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Russell Simmons New Ladyfriend...

batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
edited March 2008 in Strut Central
Porschla Coleman...... Upgrade?
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  • HamHam 872 Posts
    mega upgrade
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    O FA SHO! Looks like she's probably a sweetheart, too.
  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    aoooga!
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Check Her Yoga Skillz....
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts


    "Ever have one of those girlfriends who is so beautiful she makes you look ugly?"

    ---Eddie Murphy (approximate quote from one of his concert flicks, can't remember which)
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    she looks like a shiny mouse in that last pic...yuck

    otherwise...
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    you sound poor
  • captainplanetcaptainplanet 626 Posts
    didn't stop him from flirtin with my girl last Sunday. right in front of my face too.

    sleazy bastard.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    didn't stop him from flirtin with my girl last Sunday. right in front of my face too.

    sleazy bastard.


  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts

    you sound poor



    still, nothing wrong with sounding[/b] poor...
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    keewhora is so annoying. putting up with her voice is not worth her chunky butt muscle

    never heard her talk, but remember her police mug shot? when she had this fake-ass, smug facial expression that looked like "I'm down with the PEOPLE cause I'm FIGHTING THE POWER!" just based on that, i got sick of her!
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Misterwheeler:






    Thank you.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    so I just wasted a good 20 minutes on the "king" site...I came across an an interview with a chick from dannity kane:

    More Bad Boy Trivia:
    The Notorious B.I.G.???s First
    Album Is Called???

    ???Aww, man, I don???t know. I didn???t even listen to
    hip-hop until I was in college. I was a rock head.???

    ewf.
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Esa morena esta bien buena! But what kind of a name is Porschla? fuckin cringe
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    maybe the reef is what chunked her up.

    disclaimer: i'm a fan of thick Asian women.

    she's mixed

    1/2 black 1/2 asian

    Her maiden name was Perkins

    Russell Simmons long been rumored to be gay and have many a "beard"

    I've been working at E! Entertainment/ Style for way too long
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    keewhora is so annoying. putting up with her voice is not worth her chunky butt muscle

    never heard her talk, but remember her police mug shot? when she had this fake-ass, smug facial expression that looked like "I'm down with the PEOPLE cause I'm FIGHTING THE POWER!" just based on that, i got sick of her!

    Damn, yall hate her that much? lol

    Kimora is fine.

    That new chick is too muscular.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    That new chick is too muscular.

    are you serious? kimora would beat the shit out of her. with her neck.

    kimora = most annoying chick ever (peep her reality show if you can stand it).

    this new chick = yes please.
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Please change that avatar....that ish is seizure inducing....
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    If that's not a gay dude holding that woman's hand, then bears no longer shit in the woods.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    She's a little too skinny
    Russell like Trump, ditches the old stuff and upgrades to something younger.

  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    A little too thin... A little too muscular... A little too whatever...

    She looks beautiful to me.
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    mega upgrade

    Upgrade? From what?
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Please change that avatar....that ish is seizure inducing....

    it was bad enuff when he enlarged it and made it into a post!
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    mega upgrade

    Upgrade? From what?

    yeah I am unclear on this also.

    he divorced Kimora years ago.

    are we to believe this is the first girl he's been with since?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    are we to believe this is the first girl he's been with since ever[/b]?
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    i saw those two together in soho, unaware that he'd split with kimora. i was thinking she was one of his fag hags or something. and yes, lots of ppl in entertainment will testify that russel's gay (not that it matters), i just don't know why he gotta be stingy.


    i think kimora can be attractive, but she's tacky which ruins it.
    also, did you notice she's discreetly sticking her middle fingers out a bit holding the sign.

    misterwheeler's avatar is assmatizing. i wonder what the face look like. controller 7?
  • HamHam 872 Posts
    mega upgrade

    Upgrade? From what?

    well he asked "upgrade?" and i assumed he meant kimora.

    whatever, she's fine.
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