HAHA! those are like little baby fisher price "my first battle raps"! how cuuuuuute!
lemme crack another and i'll be back in a minute to deal with you, mr. yuichi. i respect your heart, but i'm about to rip that shit out and eat it while it's still beating. (see yuichi, you gotta get vicious with that shit) sign up for my raps class and i'll give you a discount because you're the homie.
good lord some of you rappers need to put down the beer and start swiggin some whiskeyflavor for to get this shit cracken! dont make me 2way puto bong bong
good lord some of you rappers need to put down the beer and start swiggin some whiskeyflavor for to get this shit cracken! dont make me 2way puto bong bong
i hope you weren't talking about me, mang! those were just warm ups. i gotta few tricks up my sleeve for later. please to summon puto bong bong, though. this shit'll be fun when i stumble in at 2 (5 east coast time for my brethren out that way).
Tonight I got a PM from a Oaxacan chick in Cali telling me I'm the man of her dreams, a text msg from a Filipina chick in Chicago telling me she's seeing The Police reunion, and a long phone call from a Colombian chick in Seattle telling me to beware of Mexicans and Filipinas.
Meanwhile I'm still just a gabacho borracho in North Carolina watching CHILDREN OF MEN and drinking a $7 bottle of Yellow Tail Cabernet by my lonesome.
Oh snap. I just got a call from an Indian chick in town. She just asked me out for a "classy drink." I told her I'm wearing a t-shirt, is that classy enough. She said "as long as you're wearing pants, that's fine."
Oh snap. I just got a call from an Indian chick in town. She just asked me out for a "classy drink." I told her I'm wearing a t-shirt, is that classy enough. She said "as long as you're wearing pants, that's fine."
Dude it happens to the best of us. Well it happens to me anyway. Not only did I get stood up in L.A. two months ago, but check this shit out when young NC shorty dumped me for ANOTHER CHICK:
Mark -...I would like to get to know you further, I certainly enjoy spending time with you, but considering my recent behavior and my current level of emotional exhaustion, this should probably not be a romantic pursuit at the moment. I concede that I am a bit of a mess, apparently, and do not want to waste more of your time. And I feel you invested the past month while I tried to segment it out of my timeline altogether, and for that I'm sorry. I did think of you and it would be great to see you after having been away, but under the circumstances, it seems we should cancel tomorrow night.
Anyway now I'm off to meet my homegirl looking like a stewardess for a "classy drink"
i'm drinking a 24 oz of budweiser as per usual listening to led zeppelin and watching taped wimbledon matches on mute. also biding my time wondering how my bonehead roommate managed to not put enough postage on the rent check envelope and hoping the usps is charitable despite the 2 cent deficit and delivers it tomorrow so i don't have to pay a $25 fee on a check stop because the rent is lost in space.
i'm drinking a 24 oz of budweiser as per usual listening to led zeppelin and watching taped wimbledon matches on mute. also biding my time wondering how my bonehead roommate managed to not put enough postage on the rent check envelope and hoping the usps is charitable and delivers it tomorrow so i don't have to pay a $25 fee on a check stop because the rent is lost in space.
Tonight I got a PM from a Oaxacan chick in Cali telling me I'm the man of her dreams, a text msg from a Filipina chick in Chicago telling me she's seeing The Police reunion, and a long phone call from a Colombian chick in Seattle telling me to beware of Mexicans and Filipinas.
Meanwhile I'm still just a gabacho borracho in North Carolina watching CHILDREN OF MEN and drinking a $7 bottle of Yellow Tail Cabernet by my lonesome.
Oh snap. I just got a call from an Indian chick in town. She just asked me out for a "classy drink." I told her I'm wearing a t-shirt, is that classy enough. She said "as long as you're wearing pants, that's fine."
So long suckers!
uh do you refer to me as your "asian chick" friend who sends you drunk text messages about comedians she has crushes on? i hope not
HAHA! those are like little baby fisher price "my first battle raps"! how cuuuuuute!
lemme crack another and i'll be back in a minute to deal with you, mr. yuichi. i respect your heart, but i'm about to rip that shit out and eat it while it's still beating. (see yuichi, you gotta get vicious with that shit) sign up for my raps class and i'll give you a discount because you're the homie.
Cas,
I will straight destroy yo ass son. you might be bigger than me, but that don't mean jack. because you could try to rap, but in the end you're wack.
you can see that i ain't even rhyming. i'm just kicking these frees off the top You don't even have any records, stop lying!
I'm the West LA soldier, you just a Bay Area homo I kick vicious raps and you're just a hobo like you see on Haight and Ash.
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lemme crack another and i'll be back in a minute to deal with you, mr. yuichi. i respect your heart, but i'm about to rip that shit out and eat it while it's still beating. (see yuichi, you gotta get vicious with that shit) sign up for my raps class and i'll give you a discount because you're the homie.
I'M ON A ROLL LIKE MY BOSS SAID
THIS NEW CHICK LOST HER PHONE, I CRY
i hope you weren't talking about me, mang! those were just warm ups. i gotta few tricks up my sleeve for later. please to summon puto bong bong, though. this shit'll be fun when i stumble in at 2 (5 east coast time for my brethren out that way).
peace to all of you.
I may have to dig out my rhyme book.
Meanwhile I'm still just a gabacho borracho in North Carolina watching CHILDREN OF MEN and drinking a $7 bottle of Yellow Tail Cabernet by my lonesome.
Oh snap. I just got a call from an Indian chick in town. She just asked me out for a "classy drink." I told her I'm wearing a t-shirt, is that classy enough. She said "as long as you're wearing pants, that's fine."
So long suckers!
speaking of which, have you all heard about the jollibee scandal? my dude's been, um, busy...
du it
damn this chick better call me
YEAH BOOTCHES, what now Cas?
Yuichi got my back, y'all can kiss my crack
No one's ready for the dj anna rap attack!
i am drinking high life that my neighbor gave me.
girls standing me up = NAGL for life
fuk 'em!!!!!!
= boring
oh, but my liver will thank me later.
Plus, Im trying to hit up the farmers market early tomorrow morning.
Dude it happens to the best of us. Well it happens to me anyway. Not only did I get stood up in L.A. two months ago, but check this shit out when young NC shorty dumped me for ANOTHER CHICK:
Anyway now I'm off to meet my homegirl looking like a stewardess for a "classy drink"
fuk 'em
I got better prospects anyways, they wanna holleur they will
freals
like whoa
going out, having a good time
I'm audi folls
ultideal
the night is youngggg
laterz
yes!!!!!! Good times.
let's see what she says/what she says happened...
the plot thickenth
deal?
uh do you refer to me as your "asian chick" friend who sends you drunk text messages about comedians she has crushes on? i hope not
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Cas,
I will straight destroy yo ass son.
you might be bigger than me,
but that don't mean jack.
because you could try to rap, but in the end you're wack.
you can see that i ain't even rhyming.
i'm just kicking these frees off the top
You don't even have any records, stop lying!
I'm the West LA soldier, you just a Bay Area homo
I kick vicious raps and you're just a hobo like
you see on Haight and Ash.