Photobucket hates my boobies
nzshadow
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So my job includes posting soft-porn pictures on a website whilst masquerading as a lesbian.Looking for soft-porn is hard: most of the stuff i find is hardcore,soft is hard, real hard. Then i gotta download it, resize it and upload it to the site.Photobucket was great for this as they have the bulk uploader and they supply all the image codes in one, so it cut out a lot of work.So the other day i am doing site maintenance and all the photos with boobies in them have been bumped from photobucket.Apparently they are in breach of their strict conditions. Fair enough, boobies still manage to offend some people, no worries, ill go back to image shack,.but then i see a bunch of porno pics on photobucket... so photobucket doesnt hate all boobies, just mine.fuck you photobucket.
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What is your job?
If I owned photobucket I'd let you flash your woman parts whenever and wherever you want
is that your wish or reality?
Isn't there a forum out there for jaded and disgruntled internet porn workers masquerading as lesbians, that you could find solace on. There must be quite a few out there, as there are no women on the internet.
funny ish really.
Basically the site is divided into channels, and one of the channels is softcore, the lesbian who was meant to run it is now busy shooting movies, so as the head of the site i have had to take control of her channel.
She is now gone and i am now an internet lesbian.
my wife thinks its hilarious.
You should bring 'her' over to theStrut one day.
Isn't imagefap full of softcore?
Is it profitable to run such a site? I was always thinking about making some kind of xxx website myself because there will always be demand for porn.
If your sole goal is to cash cheques based on CPMs then forget it dude.
There is just so much out there. Unless you have original content and can corner a market then you are pissing in the wind.
Like i said before, my site is split into channels, one of the channels is softcore, this is due to the fact that we can seed the softcore as external links and get great clickthroughs that we then leverage the rest of the channels off.
its all about original content.
Just look at funnyordie.com they are one of the only sites that can survive without porn, even veoh, daily motion and vid max have porn hidden in the backend, that accounts for theiir great stats.
the easiest way (and the norm) is to hide the porn so it is in a 'user generated' or 'my vidmax/veoh/whatever' section, and make it non accesable from the homepage.
then you can deny all knowledge and yet cassh in on the clicks.
cheeky monkeys.