Bacon appreciation
billbradley
You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,906 Posts
I was a vegetarian for 12 years but I have returned to the darkside and love me some bacon. Here is a tribute to all things BACON First and foremost, I think that it is time for a Texas road trip...to Snook, TX for some Chicken Fried Bacon and Cream Gravy.
next up... The Bacon Martini
http://baconmartini.com/Instead of only coating the rim with bacon fat and garnishing with a slice of bacon, you could go one step further and use Bacon Infused Vodkahttp://www.eatfoo.com/archives/2007/07/baconinfused_vodka.phpand last but not leastwaitforitProbably NOT SAFE FOR WORKThe Bacon Bra
Sorry, I know that is pretty nasty but I had to throw it out there anyway
next up... The Bacon Martini
http://baconmartini.com/Instead of only coating the rim with bacon fat and garnishing with a slice of bacon, you could go one step further and use Bacon Infused Vodkahttp://www.eatfoo.com/archives/2007/07/baconinfused_vodka.phpand last but not leastwaitforitProbably NOT SAFE FOR WORKThe Bacon BraSorry, I know that is pretty nasty but I had to throw it out there anyway
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Weve been here before but Bacon is
Yeah, I know. In the past day or so I've seen several bacon related things on the internet and thought I'd show s'more love anyway.
bacon is love.
My wife's Italian grandmother served her a plate of prosciutto when she was a vegetarian. My wife tried to explain she only ate fruits and vegetables, so grandma cut up a pear and put the prosciutto over it. When the wife refused again, the grandmother went on a tirade about how prosciutto doesn't count and how no self-respecting Italian would deny themselves the treat.
Anyway back to the subject at hand:
Good lord.
I'm not into sex, but I do love dry humping!
Oh yes. I just fried some up this morning to go with my blueberry pancakes.
As a kid, when my mom and sister would be eating BLTs, I would be tearing up peanut butter & bacon sandwiches.
I don't care how good a breakfast spot is, if its bacon isn't up to snuff, then I don't want to eat there.
Bacon: Bringing Vegetarians Back To Omnivorousness Since Time Immemorial
So my room-mate is on this Bacon and Eggs kick right now. It's all he eats and it's smells up the house something awful. Not that bacon smells bad on it's own, but constantly being subjected to it tends to put me in a fucked mood when I walk in the house from work.
Anyway - he cooks up like whole packages of it, then makes little plastic sandwich baggies full of cooked bacon and leaves it in the fridge.
That shit can't be good for you.
I'm going house hunting.
Is that bacon wrapped pear?
I can understand that. My old roommate ate nothing but french fries everyday. Breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday for the last 28 years. I got to where I could hardly stand the smell of them.
On a side note, I cooked some blueberry maple sausage last weekend and my house smelled like maple bacon for days.
That come with a side order of Ass Juice?
Thought you knew.
Holler at your boy.
It's not attractive sober.
Right? Why you gotta be putting food in your booze? What's next, toothpaste in your coffee?
i'm not a vegetarian but i can't stand swine, these animals are just disgusting
But they taste so good
i'm not sure about that...
your wife's grandma is badass!!!
I worked at a jewish country club and we never had pork on the menu except for bacon. Pork tenederloin would get the stink eye...but bacon gets the pass. Save that bacon grease too kids!
Asstro wins the internets today!
I brave one of these a week ago and felt barfy for like 5 hours after.
I put bacon in the pancakes.
But seriously that deep fried bacon with sauce looked like it would give a 20 year old a heart attack in 2 seconds.(Not that this is all that healthy)
BTW that Jim Gaffigan stand-up was