The Hills are BACK!

djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
It's on, batches....DISCUSS
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  • Gotdamnit...Nuff said, next!!!

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts



  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    What the hell is this shit Anna? I watched a little of it on the plane back from SF tonight and I was way too confused.

  • macacamacaca 278 Posts
    fuck you all.
    fake or not, its amazing.
    i just watched both episodes and
    the after show in complete glee.

  • edulusedulus 421 Posts
    sup with heidi and jenn bunny (real or porno name?) conspiring????!?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    whattup with crazy blonde bitches? why they act like that? knowledge me.

  • When HJ watches this show I have to put on headphones and listen to something else or I'll go insanse. I'm sure she's tired of me saying "how can you watch this shit?!?!"

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    whitney is way underrated

    spencer is probably the worst person on the face of the planet, but he is the whole reason why i watch the show... i am fascinated with the fact that he takes himself seriously... "YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE TOOL IN L.A.!"

    i am so happy this bullshit is back on... the scenes from the upcoming season looked awesome

  • rocco2nrrocco2nr 530 Posts
    i can't believe there are men who admit to watching and enjoying this show, it's the worst shit i've ever seen.

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    i can't believe there are men who admit to watching and enjoying this show, it's the worst shit i've ever seen.

    i never said it was good lol... i understand that it is horrible, but i love it... it's just a soap opera, i equate it to professional wrestling

  • KaushikKaushik 320 Posts
    Who the hell are these women? What show is this??

  • i can't believe there are men who admit to watching and enjoying this show

    Saying.

    Chick on the right looks mannish.

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts


    i never said it was good lol... i understand that it is horrible, but i love it... it's just a soap opera, i equate it to professional wrestling

    thing is... IT'S REAL.
    no, the scenes you see are not spontaneous slices of life.
    but heidi and spencer really date and are engaged.
    it really pisses of LC.
    and so on...
    they're basically performing melodramatic re-enactments of parts of their lives for MTV cameras.
    in my mind, it makes the whole affair that much more disturbing.

    that said...
    it's the worst shit i've ever seen.

    and i'm proud to say i will try not to watch another episode of this garbage, even though i know a few of the kids on teh show.

    lastly, the most important part,
    WHO'S MOST BLAPPABLE?

    i think LC and whitney are the prettiest even though they have zero sex appeal.
    they're still better than skeleton face and big-toothed no-lip.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    i can't believe there are men who admit to watching and enjoying this show, it's the worst shit i've ever seen.

    I admit. I both watch and enjoy it.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    even though i know a few of the kids on teh show.

    since there's exactly six people on this entire show, care to tell us who you're referring to?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    WHO'S MOST BLAPPABLE?

    aren't they basically interchangeable? skinny blonde chicks who talk phony? shit just close your eyes and do eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

    the only ones that set themselves apart in this tragic mess are the bunettes. the brunette friend who once had a Jewish nose and now has a horrible beak would have been my pick (pre-botched-surgery that is).



  • thing is... IT'S REAL.


    everything is real
    if you ask me
    cause if it wasn't real
    then what else would it be

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    What the hell is this shit Anna? I watched a little of it on the plane back from SF tonight and I was way too confused.

    Just some MTV bullshit I'm into. It's a chick from Laguna Beach and her faux journey into adulthood.

    Whitney is actually the realest of the crew- graduated from USC, actually has a paying job, uses her brain occasionally.

    but dudes, what was up with Audrina's man? hilarious! and did you see Heidi talk shit about the sex tape later in the season? OH SNAPPITY.

  • I caught some episodes of last season when they re-ran them yesterday. It might have been the finale. There was this eisode where Heidi tells her co-worker (who is probably mid 30s or so) that she is going to cook dinner for Spencer. This 30 something woman says (I got this from a google search):

    Elodie: Do you even have all the equipment to cook? What???s it called?
    Heidi Montag: Dinner?
    Elodie: No.
    Heidi Montag: Pasta?
    Elodie: No. The equipment to cook, like, pots, pans.
    Heidi Montag: Oh, I have to go get all that.

    Was she nervous because she was on camera or is she just dumb? How do dumb people get jobs like that in LA?

    It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times.

    What about Newport Beach? I saw the sneak preview last night. All of this kids have interesting names. Is that a rich person thing?

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    but dudes, what was up with Audrina's man? hilarious!

    you mean JUSTIN BOBBY?... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    me and my wife were rolling... "his name is justin, but he wants his name to be bobby, so everybody calls him justin bobby"... that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard

    the look on audrina's face at all times is also hilarious... she looks like she has no clue what is going on in any situation, like she runs into walls and shit


    Whitney is actually the realest of the crew- graduated from USC, actually has a paying job, uses her brain occasionally

    whitney is the shit... what was up with the one episode last season when she was randomly on some kind of softball team?... there has been no mention before or since of her softball career... i was really hoping that since she graduated last season, there was going to be a whitney spin off where questions like the softball issue would be answered, but no luck... it would probably be really boring anyway, since she is kind of just a regular person

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times

    oh, it's very staged... i think they get highlights where they can, like when they go out or whatever, and then make them sit down and rehash all the drama from that week or few days... but that's just my guess

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    i was really hoping that since she graduated last season, there was going to be a whitney spin off where questions like the softball issue would be answered, but no luck... it would probably be really boring anyway


    well....it sure wouldn't be boring if the softball thing turned out to be one aspect of a salacious lesbian double-life!

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    i like how you think

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    even though i know a few of the kids on teh show.

    since there's exactly six people on this entire show, care to tell us who you're referring to?

    i went to HS with spencer brody and whitney. not close with them but acquainted through siblings and other friends.

  • edulusedulus 421 Posts
    hook up that whitney connect...

    It's clear that the show is staged. They have perfect camera angles for everything. I remember an episode of Laguna Beach where one of the guys is taking out the trash and his buddy drives up and they have a brief 2 minute conversation. It was so staged. I bet the producers ask them what they are going to do that day, ask about certain issues and info, and then they map out all the shots and tell the kids to do certain things at certain times.

    What about Newport Beach? I saw the sneak preview last night. All of this kids have interesting names. Is that a rich person thing?

    its pretty much exactly that. the girls talk to producers tell them what they are gonna do that day...like maybe call somebody etc...and the producers make sure that they are there to catch it.

  • macacamacaca 278 Posts
    i went to HS with spencer brody and whitney. not close with them but acquainted through siblings and other friends.

    spencer is laughed at everywhere he goes.
    but yeah, whitney would definitely catch a case.

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    for all you whitney fans...

    http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1...h_Ryan_Seacrest


    with ma boy pratt coming with the slick rhymes

  • for all you whitney fans...

    http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1...h_Ryan_Seacrest


    with ma boy pratt coming with the slick rhymes

    I think you might have the girls confused. That was Heidi, not Whitney.



    Wow. This whole thing is terrible. Ryan saying "I'm bumping to the track." Ha ha, he said "I need maybe a version without the rap."

    People call in and say they love the track, then Ryan says "what about the singing?" Then the girl doesn't like the singing. Why not just listen to the original song, instead of this remake.

    oh man, this whole audio clip is

  • Heidi:

    Whitney:

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Heidi:

    Whitney:

    y'all really find these girls attractive? ol girl at my local starbucks is finer than either one.
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