holy sch!tt!!
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so. i am awaken this morning by my doorbell, and it's a reporter from the NY Post. she asks, "have you seen the cover of the post today?" and holds this up to my door's peephole:http://www.nypost.com/seven/10122007/news/regionalnews/welcome_to_times_bare.htmthis kid lives upstairs. and i see him every day. dude is normally tweekin, but this is some other shit.
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I hope you invited her in to discuss nakedness and whatnot.
But how did they know he was a hipster without the telltale white belt and ironic bandana accesorizing? Do hipsters have a special way of being naked? The mind reels.
its because they smell like douche.
Sorry about your lame neighbor though, T**, hopefully he doesn't start to bring his "work" home with him.
You're right. We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Way to assert your stern-faced maturity and claim the moral high ground.
Totally, thanks.
your neighbor is pasty
Is this considered strange for a college student? I thought it was the norm.
I can't imagine what I would say to this guy the next time I saw him if he lived next door to me and this happened. I can pretty much guarantee it would start with "duuuuuude, what the fuck?" though. Then again my neighbor is in his 70's, so if this happened it would get chalked up to old age and not some foray into hipsterdom. Neighbor's name is Dick too, imagine those headlines?
The nerds were raised that way. They can't help it. Paying $100 to have your hair cut to look like your 4 year old sister did it is a choice. A foolish one in my opinion.
I wish someone would cover this song today: