DJ Dudes - The Future is Upon You...
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http://www.hercules.com/showpage_mobile_dj_mp3.php- Wireless: Absolutely NO WIRES. Dance with the crowd and mix at the same time![/b]Who will be the first strutter to be DJing out in the crowd and gettin' their groove on?
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Wack. At least the Mac version has real faders
Plaese to pre-mix a pee-mix.
I like the idea of this because I feel like a goon dancing behind some tables, or running out to dance for a verse, then jetting back before the chorus. Call me trazy, but I get a little ag when a girl wants to writhe her body on me while I'm working. Needles are expensive.
I need this dude in my crew
img src="http://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/kitty-dj.jpg"
Ha! My wife gave me that card for my birthday. It's on my desk now.
If you look really closely at the patch on the right side of the cat's jacket, it says:
ASS SCRATCHERS - CAT NEWS AGENCY
oh. my. god.
Sayin though. If he was crew, you know all the ladies would want to talk to him. And you know I'd have to mediate the requests. "Yes, for the fifty-eleventh time, we'll get some Pussy Cat Dolls on. There's the tip jar. THNX BAI BAI!"
PS. I need that patch. Fuck it, I'll take the jacket.
but he can skratch
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wakka wakka wakka!
(thanks for not blowing up my spot about playing PCD. don't cha)
I have this kids' book at home called Fun and Frolic from the 1930's or thereabouts. It has stories with photographs of puppies and kittens FULLY dressed and doing things like tobaganning and other activities. In my naivet?? I thought they were coaxed and posed with food or sedatives or food and sedatives, but was told later by a book dealer that they are all taxidermied. I've put the book on a high shelf where my cats can't see it.
I know what you're all thinking.
Fuck a chest strap, I want full-on high-speed wireless connectivity--that way I can DJ in da clurb while sitting on my couch at home. And then for the deluxe edition, they should add an automatic "email address, map, and directions to my spot to groupies" function. THEN we'll be
this is when you tell that chick that you'll play sexy back (again) if she runs and gets you a drink.
for the bathroom, put on rappers delight and take as much time as you need.
That image is so corny I thought you photoshopped it yourself for a second. Are people really buying this trash? Seems to me like one of those kitchy 90s telecommercial products or something.