Lindsay Lohan recreates Marilyn Monroe (NSFW)

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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    In related news, have y'all heard that new Lenny Kravitz album of Jimi Hendrix covers? Hot schitt.

    plaese to show tracklistings?

    I briefly considered trying to come up with a fake track list, but in the end, I think I'll just let the joke stand as it is.

    1) Drifting Love
    2) Burning The Midnight Lamp(Ode To Zoe)
    3) The Power Of Soul (Love remix featuring ?uestLove)
    4) Hey Joenie
    5) Freedom feat. Common
    6) Astro Man feat. Kool Keith
    7) Belly Button Windows feat. Jada Pinkett
    8) 1983(A Merman To Be) 2008 remix featuring Flo-Rida
    9) Let Love Rule/Fire feat. M.I.A.
    10) Johnnie What's Goode
    11) Third Stones Throw from The Sons...Madlib remix
    13) Machine Gun/Ohio featuring Ernie Isley and Beyonce

    YES! #12 being the hidden Amy Winehouse collab where she screeches the feedback solo to the Star Spangled Banner.

    Bang

  • saggy titties, i'd still smash her though

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    hahaha!
    good stuff Batmon and GBH.

    oh, and saggy titties? whaa!
    i would take that "sag" over what i consider to be the real definition of sagging.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    saggy titties, i'd still smash her though


    make sure you bring yr jimmy hats. If the internets is to be believed, old girl is giving that stuff out to all those graffiti guys.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Also the whole tracklist is brilliant, but this one made me laugh in particular for some reason.


    10) Johnnie What's Goode


    Did Will.I.Am produce this? I really want to hear it.

  • catalistcatalist 1,373 Posts
    lohan =


    Imagine her at age 40? Nightmare on Elm Street revisited.

  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    In related news, have y'all heard that new Lenny Kravitz album of Jimi Hendrix covers? Hot schitt.

    plaese to show tracklistings?

    I briefly considered trying to come up with a fake track list, but in the end, I think I'll just let the joke stand as it is.

    1) Drifting Love
    2) Burning The Midnight Lamp(Ode To Zoe)
    3) The Power Of Soul (Love remix featuring ?uestLove)
    4) Hey Joenie
    5) Freedom feat. Common
    6) Astro Man feat. Kool Keith
    7) Belly Button Windows feat. Jada Pinkett
    8) 1983(A Merman To Be) 2008 remix featuring Flo-Rida
    9) Let Love Rule/Fire feat. M.I.A.
    10) Johnnie What's Goode
    11) Third Stones Throw from The Sons...Madlib remix
    13) Machine Gun/Ohio featuring Ernie Isley and Beyonce


    This list is genius. I wonder what Jimi's music would sound like if he was still alive...

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    she made a good redhead


  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    Morally bankrupt: Probably.

    Secy? Yes...




  • Morally bankrupt: Probably.

    Secy? Yes...


    where is that other leg and foot coming from?

  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    This is the Lindsay we all know and love.

  • pasty white skin covered in freckles...no thanks...

    still I'd in the dark

  • wait, did anyone else see that? the ad banners at the top switch to some asian mail order bride thing when i clicked on this thread. google is getting pretty good with their marketing robots.

  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
    dudes, she's the girl next door, not the super model from another planet. That's why freckles and ho-hum titties work on her. I will agree these pics try to glamorize her too much and she looks a bit out of her element. That being said, let me now re-endorse the sexy coke knife series:



  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    saggy titties, i'd still smash her though

    Do you have a girlfriend? Ever seen real breasts in real life?

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    In related news, have y'all heard that new Lenny Kravitz album of Jimi Hendrix covers? Hot schitt.

    plaese to show tracklistings?

    I briefly considered trying to come up with a fake track list, but in the end, I think I'll just let the joke stand as it is.

    1) Drifting Love
    2) Burning The Midnight Lamp(Ode To Zoe)
    3) The Power Of Soul (Love remix featuring ?uestLove)
    4) Hey Joenie
    5) Freedom feat. Common
    6) Astro Man feat. Kool Keith
    7) Belly Button Windows feat. Jada Pinkett
    8) 1983(A Merman To Be) 2008 remix featuring Flo-Rida
    9) Let Love Rule/Fire feat. M.I.A.
    10) Johnnie What's Goode
    11) Third Stones Throw from The Sons...Madlib remix
    13) Machine Gun/Ohio featuring Ernie Isley and Beyonce

    Brilliant.

    Spread this along with some 'leaked' cover shots on the interwebs...

    hilarity guaranteed

    I found the leaked cover. For real.















































  • she could have been a beautiful woman if she wasnt lindsay lohan

  • oh man i heard that she was at wwf last week or something and i thought nothing would be more awesome for her career than wrassling. unfortunately, she was just there as a celebrity spectator.


  • hobo_dhobo_d 331 Posts
    due to all the freckles

    i have to ask

    is she a ginger kid?

  • some dude had some boredoms records up i was eyeing, then i browsed his other sales. he had one of these mags up for sale. so i searched completed and saw this nonsense:


    http://cgi.ebay.com/LINDSAY-LOHAN-new-yo...1QQcmdZViewItem
    http://cgi.ebay.com/LINDSAY-LOHAN-NEW-YO...1QQcmdZViewItem


  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts


    Marilyn Monroe had some meat on her bones. It's a shame that people today don't know how sexy that is. Still, if she's female and naked I'm interested.

    That Lenny Kravitz thing is great, and so probable.

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts

    She looks fuck*n hot in this one in any case ....I waas just wondering, since she followed i Marilyn's footsteps with these pics is she noe gonna follow in her foosteps and kill herself or some schit?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    Pick your flavor
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