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I have purchased a bicycle. Am I still hiphop?

Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
Its a saracen arachnid which has 37 gears making it over twice as good as your standard 18 gear bike. Going to ride on the woods and intimidate some dog walking motherfuckas. Praise the lord.

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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts

    STATUS: HOOD.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    as long as you can do a wheelie
  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    as long as you can do a wheelie
    on the front wheel that is.
  • wholewheatwholewheat 437 Posts
    Going to ride on the wood

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    as long as you can do a wheelie
    on the front wheel that is.

    AKA, the "endo".
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    that shit is kinda white
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Bikes in Amsterdam are essential. I have had my old piece of shit for 5 years now. her name is rolling thunder.

    We just brought one of these:



    Ill race ya.

























    (to the 'things white people like' thread)
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Bikes in Amsterdam are essential. I have had my old piece of shit for 5 years now. her name is rolling thunder.

    We just brought one of these:



    Ill race ya.

























    (to the 'things white people like' thread)


    If "babboe" is pronounced like I think it is, it means "dummy" or "stupid" in Korean.

    Just a heads up in case you find that Koreans are laughing at you every time you ride by.

    As for the other people laughing, well, I don't know.
  • diane_dianediane_diane 104 Posts
    If "babboe" is pronounced like I think it is, it means "dummy" or "stupid" in Korean.
    hahaha, that was the first thing i thought when i saw this picture.

    big babboe!
  • funkyexamplefunkyexample 915 Posts
    Its a saracen arachnid which has 37 gears making it over twice as good as your standard 18 gear bike. Going to ride on the woods and intimidate some dog walking motherfuckas. Praise the lord.

    You sound white...

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Going to ride on the woods and intimidate some dog walking motherfuckas.

    Yes. That's essential Hip Hop in Central Park/Riverside/Van Courtland Mountain Bike steez.

    You just dont see hood cats on bikes like u used to herr in NYC.
    Its either the super sooped up lowrider steez or some motorized shit.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    If "babboe" is pronounced like I think it is, it means "dummy" or "stupid" in Korean.
    hahaha, that was the first thing i thought when i saw this picture.


    big babboe!

    ------

    I hate the big logos.

    You pay for the thing then you are expected to give free advertising to the damn company???

    ill be getting some paint out, taping the bike off and letting the kids go crazy.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    You were never hip hop beeeeyatch.
  • Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
    You were never hip hop beeeeyatch.

    All I have to say
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    You were never hip hop beeeeyatch.

    I'll admit, that shit is pretty funny, BUT YOU STILL AINT HIP HOP BEEEEYATCH.
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
    Its a saracen arachnid which has 37 gears making it over twice as good as your standard 18 gear bike. Going to ride on the woods and intimidate some dog walking motherfuckas. Praise the lord.


    I call bullshit. 37 gears? Three in the front and 12.33 in the rear? Besides, 18 gears aren't "standard" on any bike. 21-27 is the rael.

    Besides, you dis Day, you dis yourself. Idiot.




  • Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
    nO, SON. The button thing has 3 on one handle bar and 7 on the other. 37 gears.
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
    nO, SON. The button thing has 3 on one handle bar and 7 on the other. 37 gears.


    Three times Seven is 21 dood.
  • Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
    kid, this cost 700 dollars. It has 37 gears.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    i thought dolo hated soustrut.
    do you not have anyone else in your life you can tell about your new bicycle, kiddo?
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
    kid, this cost 700 dollars. It has 37 gears.


    You sound poor. And bad at math.
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Its a saracen arachnid which has 37 gears making it over twice as good as your standard 18 gear bike. Going to ride on the woods and intimidate some dog walking motherfuckas. Praise the lord.

    Sounds like a pretty nice bike for such a malcontent fucktard as yourself. My advice is to sell it on Craigslist.*

    *(trying to get my own blog entry)
  • Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
    kid, this cost 700 dollars. It has 37 gears.


    You sound poor. And bad at math.

    For the last time, it has 37 gears and it says sram on them which probably denotes something impressive
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
    kid, this cost 700 dollars. It has 37 gears.


    You sound poor. And bad at math.

    For the last time, it has 37 gears and it says sram on them which probably denotes something impressive


    Whatever you say man. If you really belive that it is possible to have any
    number of gears on a bicycle, then I'll just have to get on your level and wrap my head around that logic.

    Seeing as how two weeks ago I sold a client a $10,000 Colnago, and it only had 20 gears, I'm sure your steed is far superior. Did it come with streamers on the handlebars also, that would really bring out the color or your short-sighted eyes.


    Oh and BTW, Sram is about as "impressive" as a 1987 Ford Escort.



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