DJ Specific practical jokes.
Hotsauce84
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At the club, Daze once waited until I turned my back then took his finger and gently ran it along my...platter. I jumped up like WTF?! thinking my record was all warped and his goofy ass was laughing at me.
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A girl walks up to the dj booth in a crowded dance club and says "hey"
the dj says "hey, what's up?"
The girl says "can I get a corona."
The dj is like all "WTF Becky!!! This ain't a bar. Wait till I write about this on the internet tomorrow."
The girl says "what, I couldn't hear you."
the dj says "oh, the bar is over there."
girl says "cool, thanks."
dj thinks to himself "Fuckin' bitch. Probably likes Chris Brown. I'm totally going to use my 20,000 post to nail that bitch." (smiles to himself)
that's funny. I remember a Conan O'brien when Andy Richter was still on and they showed a clip of how Andy would go around the office and find the most foul porn and put it as people's screensaver when they left their desk.
The reaction at the checkout between the guy at behind the register and your buddy are pretty gold.
Props to Phoreyez for that one.
Walking up with a pile of El Debarge, New Kids and Tammy Faye Baker and scratching your head as they are rung up, teaches you a lesson on the quick.
you might pull this one on yourself if you dig at a messy spot. i know ive ended up with one or two records i did not mean to buy at all.
Why can nazis never be good dj's?
Cause they don't know the difference between 33 and 45
i know another version of this one..
why do nazis like vinyl? because it runs between 33-45.
classic.
He hits the switch for a sweet echo he can play with but UH OH... its a frickin synth going EEEOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAA.
Gets 'em every time.
Just download it to his Microwave/bring it on a memory stick whatevush and tell him that he NEEDS to play this banger.
I'm seriously thinking about doing this since one of my friend who plays out a lot I'm sure it would work on him.