or the fools that sit behind the plate at a game and by the 9th inning still havent got over the fact that your mother can see you every time the pitcher pitches a pitch.
that would stand behind a tv reporter and wave and talk on your cell and make whacky faCES?
i cant stand you.
I am the reason that they will never run out of fodder for the Reality TV machine.
this was one of the scourges of my old job, trying to get wannabee superstar folls away from the camera. The really stupid thing is, if they did, nterfere with the shot we'd simply not use the take. Never stopped people from trying though
enough to make me wish I went into radio or became a nice accountant instead
i was a photog for a TV station for a couple of years, and this shit is sooooooo tired and obnoxious... although one time i was working with a reporter i couldn't stand, and this dude walked behind her real casually and popped a paper bag right behind her... she dropped the mic and started screaming and jumping up and down on live TV... when we got back to the station the whole news room and production department was just watching it over and over, dying laughing... i wish we had youtube back then, but it's just stuck on a shelf somehwere on a beta tape
another time we were doing a live stand up in a mall on christmas eve, and two middle aged ladies started fighting in the background... they were hitting each other with their bags, and then started rolling around on the floor pulling each other's hair
news photog stories aren't as interesting as porn store clerk stories
i never quite understand why people make such a big deal when someone walks out onto the floor or field in a sports event ?
i wouldn't do it but what is the purpose of not letting him do it. it's like we must have these strict controls to keep our society in tact or something and that by letting a streaker out on the courts it's going to start it to unravel and before long we will be climbing around eating live puppies and shitting on the floor of sidewalks or something if he's not stopped.
the fact that you can have 50,000 humans put in one place and stuff like that doesn't happen very often is a real testiment to the power of obedience.
now that i think more about it it really shows you how the nazis got so much power and other various destructive political groups that took power of states. it also shows the you power of the media, if you can get people to think a certain way they will do anything you want. you don't need an iron fist, just some fancy nikes.
oh it should be known this is a drunken rant.
sorry if offended anyone. especially nike wearers.
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stop.
I am the reason that they will never run out of fodder for the Reality TV machine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA.............
this was one of the scourges of my old job, trying to get wannabee superstar folls away from the camera. The really stupid thing is, if they did, nterfere with the shot we'd simply not use the take. Never stopped people from trying though
enough to make me wish I went into radio or became a nice accountant instead
another time we were doing a live stand up in a mall on christmas eve, and two middle aged ladies started fighting in the background... they were hitting each other with their bags, and then started rolling around on the floor pulling each other's hair
news photog stories aren't as interesting as porn store clerk stories
This football streaker gets laid OUT by a player. Perhaps a bit of an excessive retaliation...
but still.
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oops... here's that football clip I meant to post...
um, that's baseball and i didn't see anybody get laid out
i wouldn't do it but what is the purpose of not letting him do it. it's like we must have these strict controls to keep our society in tact or something and that by letting a streaker out on the courts it's going to start it to unravel and before long we will be climbing around eating live puppies and shitting on the floor of sidewalks or something if he's not stopped.
the fact that you can have 50,000 humans put in one place and stuff like that doesn't happen very often is a real testiment to the power of obedience.
now that i think more about it it really shows you how the nazis got so much power and other various destructive political groups that took power of states. it also shows the you power of the media, if you can get people to think a certain way they will do anything you want. you don't need an iron fist, just some fancy nikes.
oh it should be known this is a drunken rant.
sorry if offended anyone. especially nike wearers.
No.
I am one of those people that abuses right-wing/tabloid media outlets when, on the rare occassion, he comes into contact with them.
Ooops! Posted the wrong link... fixed it above.