Post Your Favorite SS Catch Phrases / One Liners

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  • I'll ride for _______.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts

    private mindgarden

    I've dropped this in the real world and it gets a great response. I've tried to tell folks I didn't make it up, but you get about "See there's this message board, and all these record nerds hang out on it, and one time, this dude..." far before realizing it's best just to keep the explanation to yourself.


    Cosine. I use it translated in my original language, it is called "Privater Kopfgarten" *

    *mind is substituted by "head", thus "kopf" which means "head". Makes more sense in German. thanks for that one and the graemlin, jp!

  • "you're one hit away from being the next Shadow wannabee"

    my retort to supertoaster

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    do you party? brian eno..do you even party


    these one liners, the threads they ekly come out of and the rapid response and steady stapling of the term are whatmakes SS so damn hilarious on a retortical basis

  • do you even party?



    when this was matched up with the pic of a shithammered Tara Reid, it bordered on genius

  • pjl2000xlpjl2000xl 1,795 Posts
    you get no butt dawg



  • Private mindgarden is a great one, not a good look works so well, and waaambulance is gold. Why must I cry get's used a lot as does weaksauce. I think I remember someone talking of avatars and saying "I'm a pair of 1000 pound siamese twins on a motorcycle..." or something like that.

    The 200 crates thread was full of gold too.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    not a good look works so well, and waaambulance is gold. Why must I cry get's used a lot as does weaksauce.

    I don't think any of those are soulstrut-specific.

  • plaese to help with mp3 brake raer

    chillin with my hommies

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Mine has got to be:

    "Rawkus Deadstock Gold"


    Better copyright that one quick, RAJ..or you might see it on a nu-disco 12" soon!

    Exhibit A:

    http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/show...e=0#Post1005890

  • Shut it mouth (Puto Bong Bong)

    Bean dip? Offa Stark? (James)

    and I'm pretty sure that 's line was "You gets[/b] no butt dawg"



  • Bean dip? Offa Stark? (James)


    In close contention

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    as seen in the momtrouser thread...

    nagl tornado

    Tornagl?

    Zing!

    And another SS term is born.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    do you even party?



    when this was matched up with the pic of a shithammered Tara Reid, it bordered on genius

    Absolutely. I heartily endorse making that an official graemlin.

    Also, when faux_rillz matched up that picture of RZA with the Lone Ranger mask on with the caption "Full-scale digital orchestra, son! Dododododo!" it cracked me the fuck up, and now, anytime I see or hear RZA, that's all I can think about.

    I know that "not a good look" is not a 'Strut exclusive, but I haven't seen the NAGL abbreviation anywhere else, and that is seeping into my everyday vocab (pronounced "NAG-ull").

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    (pronounced "N-A-G-ELL")



    "Rawkus Deadstock Gold"

    The creator of this phrase is one of my favorite SS characters evar.

    WillOne, although he may have become Artifactor at that point.

    His jacked-from-Goodwill-45's-price-czech jump off was one of the
    threads of the year, 2005 - and the Rawkus Deadstock Gold was his
    comeback post like a year later. Classic material.




    He's still around, mostly in lurk mode

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    do you even party?



    when this was matched up with the pic of a shithammered Tara Reid, it bordered on genius

    Absolutely. I heartily endorse making that an official graemlin.

    Also, when faux_rillz matched up that picture of RZA with the Lone Ranger mask on with the caption "Full-scale digital orchestra, son! Dododododo!" it cracked me the fuck up, and now, anytime I see or hear RZA, that's all I can think about.

    Thanks--although I must point out that it's "owchestwa".


    I witnessed da toy-chewed bwutal muwda of my fadda
    So my bwain became stained with the hawaw



  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    This exchanged tickled my funny bone:

    Rockadelic, clarifying YoungPhonic's bust on yuchi:
    It was a crack about dude's mother and sister and giant phallic symbols[/b] more than Asian racism.



    JLR, responding to Rockadelic:
    Rock, don't come here talking like Walt Whitman, those were giant wood dicks, not "symbols"

    Funniest shit I've read in a long ass time.

  • Shut it mouth (Puto Bong Bong)


  • kalakala 3,362 Posts

    "weird records that suck"

    & "HKKKUNT!!!!"



    "He went down weal hawd, cuz I hit him in his equilibrium"


    the one that still makes me laugh and I can't remember who wrote it....

    "Swingin' on galt's nut sac"

    i flash a visual of a generic stutter in cargo pants, new balence,mao cap,daptones shirt, perilously hanging from one of galt's publix heirs gripping old man low slung testicles - in a jack davis type cartoon mad magazine circa 72 type fashion.

  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    I think SS was the first place I heard "eat a bag of dicks"...
    and I will be forever grateful.

  • i will work you son.
    my son collect funk 45.
    don't start shit won't be none.
    hello sonathan.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "eat a bag of dicks"...

    I CALL OG ON THIS

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    "eat a bag of dicks"...

    I CALL OG ON THIS

    hardly. that shit been around forever.

    crink tried to call OG too if I recall.


  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    'tell your friend i thought he was great in the Goonies.'

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    do you party?



  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "eat a bag of dicks"...

    I CALL OG ON THIS

    hardly. that shit been around forever.


    Well, I know I said it for years before I was around
    here, and remember that after I said it to someone here it
    started popping up but I will admit it could
    have been on here before I came along, so I'll retract
    my OG CALL if you insist.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    "eat a bag of dicks"...

    I CALL OG ON THIS

    hardly. that shit been around forever.

    crink tried to call OG too if I recall.


    Indeed... and I was laughed at.

    "Soulstrut has ruined our lives and now all we have is each other."

    ^^^ this really is mine though!^^^

    Some themack-isms I've yet to see in this thread that are worth including:

    POKE IT OUT

    &

    HEAVY SHIT TAKES LONGER


  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    the wit & wisdom of

    truly timeless


  • i want a tshirt that says

    I LINE UP IN THE PUCCINI



  • HEAVY SHIT TAKES LONGER


    When our show is moving past our deadline, and my boss asks why the show is late, I've taken to responding with this.
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