comedy ..brooklyn style
ishnock_baptiste
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true conversations overheard in NY Chick: How come we're always talking about how the Jews were persecuted? Lots of people have been persecuted. My people have been persecuted, too.Professor guy: Um...This is "Introduction to Jewish-American Literature".Chick: ...Yeah, but still.Woman: Do you have a non-fiction section?Book guy: Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history.Woman: No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction?Book guy: Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction.Woman: But you don't have a non-fiction section?Book guy: No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fictionTeen boy: Yo, why do they call it a quarter to 8? It's 15 minutes, and 25 is a quarter. Girl: Huh?Teen boy: If I say a quarter to 8, what time is it? It's 7:45, but that doesn't make no sense, it should be 7:35, a quarter is 25 not 15. You still don't get it do you? Girl: No, I get it, I get it. Boy: It just doesn't make no sense.Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.
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lol
overheard convos are either hit or miss.....those missed
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
this is hilarious! this has got me so psyched to move back to NY!
Good, Im glad somebody gets it...Also, thanks for saving my post from going wood....this post might go platinum after all.
lol