When HJ watches this show I have to put on headphones and listen to something else or I'll go insanse. I'm sure she's tired of me saying "how can you watch this shit?!?!"
spencer is probably the worst person on the face of the planet, but he is the whole reason why i watch the show... i am fascinated with the fact that he takes himself seriously... "YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE TOOL IN L.A.!"
i am so happy this bullshit is back on... the scenes from the upcoming season looked awesome
i never said it was good lol... i understand that it is horrible, but i love it... it's just a soap opera, i equate it to professional wrestling
thing is... IT'S REAL. no, the scenes you see are not spontaneous slices of life. but heidi and spencer really date and are engaged. it really pisses of LC. and so on... they're basically performing melodramatic re-enactments of parts of their lives for MTV cameras. in my mind, it makes the whole affair that much more disturbing.
that said...
it's the worst shit i've ever seen.
and i'm proud to say i will try not to watch another episode of this garbage, even though i know a few of the kids on teh show.
lastly, the most important part, WHO'S MOST BLAPPABLE?
i think LC and whitney are the prettiest even though they have zero sex appeal. they're still better than skeleton face and big-toothed no-lip.
aren't they basically interchangeable? skinny blonde chicks who talk phony? shit just close your eyes and do eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
the only ones that set themselves apart in this tragic mess are the bunettes. the brunette friend who once had a Jewish nose and now has a horrible beak would have been my pick (pre-botched-surgery that is).
I caught some episodes of last season when they re-ran them yesterday. It might have been the finale. There was this eisode where Heidi tells her co-worker (who is probably mid 30s or so) that she is going to cook dinner for Spencer. This 30 something woman says (I got this from a google search):
Elodie: Do you even have all the equipment to cook? What???s it called? Heidi Montag: Dinner? Elodie: No. Heidi Montag: Pasta? Elodie: No. The equipment to cook, like, pots, pans. Heidi Montag: Oh, I have to go get all that.
Was she nervous because she was on camera or is she just dumb? How do dumb people get jobs like that in LA?
It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times.
What about Newport Beach? I saw the sneak preview last night. All of this kids have interesting names. Is that a rich person thing?
but dudes, what was up with Audrina's man? hilarious!
you mean JUSTIN BOBBY?... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
me and my wife were rolling... "his name is justin, but he wants his name to be bobby, so everybody calls him justin bobby"... that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard
the look on audrina's face at all times is also hilarious... she looks like she has no clue what is going on in any situation, like she runs into walls and shit
Whitney is actually the realest of the crew- graduated from USC, actually has a paying job, uses her brain occasionally
whitney is the shit... what was up with the one episode last season when she was randomly on some kind of softball team?... there has been no mention before or since of her softball career... i was really hoping that since she graduated last season, there was going to be a whitney spin off where questions like the softball issue would be answered, but no luck... it would probably be really boring anyway, since she is kind of just a regular person
It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times
oh, it's very staged... i think they get highlights where they can, like when they go out or whatever, and then make them sit down and rehash all the drama from that week or few days... but that's just my guess
i was really hoping that since she graduated last season, there was going to be a whitney spin off where questions like the softball issue would be answered, but no luck... it would probably be really boring anyway
well....it sure wouldn't be boring if the softball thing turned out to be one aspect of a salacious lesbian double-life!
It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times.
What about Newport Beach? I saw the sneak preview last night. All of this kids have interesting names. Is that a rich person thing?
its pretty much exactly that. the girls talk to producers tell them what they are gonna do that day...like maybe call somebody etc...and the producers make sure that they are there to catch it.
I think you might have the girls confused. That was Heidi, not Whitney.
Wow. This whole thing is terrible. Ryan saying "I'm bumping to the track." Ha ha, he said "I need maybe a version without the rap."
People call in and say they love the track, then Ryan says "what about the singing?" Then the girl doesn't like the singing. Why not just listen to the original song, instead of this remake.
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fake or not, its amazing.
i just watched both episodes and
the after show in complete glee.
spencer is probably the worst person on the face of the planet, but he is the whole reason why i watch the show... i am fascinated with the fact that he takes himself seriously... "YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE TOOL IN L.A.!"
i am so happy this bullshit is back on... the scenes from the upcoming season looked awesome
i never said it was good lol... i understand that it is horrible, but i love it... it's just a soap opera, i equate it to professional wrestling
Saying.
Chick on the right looks mannish.
thing is... IT'S REAL.
no, the scenes you see are not spontaneous slices of life.
but heidi and spencer really date and are engaged.
it really pisses of LC.
and so on...
they're basically performing melodramatic re-enactments of parts of their lives for MTV cameras.
in my mind, it makes the whole affair that much more disturbing.
that said...
and i'm proud to say i will try not to watch another episode of this garbage, even though i know a few of the kids on teh show.
lastly, the most important part,
WHO'S MOST BLAPPABLE?
i think LC and whitney are the prettiest even though they have zero sex appeal.
they're still better than skeleton face and big-toothed no-lip.
I admit. I both watch and enjoy it.
since there's exactly six people on this entire show, care to tell us who you're referring to?
aren't they basically interchangeable? skinny blonde chicks who talk phony? shit just close your eyes and do eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
the only ones that set themselves apart in this tragic mess are the bunettes. the brunette friend who once had a Jewish nose and now has a horrible beak would have been my pick (pre-botched-surgery that is).
everything is real
if you ask me
cause if it wasn't real
then what else would it be
Just some MTV bullshit I'm into. It's a chick from Laguna Beach and her faux journey into adulthood.
Whitney is actually the realest of the crew- graduated from USC, actually has a paying job, uses her brain occasionally.
but dudes, what was up with Audrina's man? hilarious! and did you see Heidi talk shit about the sex tape later in the season? OH SNAPPITY.
Was she nervous because she was on camera or is she just dumb? How do dumb people get jobs like that in LA?
It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times.
What about Newport Beach? I saw the sneak preview last night. All of this kids have interesting names. Is that a rich person thing?
you mean JUSTIN BOBBY?... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
me and my wife were rolling... "his name is justin, but he wants his name to be bobby, so everybody calls him justin bobby"... that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard
the look on audrina's face at all times is also hilarious... she looks like she has no clue what is going on in any situation, like she runs into walls and shit
whitney is the shit... what was up with the one episode last season when she was randomly on some kind of softball team?... there has been no mention before or since of her softball career... i was really hoping that since she graduated last season, there was going to be a whitney spin off where questions like the softball issue would be answered, but no luck... it would probably be really boring anyway, since she is kind of just a regular person
oh, it's very staged... i think they get highlights where they can, like when they go out or whatever, and then make them sit down and rehash all the drama from that week or few days... but that's just my guess
well....it sure wouldn't be boring if the softball thing turned out to be one aspect of a salacious lesbian double-life!
i went to HS with spencer brody and whitney. not close with them but acquainted through siblings and other friends.
its pretty much exactly that. the girls talk to producers tell them what they are gonna do that day...like maybe call somebody etc...and the producers make sure that they are there to catch it.
spencer is laughed at everywhere he goes.
but yeah, whitney would definitely catch a case.
http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1...h_Ryan_Seacrest
with ma boy pratt coming with the slick rhymes
I think you might have the girls confused. That was Heidi, not Whitney.
Wow. This whole thing is terrible. Ryan saying "I'm bumping to the track." Ha ha, he said "I need maybe a version without the rap."
People call in and say they love the track, then Ryan says "what about the singing?" Then the girl doesn't like the singing. Why not just listen to the original song, instead of this remake.
oh man, this whole audio clip is
Whitney:
y'all really find these girls attractive? ol girl at my local starbucks is finer than either one.