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Witty Slogans.

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited September 2007 in Strut Central
Today I saw a mobile clock repair shop with a sign that said:If your clock don't tic...Toc to us!I thought that was pretty fresh and cute. Churches always have some witty sayings too, but I just found out that there are books that churches can buy. God doesn't like cheaters.Anyways, I can only seem to remember a couple:7 days without God makes one weak.Our church is prayer conditioned.Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!What have you guys seen?

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  • bobbydeebobbydee 849 Posts
    Think youre ugly? Jesus thinks youre TO DIE FOR.

    Jesus died for MYSPACE in heaven.

    ... both of these were t-shirts on a fat baptist exchange student from Missouri thats been living with us
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    I was always partial to the restaraunt in Harlem called No Pork On My Fork.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    There was an asian place in Boston whose slogan was, "Eat at Jae's, Live Forever."

    Then, there was a BBQ place that opened up nextdoor, that put there motto above their door:

    "Eat At Jake's, Die Happy."
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts


    right here in downtown LA. the "I" came down only a few months before the restaraunt closed down. not a slogan - but genius.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts


    right here in downtown LA. the "I" came down only a few months before the restaraunt closed down. not a slogan - but genius.

    I'll have the burger, hold the sh t.
  • meatyogremeatyogre 2,080 Posts
    Today I saw a mobile clock repair shop with a sign that said:

    If your clock don't tic...Toc to us!

    I thought that was pretty fresh and cute. Churches always have some witty sayings too, but I just found out that there are books that churches can buy. God doesn't like cheaters.

    Anyways, I can only seem to remember a couple:

    7 days without God makes one weak.

    Our church is prayer conditioned.

    Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

    What have you guys seen?

    great post Hermillo.

    I once saw a tanning place called "WE BE TANNIN"
  • JroamJroam 257 Posts
    I was always partial to the restaraunt in Harlem called No Pork On My Fork.
    ate there yesterday, i'm on 112th
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "JEsus, make me half the man my dog thinks i am"
    not witty, per se, more weird.

    philly classic: "we put the Cunt in Country" (for Carman's Country Kitchen)
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts

    I once saw a tanning place called "WE BE TANNIN"

    Ha ha! One of the car wash spots in town had their sign say:

    SOAP IT UP, WET IT, RUB IT DOWN...OH NOOOOOOOO![/b]

    I'm still pissed at myself for not walking in there and shaking the hand of the person responsible for that one.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

    not a slogan, but i always laughed at this local business name

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    I was in a dog wash last week and they were playing "Wipe Me Down". I told the cashier I thought that was pretty cool.
  • DJRELAXDJRELAX 452 Posts
    Honeybears BBQ- "You dont need no teef to eat our meat"

    I drove by a church the other day and saw- "Contraception causes global warming"
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken: "If the colonel had our recipe, he'd be a general"
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    From The Simpsons, outside the church: 'There's something about the virgin mary'

    Always liked that one.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I was in RVA eating lunch with friends at the Mexico restaurant, and I just had to take a snap of this:

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

    I didn't know watching They Live could be anything other than a fantastic look.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i have my laptop on my laptop while watching They Live. NAGL

    I didn't know watching They Live could be anything other than a fantastic look.

    oh i just meant i got distracted by the internet when i was trying to watch a movie.



    "i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass."
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    There's a drycleaner by the castro that's simply called "GAY CLEANERS"


    And this one goes to Sabadabba

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    There's a drycleaner by the castro that's simply called "GAY CLEANERS"


    And this one goes to Sabadabba



    *sigh* I remember my first time....
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