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DJ Specific practical jokes.

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
At the club, Daze once waited until I turned my back then took his finger and gently ran it along my...platter. I jumped up like WTF?! thinking my record was all warped and his goofy ass was laughing at me.

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  • Secret_ChimpSecret_Chimp 915 Posts
    My friend was using Microwave at the club and when he went to take a leak I started up a porn vid at full screen and he totally bugged out when he got back (I watched from across the room).

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    swapping a cable on a Microwave box (just reversing one) would be a pretty good practical joke, especially after sound check. Good joke for the player of said joke, but not le dj.



    A girl walks up to the dj booth in a crowded dance club and says "hey"
    the dj says "hey, what's up?"
    The girl says "can I get a corona."
    The dj is like all "WTF Becky!!! This ain't a bar. Wait till I write about this on the internet tomorrow."
    The girl says "what, I couldn't hear you."
    the dj says "oh, the bar is over there."
    girl says "cool, thanks."
    dj thinks to himself "Fuckin' bitch. Probably likes Chris Brown. I'm totally going to use my 20,000 post to nail that bitch." (smiles to himself)
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    My friend was using Microwave at the club and when he went to take a leak I started up a porn vid at full screen and he totally bugged out when he got back (I watched from across the room).


    that's funny. I remember a Conan O'brien when Andy Richter was still on and they showed a clip of how Andy would go around the office and find the most foul porn and put it as people's screensaver when they left their desk.
  • Tonearm_RobberyTonearm_Robbery 699 Posts
    When out diggin with a buddy, wait until they walk away or put down their "pile" (provided they are pulling enough for a "pile") and start to slip in turds.

    The reaction at the checkout between the guy at behind the register and your buddy are pretty gold.

    Props to Phoreyez for that one.

    Walking up with a pile of El Debarge, New Kids and Tammy Faye Baker and scratching your head as they are rung up, teaches you a lesson on the quick.
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    When out diggin with a buddy, wait until they walk away or put down their "pile" (provided they are pulling enough for a "pile") and start to slip in turds.

    The reaction at the checkout between the guy at behind the register and your buddy are pretty gold.

    Props to Phoreyez for that one.

    Walking up with a pile of El Debarge, New Kids and Tammy Faye Baker and scratching your head as they are rung up, teaches you a lesson on the quick.

    you might pull this one on yourself if you dig at a messy spot. i know ive ended up with one or two records i did not mean to buy at all.
  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    Not a practical, but a funny one (methinks)

    Why can nazis never be good dj's?



























    Cause they don't know the difference between 33 and 45
  • inVrsinVrs 687 Posts
    Not a practical, but a funny one (methinks)

    Why can nazis never be good dj's?



























    Cause they don't know the difference between 33 and 45

    i know another version of this one..
    why do nazis like vinyl? because it runs between 33-45.
    classic.
  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Its always nice to secretly mess with the presets on my buddies Kaoss II before a set.

    He hits the switch for a sweet echo he can play with but UH OH... its a frickin synth going EEEOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAA.

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    My favorite is whilst the other DJ has his back turned, to lift the tomearm lever ever so slightly that it lifts the needle just high enough to not make contact with the vinyl. You need to do this on the turntable that isn't playing. If done correctly, it appears as if the needle is on the vinyl, but it's actually about 1mm above.
    Gets 'em every time.
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    Back when my crew would DJ together, we would always slip Crazytown's "Butterfly" into an unsuspecting DJ's crates. Never failed.

  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 863 Posts
    Back when my crew would DJ together, we would always slip Crazytown's "Butterfly" into an unsuspecting DJ's crates. Never failed.

    Better yet, take this awful Butterfly song, edit it so it starts out with a completely different track, something your DJ friend would play, and after 30 seconds.. BAM!! "you my Butterfly.. sugah.. babeh.."

    Just download it to his Microwave/bring it on a memory stick whatevush and tell him that he NEEDS to play this banger.

    I'm seriously thinking about doing this since one of my friend who plays out a lot I'm sure it would work on him.
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