but seriously, like when I'm doing a long sweet soul set, some bozo always walks up and asks for some Otis Redding deep southern fried "jam". Open your ears ya idiot
BTW so what did you play for the attractive lady? Swollen Members or Mac Dre?
I HIT HER WITH SOME DJ SHADOW "3 FREAKS". BACHPACH + BHAY RHAPP= PROBLEM SOLVED.
Seriously though, I played California Livin' and she was all .
didnt you know, the only mac dreezey that matters to those thizzlamistan kiddies is thizzle dance, and maybe boss tycoonin (which really does slap hard). you shoulda played dredio and then gone into some electro freestyle.
didnt you know, the only mac dreezey that matters to those thizzlamistan kiddies is thizzle dance, and maybe boss tycoonin (which really does slap hard). you shoulda played dredio and then gone into some electro freestyle.
see-you-tee-tee-aych-oh-aye-tee.
really ???
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
The all-time fave bizarro request I received was at a bar I spun at years and years ago. I can't remember exactly what I was playing at the time, but it was during the late eighties, so it was probably some current rap hit of the day like "Set It Off", "Mighty Hard Rocker" or "It Takes Two". Anyway, the following exchange took place between me and this girl;
Girl: "Can you play Whitesnake?" Me: "Er, no, sorry - I haven't got any Whitesnake records with me" Girl: "What about Meatloaf? Have you got any Meatloaf? You must have some Meatloaf?" Me: "No, I'm afraid I don't have any Meatloaf either - it's not really the kind of thing I play down here" Girl (with a look of disbelief): "And you call yourself a DJ!??"
Girl: "Can you play Whitesnake?" Me: "Er, no, sorry - I haven't got any Whitesnake records with me" Girl: "What about Meatloaf? Have you got any Meatloaf? You must have some Meatloaf?" Me: "No, I'm afraid I don't have any Meatloaf either - it's not really the kind of thing I play down here" Girl (with a look of disbelief): "And you call yourself a DJ!??"
Oh, jeez. Don't get me started. I think all of us can quote this exact exchange from all of our DJ careers with different bands in place of Whitesnake and Meat Loaf.
Girl: "Can you play Whitesnake?" Me: "Er, no, sorry - I haven't got any Whitesnake records with me" Girl: "What about Meatloaf? Have you got any Meatloaf? You must have some Meatloaf?" Me: "No, I'm afraid I don't have any Meatloaf either - it's not really the kind of thing I play down here" Girl (with a look of disbelief): "And you call yourself a DJ!??"
Oh, jeez. Don't get me started. I think all of us can quote this exact exchange from all of our DJ careers with different bands in place of Whitesnake and Meat Loaf.
My favorite exchange begins like this:
"This music sucks! Play something else!"
Of course, Becky has no idea what she would like to hear, but elects to stand and stare at me for what seems like an eternity.
Some girl asked if I would play some Biggy? Which was not that big of a deal, except for the fact that some Biggy was playing at the time of the asking.
Oh, someone asked for Toto. When I said no on the request. She went to her car and brought me the cd for her to play. When I said no I don't have a cd player. She went and got one... I was so impressed at her need for Toto that, I hooked it all up and let her rock her joints.
Some girl asked if I would play some Biggy? Which was not that big of a deal, except for the fact that some Biggy was playing at the time of the asking.
Oh, someone asked for Toto. When I said no on the request. She went to her car and brought me the cd for her to play. When I said no I don't have a cd player. She went and got one... I was so impressed at her need for Toto that, I hooked it all up and let her rock her joints.
I hope you made her realize how dope Poor Georgie is. Toto fans sleep. Rosanna does have nice drums though.
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THANKS SANTA CRUZ.
Isn't that by Seal?
but seriously, like when I'm doing a long sweet soul set, some bozo always walks up and asks for some Otis Redding deep southern fried "jam". Open your ears ya idiot
It's the "either" that's f---ing me up right now.
BTW so what did you play for the attractive lady? Swollen Members or Mac Dre?
All old music is the same to these kids. It probably wouldn't have seemed such a big stretch for him.
I HIT HER WITH SOME DJ SHADOW "3 FREAKS". BACHPACH + BHAY RHAPP= PROBLEM SOLVED.
Seriously though, I played California Livin' and she was all
OLD SCHOOL FUNKY DISCO FIRE LOOPS
didnt you know, the only mac dreezey that matters to those thizzlamistan kiddies is thizzle dance, and maybe boss tycoonin (which really does slap hard). you shoulda played dredio and then gone into some electro freestyle.
see-you-tee-tee-aych-oh-aye-tee.
really ???
Girl: "Can you play Whitesnake?"
Me: "Er, no, sorry - I haven't got any Whitesnake records with me"
Girl: "What about Meatloaf? Have you got any Meatloaf? You must have some Meatloaf?"
Me: "No, I'm afraid I don't have any Meatloaf either - it's not really the kind of thing I play down here"
Girl (with a look of disbelief): "And you call yourself a DJ!??"
Oh, jeez. Don't get me started. I think all of us can quote this exact exchange from all of our DJ careers with different bands in place of Whitesnake and Meat Loaf.
My favorite exchange begins like this:
"This music sucks! Play something else!"
Of course, Becky has no idea what she would like to hear, but elects to stand and stare at me for what seems like an eternity.
Oh, someone asked for Toto.
only when Homer sings it.
I hope you made her realize how dope Poor Georgie is. Toto fans sleep.
Rosanna does have nice drums though.