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I'm the last person that should be calling ....

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  • merlemerle 39 Posts
    the scary part is most people post the pic
    in which they think they are most attractive.
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    Hernando, MISSISSIPPI

    I think that's her name, too.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I'm glad I read this before lunch:

    About me:
    I'm a classy girl. I like to have a good time whether you be a guy or a girl. I kiss on the first date and maybe even a little further if your looking sexy. I'm new to myspace, but I hope to meet someone real special soon. I get horny easily, so boys be ready. Mmmm.
    Who I'd like to meet:
    I want to meet a thick younger man. He has to be able to show me a good time out at the bar and know what he's doing when it comes to pleasing me later. I love a man in jogging shorts. Mmmmm. I want a man with big arms so we can cuddle all night long. Younger men. Mmmmm. Tell momma what you want.
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    Come on man.....I just ate and I see this.
  • merlemerle 39 Posts
    it must be a joke.
  • BeardedDBeardedD 770 Posts
    Dudes, that's not even a real person.
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    I want to meet a thick younger man.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    AAAYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIGHT?
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    That can't possibly be real. She looks like Geddy Lee and Duane Allman had a baby.
  • high_chigh_c 1,384 Posts
  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts

    Mmmmmmmm. I'll Mmmm pass.



    Mmmmm. -k
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I will fuck with some of his/her friends



    ... aaight, one of them/
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    I will fuck with some of his/her friends



    ... aaight, one of them/
    that's a life support system for gonheria right there. gahead cosmo, you'd be pissing barbedwire for a couple weeks.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Fuck it... all them hoes are nasty, cousin. Stripper bitches.
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    I will fuck with some of his/her friends



    ... aaight, one of them/

    Dude, that's a dude.... a hot dude, but still a dude.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I will fuck with some of his/her friends



    ... aaight, one of them/

    Dude, that's a dude.... a hot dude, but still a dude.

    What do you know, you live in Williamsburg...

    But yeah, If it is a dude then I retract my statement about fucking with him/her. I think it's just a stripper with big titties. However, my motto is "If there's any doubt, there is no doubt."

    Still, if true, that's a pretty good looking dude.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    I will fuck with some of his/her friends



    ... aaight, one of them/
    that's a life support system for gonheria right there. gahead cosmo, you'd be pissing barbedwire for a couple weeks.
    hey, that's why they make jim hats. i would mos definitely smack. strippers all day son!!
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