What Would Your Mafia Nickname Be??

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
Today there was a big bust of Mafia members and these dudes always have the best nicknames.....some from today's bust....The GreaseballTommy SneakersThe ConductorMike The ElecticianBobby The JewFat RichieJoe RacketsJoe Marco PoloDead EyeJackie The NoseWhat would your Mafia nickname be?I'm afraid mine is already taken above. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0207081mob1.html
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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Black Marbles

  • - M**** the Human Resourcer
    - The White Black Frank White
    - Gaffler McTwo-hands
    - Frankie: My Name is Not
    - The Tecate Don
    - M**** Lauren

  • meatyogremeatyogre 2,080 Posts
    Terry the Biffer
    Russell "the Elongated Hand"
    Sherry Bobbins
    Frankie "THE WEISS GUY" Weiss

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Enormous Penis

  • aleitaleit 1,915 Posts
    MONKEY NUGGETZ

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    John Hotti?




  • richie elbows
    or
    donny "mr digits" torrio
    or
    antonio the noodle
    or
    slugfoot silvio
    or
    joe "the belly-ache" merranza

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Jackie Robinpeople

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    My fave Mafia nickname of all time is "Joe Bag Of Doughnuts"

    And Johnny Paycheck is an awesome Mafia nickname.

  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts
    Rico Spare Tire
    Joey the Cheap
    Vinny Bass Slapz

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,892 Posts
    Jimmy two-Saabs.

  • Needles.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Jimmy two-Saabs.

    One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

  • Jimmy two-Saabs.

    One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

    its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

    "i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

  • Antonio Rico the Cuban Domenican Cigar Smoker

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Jimmy two-Saabs.

    One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

    its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

    "i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

    There ya go.....great shit

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Jimmy two-Saabs.

    One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

    its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

    "i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

    I'm thinking Justin "Two Eyes"

    or "Proportionally-Sized" Justin.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Bobby Cakes

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Oh yeah, when I was a small boy my Uncle Pete, who was very much an Italian mafia type, used to call me:

    Mush Mouth

  • Bobby Cakes

    don't you mean Johnny Cakes?


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Bobby Cakes

    don't you mean Johnny Cakes?



  • haha, speaking of Goodfellas...last time i went to lombardi's in little italy, i was with a couple other people and they sat us on the old side so you have to walk through the kitchen. i was behind everyone so it was like i was watching all of us get escorted to the reserved side of the house hahahaha. so sureal.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Bobby Cakes

    don't you mean Johnny Cakes?


    That's where it came from. Not too long ago I got on a kick of making pancakes all the time. I started asking my wife and daughter if they wanted some "Johnny Cakes"? It quickly evolved into "you want some Bobby Cakes?" Now, it's beginning to turn into a real world nickname for me.

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,085 Posts
    Grizzle Shortstack...I'm 5'2" and don't like to shave because I don't have the greatest skin on my neck

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Jimmy two-Saabs.

    One of my favorite scenes from Goodfellas is when they walk around the bar introducing some of the characters and they pan to Tony Two-Times and he says "How ya doin', How ya doin"....classic.

    its jimmy two times. also my boys dj name....

    "i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

    That SNL skit with Alec Baldwin was classic.

    "This here is Johnny Eleven Times."

    "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers, get the papers, get the papers get the papers...."

  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    Paco Dominicano - it just sounds smooth.

  • Tight pants

  • Danny Belly

  • Jimmy two-Saabs.

    I hecked up a load of phlegm to that one! Might change my ebay ID to some of these

  • Oh yeah, when I was a small boy my Uncle Pete, who was very much an Italian mafia type, used to call me:

    Mush Mouth

    Pete "the what...?" Pete the ?
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