Its sad this type of shit aint on the radio. Most people are too stupid and would rather listen to lil wayne...sad
ill be honest i kinda think hes legitimately fire sometimes lol
Common busy texting Jeremy Piven throughout his clip.
and this is supposed to be some sort of revelation?
dude this thread clearly came from a very deep, very real place.
your sarcasm cannot mask your genuine respect for his 'plex 'phors.
monotonous
horrible at picking beats
asshurt
but godamn i loved his freestyles. canibus and chino xl freestyles for days. i still remember his freestyle mixtape w/ dmx at the flea markets. i know faux rillz is his biggest fan
he was my idol when i was trying to get into computer science...i was like if someone could do computer science and get into that, there's hope for nerds.
Never felt him and was always mystified by people who did.
I find people who consistently use the right words far more impressive than people who simply use big words... particularly when their usage betrays the fact that they don't know what the big words in question mean.
See also: y'all mans Keith Murray
superscientifical madness
Canibus is an animal with a mechanical mandible!
So wack
not to mentioned the gruesome mathematical faux pas on the hook. I thought Com was for the children!
Yeah...
I'm finished workin on the project already
The hype prolonged it, you couldn't handle the deadline
Your team wasn't ready, you tried a pop direction
That wasn't yo' section
We looked over your chorus and yo' rap bars
Analyzed your music, those happy-ass keys
Made you softer than ever, rap some more you should never
I decided to listen, I turned the music off
Becaue the melodies were cotton candy, the music was soft
I heard too much pantyliner stuff
Too much model and whack-ass designer stuff, no masculine touch
Adolescent, let the guy know his tracks is whack
He won't be back
Disrespect yo' production, producer credits
Receive the B stain on the form
Now face the two inch, reel gettin warm
Drop the top of your head
Drum machine gets smacked up beside your face
With a six-pack of beer
I urinate on you Pro Tools mix in your ear
Yellow hats wearin construction gear
Tear down the knobs, off the manly
Set the focus right on fire
You better call the cops and hide behind the Stanley
Studio booked up, New York power play, Unique tried to ban me
Type of guy to bring Texaco gas in the vocal booth
Light a match, burn up your whole family
You're just a big talker, you're not a man to me
Pulled the wires out the back of the amp
Defecate on your drum pads with a maxi
Brown sheepskin, black execution mask
Brass out your Yamaha speakers, shotgun I missed three
other speakers I got one, with great danes, chewin out your amps
You won't be able to duck for long, seen niggaz in summer camp
With men-e-strual cramps
Watch the black afro in the corner with the Huggies
With the diaper rash around your pelvis
Drivin a green Volkswagen buggy, you know Muggy
7 foot 7 orangutang baboon face
From Baltimore, Maryland notorious comin up the turnpike
To move your SSL board out to Richmond, Tony Pissman
In the stationwagon, your engineer's scared to mix the record
down, next to my cousin Bucky
Just eight other computers destroyed
The B-room is still there, your clients are lucky...
Ahh, awful AAAAAND shitty...at the same time? Deep, dude.
I used to like Can' when he was first getting some national shine and his battle with LL was dope, but dude never made that necessary transition from hot battle/compilation MC to legit solo artist.
Whoever said he picks shitty beats is absolutely right.
Anyone remember when when there was a serious bidding war going on over him and Wyclef signed him? That was a minute ago, shit.
i also love his multitude of internet stans like dudes who say IF PEOPLE WERE SMART THIS WOULD BE ON THE RADIO INSTEAD OF LIL WAYNE. he is like the ron paul of rap music.
and also his disses to LL Cool J where he brags about running in soft sand and eating dudes asses.
So true...
will archaic ride for him though?