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People With Weird Names

Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
edited February 2016 in Off Topic (NRR)
There was a post earlier about family members with weird names. I want to expand on this topic a little bit by mentioning names of friends and people you generally know. Here's a brief list of some people I knew growing up:Shitty-Muh (pronounced Moo)SnifflesPonzelleSensationEcstasy (this was way before the drug came out)PrettyDookie ReemMidget MoleyBearThat's just off the dome piece. Please add on.
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  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Dookie Reem[/b]


    Proctologist???
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    Dookie Reem[/b]


    Proctologist???
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    there was a kid nicknamed "Poo Poo" in school cause he had a speech impedement that made him mispronounce "purple".

    also, some kid on my block was nicknamed "Boner" like the kid from Growing Pains. (someone else feel free to google that)
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    These are the people in my neighborhood.

    Black Juice
    Little Man
    Gussie May
    Money -(pronounced Money)
    Baby Pop
    Bologna Breath -(you do the math)
    Eggbert

    Im sure there's more, I'll have to think about it.
  • SooksSooks 714 Posts
    My bro has a job that involves people from the former Yugo states - best name he's seen? Bozo Spastic.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I went to camp w/ a dude named Supakid.
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Bozo Spastic.

    Thats one of the trillest real names I've ever heard
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    Linda Loser (supposed to be pronounced LOH-SER, but...)
    My girl had a patient named Bang Mei
  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts
    Greene Lumpkin was a kid i was in middle school with

    Exaltacion (filipino girl)

    patrick diaz (who the hell came up with THAT one?!?!)
  • OneSoulOneSoul 206 Posts
    We've got this Asian dude at my work: Ahm Black[/b], pronounced, well you get it...
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Some of my peeps...

    Large
    Uncle Mike
    Potatoes
    King
    Tommy Dreadlotti
    Disco
    A Todd Called Mallis
    Salami
    Mikey Jesus
    Fast (or Fisty)
    Vegas
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    Beave (that's me)
    Ans, Hank, or Skinpup
    Deece
    Beefhead
    Creeper or Beeper
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    These are the people in my neighborhood.

    Black Juice
    Little Man
    Gussie May
    Money -(pronounced Money)
    Baby Pop
    Bologna Breath -(you do the math)
    Eggbert

    Im sure there's more, I'll have to think about it.
    Oh, there's was a dude up the block named Batman (no joke!).
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    Are we talking nicknames or funny names..anyway here's some of my friends



    Strubbs (a short friend of ours - we once made a likeness of him out of pickles at a house party and the name has stuck ever since)



    Budgie - a nickname of mine. I used to live in the 3rd floor and being a single male didn't have much furniture, so I used to sit on a bar stool with my computer on a dresser. My freinds could see me threw the window from the street...on my perch as they called it. Led to a DJ name of mine - Prince Budgster.



    Chachi - a good friend who looks like Scott Baio

    and

    Potsy - an apt reply by Chachi



    Headquarters - and Irish freind of ours whom has an extremely large head



    Mud - given to him by his Mom. When asked why she called him that, she replied "You don't wash his underwear do you?"



    One Dread - never washes his hair and has...



    Caboose - I'm sure you guys can get this one



    My Ball - dude never made a pass in his life



    K.

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Here's more:
    Traun (his brother's name was Shaun)
    Passion
    Mu-Jiz
    Eckey
    Little (pronounced Lie-tell)
    Beekums (my brother's nickname)
  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    once met a dude named Timothy Shakespeare
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    My friends had names like Peter and Greg, which sound weird compared to all you alls friends names.

    When I lived in Oklahoma they called me Skinny Dip.

    Only other good name I remember from Oklahoma is my friend Superfly. I've tried to track him down, but no luck.

    Dan
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    my Geometry teacher freshman year of high school was Randy Dick.

    Dude got fired at the end of the year, but not before enduring some real abuse.
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    I had a music teacher named Stafford Horne and a Gym teacher Jim Sok.
    I think they didn't really have a choice of professions, what else could they possibly be?
  • BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
    my Geometry teacher freshman year of high school was Randy Dick.

    Dude got fired at the end of the year, but not before enduring some real abuse.


    At work we process claims files for folks who are dying. I found one for an African American woman born in the early 1900s. Her name was... wait for it...






























    DELICIOUS BUSH[/b]



    ????
    Any relation to George?

    We had her death certificate on the wall for a while, but that seemed slightly insensitive, so we took it down.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    My ex worked with a Chinese-Canadian guy names Johnson Long. No, really. He was super chill and had a good sense of humor.

    He eventually left the company, but he waited until his last day of work to reveal that his middle name is...

















    MILES[/b].


    Johnson Miles Long. WOW.
  • dj_netadj_neta 166 Posts


    DELICIOUS BUSH[/b]



    game over.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    More names:
    Bald Head Franky Frank (a chick), Kemberly (a dude), Poopy, Lump, Wig, Blue.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

    Eggbert

    this is what my mom calls me. do we know each other?
  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    there was a girl around my way named: Misty Slocum

    that is a porn name if I ever one.

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    there was a girl around my way named: Misty Slocum

    that is a porn name if I ever one.

  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    Delicious Bush b/w Johnson Miles Long

  • DCarfagnaDCarfagna 983 Posts
    Confirmed:

    -Twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced Or-Ron-Jell-Oh and Lee-Mon-Jell-Oh)
    -A girl named Lettuce (pronounced La Toose Ay)
    -A young man (in a KC detention center) whose given name was SIR MURDER.
  • DubiousDubious 1,865 Posts
    i had a costumer at this furniture store i used to work at:

    Gunn Slyk

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